Defeatist Elitist

Good.

As Dwayne steps inside, slamming the door behind him, they group finds a poorly armored man standing near the entrance with a torch in one hand and a short sword in the other. "So it was true hey? You'll never believe this, but a bird told me you were coming, though I wasn't sure of it myself, since it seemed like the type of trick you'd expect on a night like this," he says before stopping himself, "So,uh, what's happening out there?"

No dumbass that's not what I meant at all. Oh wait yes it is.

No Ein seriously I don't understand please tell me you didn't actually say some of this stuff.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh wait you're serious.

stop ein you might make him cry 8[

Stella's ball of flame sweeps around, scorching a nearby creature, while Dwayne takes the opportunity opened by Matthis' attack to fire an arrow, dropping the target. The last of the civilians is safely through the door, and the creatures shamble forward, swinging wildly, but somehow none of them manage to land a hit. OOC: Remember Rehab, hit rolls use 1d20.

Your wording on that was pretty interesting then.

I'm not British, and I'm actually Canadian, but I'm sort of the equivalent of a weeaboo for Britain. Sort of. Also I'm the best.

Again the Paladin swings his warhammer, this time with it wizzing past the head of a nearby zombie. Using the miss as a distraction, Matthis rams his shield bodily into the creature, sending it back a step, but keeping it standing.

Jesus fuck dude, Shounen manga or anime does not necessitate comedy. You shouldn't lecture people about not knowing the meaning of a word if you don't know the meaning either.

Tamara's scythe again misses its mark, passing just in front of her target's throat.

OOC: Anouleth is out, so whoever's after Damios can go now (it's Tamara).

Ouran Highschool Host Club is on Youtube with full episodes and dubbed in English. Get at it. PS. If you don't like it you're a terrible person.

Sternblade swings his sword toward the creature in front of him, decapitating it, before swinging his sword around to hit another, slicing it across the chest. OOC: You hit and killed one, so I rolled for your Cleave attack.

Two of the creatures swing their rotting limbs toward Sternblade, though only one of them manages to connect, bruising the warrior. Another creature strikes Tamara, but its blow is deflected by the Cleric's armor. As the creatures attack, their brethren surge forward, attempting to surround the forward group, though avoiding the flaming sphere positioned in front of Stella. It seems a large number of the civilians have managed to pass through the gate, probably more than half. OOC: 4 damage on Sternblade.

As Stella's blazing sphere materializes, it ignites one of the creatures touching it and the creature collapses. Meanwhile, Dwayne fires off two arrows, but he seems unable to hit a target in the darkness. OOC: Flaming sphere doesn't require a hit roll, enemies just get a chance to roll a saving throw against it. Also theoretically you roll for damage each round, after moving the ball or whatever.

Matthis swings his warhammer toward one of the creatures, slamming his hammer into its side with an audible squelch. His shield swings just shy of his target however.

Damios fires an arrow toward the zombies, but the shaft misses its mark and speeds off into the night. As Tamara steps forward, she swings her scythe at one of the creatures, only to find her scythe cleaving the air as the creatures swayed gently out of its path.

Sternblade's sword slashes through the air, ripping open the rotting flesh of one of the creatures, though amazingly it remains upright. OOC: Rothene, I put Matthis in after Damios and Tamara.

A throng of the creatures presses forward, shambling toward the group until Sternblade's face is less than 3 feet from the lead one.

Dwayne looses an arrow, striking the same creature Stella had targetted, piercing its torso near the waist, and bringing it to the ground. OOC: Dwayne's damage with a composite longbow is 1d8+1 usually, but also don't forget your +1 for point blank shot (and remember you can use rapid shot if you want). I rolled a d8 but it was still a one, not that it matters.

A bright ray shoots from Stella's hand, catching one of the creatures in the chest, and filling the night air with the stench of burning flesh. The creature recoils momentarily, but seems to recover despite the massive burn mark marring its torso.

As the door opens, Sternblade, Stella and Tamara rush forward, while the civilians stream toward the gate. Almost immediately after, you see a group of creatures have noticed you, and many begin shambling your way. The foremost creatures are about 30 feet from you. OOC: Combat has begun, I'm not sure if Rothene is still around, but if you are, just post and I'll slot you in the order, I'm just trying to avoid delays. Initiative: Stella 21 Dwayne 18 Creatures 12 Sternblade 10 Tamara 5 Matthis

SF is definitely a lot better now than it used to be (oh look it's me with the same story I tell every time this topic comes up), though I think it has had a higher point. It's not too bad right now, and I think the problem is that the staff/rules are either too strict or too loose. But yeah, it's definitely way way better than it was when I joined, but that's because it was horrific back then. The default stance in the FE sections was basically "tiers are for queers and this character is the best because its my opinion and nobody can question that ", and elsewhere it was even worse sometimes. The average posts quality was probably negative. I mean honestly there were so many terrible things that I've forgotten some of them.