Night 1 Results
A group of boy scouts on a camping trip could only look on in amazement as a mysterious figure pushed a washing machine off of a 13 story building. Upon closer examination of the impact site, it is found that some careless fool mixed their whites with their The Ferret Whisperer, resulting in pink clothing.
Also during the night, Isaac55 was run over by an unmarked black van. He died, but he got some really cool tire tracks across his chest.