SMEDIA

7/10 I have a new girlfriend; she’s a skydiver; I’m falling for her.

Maybe because when God made giraffes, he was thinking about beer bottles at the time? The reboot of the tv show Charmed looks absolutely horrible compared to the original series for countless reasons, right?

Probably my favorite Nickelodeon star, Victoria Justice. Which auteur (an auteur is a director that has his own personal style to the movies he makes) would do the best job directing a live action movie of Final Fantasy Tactics (the Playstation game)?

The Germs

7/10 I once knew a girl that was named “Holiday” . As you can guess, everyone came up with jokes for her name. My personal favorite was this one: Said to a friend in front of Holiday: “ Say, did you know that Green Day was on Holiday?”

6/10 Your mother’s so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

As you might have guessed from my avatar, Neimi from this game is my favorite FE character. This guy on YouTube , Mangs, makes character spotlights on different characters that appear in the series. When a specific character is asked for in the comments section of his videos, he does it on them. So yes, please ask for Neimi for his next spotlight :)

I don’t try to, but I am more comfortable saying offensive things over the internet than in person. If anyone HAS been offended, just tell me and I’ll stop. Now, back on topic, I’ve never played those games before. Considering how I enjoy FE, does that mean I’ll like that series too? Will the Golden Sun series ever receive a fourth title? If people quit bitching that the third game doesn’t compare to the first two, then Camelot and Nintendo would continue the series.

7/10 Me: If you kissed your girlfriend/wife one day and her mouth tasted like cum, would you break up with her? You: Yes/No/ I dunno Me: How do you know what cum tastes like?

6.5/10 Do robots have souls? Of course; why wouldn’t they wear shoes?

Because sex is great exercise (the joke here is that bird is a pun for women). What would happen if Fire Emblem made a monk unit that looked exactly like Jesus, could walk on water, and automatically revived after a battle because he is in fact immortal?

6/10 How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? Break her fingers.

Once again.... https://imgur.com/gallery/5LoKnKF Which, if any, drugs can “enhance” playing Fire Emblem? Cocaine? LSD? Meth? I would really like to know for a “friend”.

5/10 not really the kind of music I like to listen to This is the credits theme from Megaman 6, which is a remix of the Dr. a Wily theme from that same game.

Sorry, I’m not in the mood to ever do math again. Why does everyone criticize Oscar the Grouch for being grouchy? He lives in a trash can! He has every right to be grouchy.

8.5/10 This and the final boss music from Finsl Fantasy 6 are two of my favorite themes from that game.

I don’t know, but butterflies most certainly don’t like them. Would Emma Watson by flattered or offended by this meme I made?

Strong willed, perhaps. Let’s say a robot committed a crime that was punishable by death. Would putting that robot inside a giant microwave be an appropriate way to execute it?

I’m sorry, but I could never see myself enjoying such a slow depressing song 0/10 This is the second random battle theme from my favorite video game, Breath of Fire 2. I enjoy punk rock most and would love to see a punk band cover this.

8/10 God is most certainly a bastard.

Why yes; they call the pepper for use in pepper spray jalapeño. If you were a ninja/assasin, what would you wear on the job?

Winter since that’s the season you spend the most amount of time indoors. In FE7, Nino, once leveled up, is the most powerful character imaginable and can defeat every enemy in a single hit. And, she’s a justifiable candidate for most people’s favorite FE character. Am I right, or am I right?

No chicken; I’m a vegetarian. Brave New World or 1984? I can’t decide which of these two is my favorite book.

No, you are in Serenes Forest, (if you know what I mean) If a friend recommended an RPG that he says is literally the best game ever, but warned you it has Hentai in it, would you play it?

Not quite my cup of tea 2/10 This is the last boss music from Arc the Lad 2. IMO, Arc 2 is a great game (but you need to start with Arc 1, which isn’t very fulfilling).