Lungs

likes big butts and cannot lie.

only married Ninian because she'll forever look like a teenage girl.

Granted, but it's also unbeatably hard. Wishes he could fly, wishes he could touch the sky (extra points if you work your corruption into a rhyme)

30 skill > 30 luck by far! Would you rather have Alvis or Valter as a buttbuddy in prison?

Smells like Winterberries.

Granted, but all he sings are Bieber covers. Wishes he could fuck the po'lease

can't slander anybody.

has never beaten FIre Emblem ever.

slan·der/ˈslandər/ Noun: The action or crime of making a false spoken statement damaging to a person's reputation. Verb: Make false and damaging statements about (someone). has killed eighteen people with needles and a big brown dildo.

that's not slander. still hurtful though :P enjoys 3d Incest BDSM bestiality porn galleries.

Granted, but they have 10% hp growth and 7% in everything else. Also, they come with shitty stats and go 2RKO'd by any character in the chapter they join. I wish I could kill Gheb.

most people open spoilers though. like, really make it impossible to

S/he crit the you-know-whos and got that superbroken you-know-what from the you-know-who on the right side of the screen, right?

is the reason they crucified Peter upside down after starving him for three days.

Granted, but it takes three minutes for each song to load. I wish I was the horse in your sig.

makes terrible Holocaust jokes.

Granted, but it secretes acid and burns your face off. I wish I could freestyle rap.

It's Challenge One. Yo, dat... *sigh* 22 tries out of my 37? 38? were all of Chapter 1 :X

Boyd: Yes. I won! Ninian, where's that ring really from?

lives in a glass house.

Granted, but they each last exactly 1.13 milliseconds. I wish I could put together my entire romhack in the next month.

doesn't know how to slander.

Granted. They look at you with hate and fire automatic weapons at you now. I wish Mia would teach me how to use a sword.

Granted, but all your other friends are assholes now. I wish I could steal Louise away from Pent.