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Esme

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  1. I'M GONNA UNZIP YOUR 4TH SEAL

  2. I haven't updated my avatar in ages!

  3. Believe in the you, that believes in yourself.

  4. omg omg omg i hope it's the greatestest day EVER

  5. Raven

    Raven    Esme

    EY U BIG GAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY

  6. Happy Birthday!

  7. Happy birthday!

  8. would you like carmel or creame with that, or both

  9. would you like carmel or creame with that, or both

  10. Jedi

    Jedi    Esme

    How goes Esme?

    1. Esme

      Esme

      I am! But, hey, if you can do it then so could I if that were to happen.

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  11. Jedi

    Jedi    Esme

    How goes Esme?

    1. Esme

      Esme

      I bet, but I really want to attend one, so... yeah, I'm ready for the hard work.

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  12. Jedi

    Jedi    Esme

    How goes Esme?

    1. Esme

      Esme

      Stuff is going great, man! Well, sorta. I'm working preparing my college apps and I'm kinda nervous. How about you, buddy?

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  13. My ratchet rod needs kinky time and the floor isn't delivering. I heard you're pretty good.

  14. That was a beautiful duet, dude

  15. My ratchet rod needs kinky time and the floor isn't delivering. I heard you're pretty good.

    1. Esme

      Esme

      Oops, meant to say "transfer the money through paypal". Funny!

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  16. My ratchet rod needs kinky time and the floor isn't delivering. I heard you're pretty good.

    1. Esme

      Esme

      I would prefer you email the money. Plus, we haven't even discussed how much my time is worth. Five-hundred dollars would buy you an hour, babe. You fine with that?

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  17. My ratchet rod needs kinky time and the floor isn't delivering. I heard you're pretty good.

    1. Esme

      Esme

      Woah, man, that's the devil's work. I ain't no devil.

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  18. My ratchet rod needs kinky time and the floor isn't delivering. I heard you're pretty good.

    1. Esme

      Esme

      Yeah, I'm pretty good, well, more than that.

      Thing is, "pretty good" comes with a price. You willing to pay that price, hunk?

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  19. so how 'bout them catbois

  20. SUNDAY FUNDAY!

  21. you changed your sig from gaysome :(

  22. Happy late birthday Esme!

  23. Late happy birthday, Esmeeeeeeeeee!

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