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Steven Tyler

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  1. (:10)NOW I'M MAD!!! (Throws a firebomb at a crowd)
  2. If it's a child molestation case, I could lie and say "I'm going to kill that monster!" I have a strong hatred for child rapists. Or if the guy's black is the defendant , I could say be like Uncle Rukcus from The Boondocks and say "THAT N*GGA IS GUILTY!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pnXj1ppsx0 (Get to 3:09)
  3. I can vote, so yeah, I'm screwed. Jury Duty can fuck you mind up depending on how brutal the crime was. I mean, I been trick into looking at shock pics but damn, they seen worst.
  4. They get people at age 18?! Damn! If that's the case, then I can be summon for jury duty! Just say you're racist towards your own race. That's a good way to get out!
  5. Music Composing Friends Internet
  6. Name: Snow Age: 19 Appearance: Bug black guy wearing blue t-shirt and jeans How they fight: Knife combat and karate Short Bio: Snow's a mercenary working for anyone who got the money! He doesn't care who he fights for and against as long as he's making money.
  7. . . . no, it's too easy and I'm not going there. With me being Celice, I think life would be good living with Julia and Rana under the same house. I could ignore the fact Julia's my half-sister and have hot three-way sex with her and Rana I mean, two kind-hearted and lovely women in my house would be a bonus. Being Minerva, I would be loved by my sister but I'll fail to get Marth because of Sheeda.
  8. Am I the only guy here who woke up as their favorite female character (Minerva)?
  9. What if you never revert back to your original body? What would you do to those pics? Send it to me in my Saul form: Oh well, I woke up discovering I was Saul from FE6. I raise up from my bed to stalk any and all women and have sex with them shower and get ready to spread the Good News of God and His Word at my local church. I'm a well known pastor. Later that day, I was arrested for sexual misconduct in which Dorothy and Roy had to pay for my bail.
  10. Of all the places, /d/? Here's me as a knight!
  11. I woke up as Lackesis, who in turn wake up with some guy I met in a bar the other night. Last one for the night: Wake up as Dieck from FE6. I'm a mercenary and hitman working for the U.S. army along side with my militia group. My basement holds our shitload of axes, spears, swords, and guns. This afternoon, I am to met up with a kid name Roy to help him in his personal conflicts. The life of the solider of fortune.
  12. Alternate Universe: I wake up as Minerva from FE1 and FE3. In this world, my sister and myself ACTUALLY have a relationship where we love each other very much. I hop on my dragon and help train the next generation of Dragon and Pegi Riders. I'm in a center of controversy because I decided to sleep with Marth who in turn is married to Sheeda.
  13. I haven't gotten far in the game. I do like Miledy, she reminds me of Minerva.
  14. Yeah, I mean, Fire Emblem isn't that much of a popular series in America.
  15. You wake up this morning to the buzzing of your alarm clock. You get up and walk to the bathroom to freshen up. You let out a deafening scream to discover you're not in your own body, but in the body of your favorite Fire Emblem character! Now, what would you do within the body of your favorite Fire Emblem character, wheaver he or she be a villain, hero, supporting or minor character Me: Have sex with my hot wife who I don't know is my half-sister. I stole her from her last husband who I killed seventeen years ago but it's all cool because I'm the empire of the nation. Our son's a bit of a nutcase. I woke up as Celice from FE4 and I'm freaking out. I say to myself "It's a dream" and I punch myself. I can feel pain and I think if I did any hard drugs from the night before. Silly me, I don't do drugs! The next thing I do is smile and see that everyone I see in a FE character. I also find Rana and Julia in bed naked together and hugging each other. That put a smile on my face and I say in a M. Bison's voice "YESH!!! YESH!!!" Rana makes me breakfast while Julia is being a lazy freeloader.
  16. I think they did this because European version of games usually take longer to translate because of the multiple languages. Figure Nintendo want to get ahead on the translations as soon as possible.
  17. Another old picture of me from a year ago.
  18. BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE BITCHING ABOUT NO SEXY PICTURES:
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