General Spoon

Let me put it this way (assuming no external card counting device). They're barring you from playing because you're using your brain.

But card counting isn't breaking rules. There's nothing in blackjack that says you can't count cards.

This morning, while watching the History Channel, I learned that casinos will kick you out if they find you card counting in Blackjack. And it doesn't break any rules to do it. What's next, are casinos going to refuse you entrance if you're sober? The program was about the MIT blackjack team. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MIT_Blackjack_Team Actually, it was mostly about the Strategic Inventments LP, I think. Except I had to get ready for school and didn't get to see it.

The man is out earning the bread, and therefore isn't around to lift the car off the kid. The woman, however, will use a burst of superhuman strength to save her child.

Women can lift cars off their children. I think that deserves to be thrown out there.

OMG where's Caylee!? Yeah, stuff like that.

Draug. You can't forget Draug. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draugr

Falchion is one of Narga's teeth. Incisor, most likely.

Or maybe the guy had to go wash dishes or something.

People don't get married to have sex, they do that anyways. They get married for tax reasons and stuff (which is also why homosexuals want the right to get married). You guys are silly people :P

Religion is a very important topic. People have died because of their religion.

Except that people closing their topics is a nifty power to have. You can use it to keep a flame war from starting, and you don't need to bother a moderater to close it for you.

You get a cookie.

Kill the wench! She led a revolt thingy!

Isn't antropomorphism when you give human characteristics to animals? Edit: Beaten to it.

Cookie if anyone knows what my vehicle is.

God, those things look nice! I really would like to see one in person. For those who don't know, a fluke print, or 'foot print', is caused by the powerful up stroke of a whale's tail while it is still near the surface. The more powerful the stroke, the longer it lasts.

You know you want to fill it out, if only for that fancy sidekick slot.

Take your time. It took me a half hour to figure out what to fill in.

I'm going to go out on a limb and assume that not many people can here have enough motivation, can translate Japanese, and can make a proper patch for this. Would I be correct in assuming this?

This. They taste even better when paired with those other food gods, bacon and lettuce. Yum yum.

People always die when it snows. Seriously, our species isn't going to learn anytime soon.

Yes to the Animal Crossing part?

Oh, it bypasses defense? And it can kill?