Defeatist Elitist

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Yeah, they always try to kill you anyway. That's when some shit happens. Usually Deus Ex Machina. So that's what I'd be relying on.

You do know that they targeted the Jewish RACE, not the Jewish religion. Maybe it would be clearer if I said that they targeted Semites as opposed to Jews... Anyhow, I'm not going to lie, if someone said "Kill this guy or I will kill you" and I could be pretty fucking sure he meant it, I'd probably listen to him. But if I didn't think he'd kill me then there's pretty much no way I'd listen to him.

Moar like "Hahahaha, she's underage!" or "Hahaha, she's fugly.", or best of all "Hahaha, she's actually a man."

WITH TWO Es AND TWO Xs BEEOOOTCH!

I know, it's great, especially against the mugger in the trunk of your car! I am a Almighty Obsidian Belt in the art of Grizzly Bear Roundhouse Kick Badass - Fu. It's the preferred martial art of lumber jacks and bears everywhere. I am so in touch with my inner Godless killing machine that I can tie a blue whale in a know in less than 1.2345 seconds. In addition, I can stop bullets with my MIND, not that I need to, since they all ricochet off my balls. I fought Darth Vader once, but his life support system failed as soon as it made contact with the sheer field of virile masculinity that surrounds me 100 feet in every direction. In fact, I'm nearly unkillable. Plus, I didn't even have to take some bullshit vow of chastity or poverty. I'm so awesome I can rape a bear, but choose not to because they're way to fugly. That's right bitches, I don't know self defense, I am Self Defense.

Almost all of that paranormal shit can be explained in 2 words. Sleep Paralysis. :D

How is it worse to kill something that can neither think nor feel than to kill something that does both?

You've got balls of steel, right?

Actually, compared to a lot of Horror movies it's quite tame. It has a lot more suspense and shit than other things tend too...

Oh yeah, I bet you're sick of his car.

Youshit didn't accept it as a valid video, so I emailed it.

Uploading my clips to the Tube, although I'll prolly try a couple more, and the ones I did weren't exactly what you had in mind I think. :D

I'm totally putting my voice in, because it is so AMAZING. :P Death knows.

What a humorous spelling error. Your statement now can best be deciphered as declaring how "Awwwww" worthy the statement you have thus quoted was, as opposed to your likely original intent of declaring how much said statement was full of awe and filled you with awe.

If your mom's there baby, then I could sleep anywhere~

Well, also add me if you're not a failure, because that's cool to. I mean, that's what I said right? I just said that if you ARE a failure, I don't mind. amirite or amirite? PS. WOULD THIS BE BOXXYBABEE WITH TWO Xs AND TWO Es?

... What?

... Well, after Lyle's positively enlightening speech, I'll toss in what I think. Obama isn't Jesus, but nobody is, except Jesus, and he's nothing special. :P Obama however is definitely a step in the right direction to improving the USA. And if he's taking over after Bush, well, he would have to really screw up. The way I see it is like this: Worst Case Scenario: He's an average, run of the mill president, who no-one really remembers. Best Case Scenario: Once you go black, you never go back.

Sweet smokin' asshole of a (formerly) feisty, roadkill mountain lion!

DID YOU? I KNOW YOU DID, 'CAUSE YOUSE ALL BE MY BITCHES, YO! Anyhow, I was gone for like three whole mothuh fuckin days, and I don't know whatshit happened around here while I was gone. So tell me plox? Also, I decided that I need a better instant communication network and shit. So add me on MSN. All of you. No matter what. That is an order! ESPECIALLY YOU! Doit. You'll also get to talk to me, and that is enough of a reward by itself. Anyhow, I'm zxvalarevan@hotmail.com. And don't worry if you're a failure, do it anyway, I'm an accepting guy. I'd be happy to help you, you know, stop being a failure. But now I believe I must sleep, or at least, soon, so I might not be seeing much more of the forum. I'll leave my browser on here though anyway, just because.

Monk. I would totally grow my hair out and die it blonde and cause many humorous misunderstandings on the subject of my gender!

You and I can has sex now? :P Honestly, I liked 10 a lot, so basically 10, with some nice little modifications. Reikken's ones look pretty damn close to what I would want.

N-n-n-n-nishi? IT IS YOU! I knew it!

I act as the situation dictates? :D