Defeatist Elitist

And who tells Ike? :P Anyhow, how does this matter at all. Yeah, they know he's Branded. Big whoop. I don't see what it would change...

Played them all, and all X Packs. I've been playing since they started. Loved them all the way. Third is my favorite, plus it has the Dutch. I love playing the Dutch. Building Banks... I love Banks.

I will sing, and you will cringe due to the cheesiness of my lyrics! CRINGE PUPPET, CRINGE!

No. Just no. This sentence contains far too much blasphemy. Emo Drow boy is by far one of the worst things that FR has ever blighted our existence with. Seriously. At least Elminster is badass. Drizzt is just made of fail. Besides, it's totally unrealistic. Everyone knows that Drizzt, being a dual Scimitar wielding Drow is going to goddamn suck. He should die versus everything.

I love you Sarge!

... Isn't that the whole idea? I mean, I sure as hell would feel sexually insecure if I had a guy snuggling with me. That's kind of what sexual insecurity is. :P

You cunning bastard, editing that out like that... :(

Hey dude, I'm awesome at flirting too! I can give you advice on things to add! Here's one now: "I must say madam, your bosoms are amongst the finest in the land!" I've actually use that too, so you know it works!

Irrelevant! You break the rules, you are PUNISHED! :3

It's never too late for surprise sodomy!

Hi. I'm just posting to point out that this topic serves no purpose! Bye!

moar like Barack the uppity Negro, amirite? :P

No offense, but then it really belongs in the Spam section. A story made almost entirely of in jokes is a pretty bad story.

Mwahahahaha! Destiny Hero, I love you. You are too amazing.

Lolz. I agree with Ninji pretty much. If you really think there's a problem with someone just harass them until they stop. Tried and true method. :P You don't need a big discussion like that. I find most things work themselves out in the end. Although I don't really believe in Locking threads in most situations...

itt: we rip apart and dissect a mildly humorous joke

No it isn't. Or rather, it doesn't matter. It was so intense that it needed to be over stated. I came just watching.

Actually, you got that a bit wrong. They kissed and made out.

Other. Like most things in my life, I just kind of picked it up on the way. :P

This type of topic makes you look like a twat. I mean, what? I didn't say that at all.

... *narrows eyes* Ya know, we really need a good, narrowed eyes smiley.

My penis is a dick.

I don't think so. Have you ever heard of that guy who died being sodomized by a horse? Sounds like a bad idea to me.

Would have been a perfectly good response, but it's you saying it, so it's totally unfunny. :3

Yiff in hell. :3 :D Hmmmm... Not too sure. I'll really have to think more on this... I'm sure there are things I'd like, I just can't think of them right now.