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7/10 There are four people on a plane: the pilot (who happens to be a woman), a little kid, the smartest woman in the world (Hillary Clinton), and an old man. Unexpectedly, something wrong happens to the plane and it’s going to crash. There are only three parachutes, so one person has to die. The pilot takes the first parachute, leaving just two parachutes left. Hillary Clinton then says “I’m a valuable source of good in the world!” So she jumps out of the plane. The old man then says to the kid, “Well, I lived a nice long life, so go ahead and take the last parachute kid.” However, the little kid says, “Don’t worry sir, there’s still two parachutes.” The old man says “Huh?” The kid says, “It’s ok cause Hillary Clinton jumped out with my backpack” :) (Note: I’m a liberal; I couldn’t think of another woman to use for this joke).

I don’t know myself; we’ll have to ask an invisible man. If you were turned invisible and it was absolutely impossible to turn back, what would you do?

I dunno; you didn’t stick it anywhere dirty, did you? If you had a 15 year old daughter, and one day a pedophile with millions of dollars demanded you sold her to him (in some states, you can marry at 15 with your parents’ permission), for lots and lots of money, what would you do?

I don’t know, but I’ve never heard anyone say “You’re full of sand!” Which of these classic RPGs would you think would make the better novelization: Chrono Trigger or Final Fantasy 6?

???????? 1/10 sorry, but this one reminds me of some of The Cure’s songs. Me and a friend have a joke that The Cure’s music is what you would listen to if you were going to kill your self. Here’s another great theme from that same Dragon Ball Z SNES game https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DVxHxFpBXt8

Is it? Or are you an imposter? Would you become vegan to marry the woman of your dreams, on the condition you two can never have any kind of sex with each other at all, or stay as you are now?

Because of daylight savings time. I’m at a bar, but because I drink Mike’s Hard Lemonade to avoid getting too drunk too fast, I feel like everyone thinks I’m a pussy (I’m male). Thoughts?

Sounds good 10/10 This is the original Breath of Fire theme, which was used in both 1 & 2. Unfortunately, 3 didn’t carry on the tradition and never used it. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LXjaOB-qh1Y&t=20s

I’ve never heard of them. Wikipedia says there’s four bands with that name and none of them have recently released an album. Though I did notice a punk rock band named “The Ghost.” I’m going to look into them. Do you agree with me that “ideas are cheap?” In other words, that it is remarkably easy to come up with original ideas for books, movies, etc.

4/10 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OUuWiDt2Dq8&index=66&list=PLZzKhgUfPukB9iaEDNy4YAO_KtkDwSFeA

I don’t know, but I just want my pork and beans (jk. I’m straight). Why is it that almost every band is forced to not “cast pearls before swine” by purposely doing something to sabotage the CD they sell (though I guess I’m an old person for wanting to listen to CDs)

I’d prefer no since I don’t want them to elaborate on whom married whom. Why did Chicken Little jump to the conclusion that the sky was falling?

???????? You can’t be serious; you did listen long enough to hear the fast part, right?

I enjoyed that one 8.5/10 For this one, I’m going to make a bold statement and say that this following music is not only a highlight of the game it came from, but a highlight of all SNES music: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d6xo-F-6sGU&t=0s&index=2&list=PLiY5SUoXp3suLBAlxQSIzh7DYtdr0Bc5A

Umm, I’m having trouble with the site. I wish to post a link to a video rather than embed the video. Nothing I click on after pasting in the video’s YouTube link is working. I have a similar problem with other links on the site working immediately, but after clicking on them repeatedly, they then work.

Ive never seen that show; I say just start at the beginning. Am I the only person that enjoyed Final Fantasy 5 far more than #1,4, 7, and 8?

The sky. What’s down?

6.5/10 This is the victory over a boss/liberated area music from a real SNES gem, Soul Blazer

Megadeth’s first album.

7/10 This is one of the multiple boss themes from Breath of Fire 4

7/10 What do you say to noisy tennis players? What’s with all the racket?

Maybe because they’re on time out? Why is it that despite being marketed to teens/young adults, RPGs are still way too easy these days? Is a “Hard Mode” difficulty setting that hard to put in?

5/10 Why can’t Helen Keller drive? Because she’s a woman. No, seriously, why can’t she drive? Because she’s dead.

I dunno, why do you need a villain for your shoe? Why is it in a movie (Pulp Fiction) that otherwise has great acting, Uma Thurman was for some reason chosen when, IMO, her only redeeming quality is that she’s attractive?

8/10 Why do whores wear hoop earrings? So they have somewhere to put their feet.