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No, are you invisible? Have you ever considered naming any of your children after a video game character?

I have a brother named Marco; he’s an asshole. If you could trade family members for $100 each, how many would you choose?

When you’re dead. How did the microwave get invented?

Huh? Drugs?

451 degrees Fahrenheit Do you like oatmeal?

Yesterday was my birthday, but because I’m not a father, it would have been inappropriate for both to be on the same day. Is it possible that one day Mother’s Day and Father’s Day will be in the same day? And if so, would you want it that way?

Mythology reflects the Truth about human nature; and because humans are weird, so is mythology. Does anyone here know why I capitalized “truth”?

Because you are a “pun”k? I really like punk music the most; is that normal?

We found it! (jk) Is this a stupid question?

If anything, I overstand. Today’s my birthday; what’d you get me?

I only played that game once and I can’t recall getting anything useful for the bunnies. From the same Zelda game: why oh why did the programmers hate the player so much that they made playing the songs that unlock more tracks so difficult?

Yes; and if it walks on top of a cake, it’s called a “cake walk.” Why is Boba Fett one of the most, If not the most, favorite character from Star Wars?

I would be confused; why would a rich person make up a noble hero that steals from the rich? Am I the only person who greatly enjoys the books by James Morrow? (his best book is Towing Jehova)

No Do you prefer people who have faith but no religion? or people who have religion but no faith?

Interestingly enough, me too. On topic: Waffles are garbage good; make an omelette or French toast. Does this sentence make any sense at all to you: This sentence is not true.

Yes, but only if you wear a condom. Is Donald Trump the first President to commit incest?

Because demons get shit done; angels, monsters, spirits are incompetent. Why are angels, monsters, and spirits incompetent?

Because the Civilization games are incredibly well detailed and deep (or at least 2 was). Would anyone ever want to play a strategy RPG where you have to download as much music as possible without infecting your PC with viruses?

I’m guessing because in real life, even the most evil of the evil have some redeeming quality, whereas in fiction, the villains are usually worse than Hitler. I haven’t seen this movie yet (in fact, I just checked it out from the library) but can anyone theorize how Edward Scissorhands masturbates?

Flying? Would you donate a kidney to your worst enemy if the condition for refusing is that EVERYONE EVERYWHERE knew you refused?

0/10. :( https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XI1VpElKWF8

I look forward to the future. Whenever I drink coffee from my coffee machine, I add a lot of Sweet N Low. Is that good for my heart?

Isn’t he the one who wrote Harry Potter? (jk) If JRR Tolkien was alive today, would prefer the Harry Potter movies or the Lord of the Rings movies?

God doesn’t exist? If God doesn’t exist, what’s the meaning of life?

You don’t; you hide it by putting furniture in that space. Would you rather wake up with a cigarette or a pot of coffee?