If you got any, let her rip...
Three dudes were going back home after a party, a blind man, a deaf one and a bald one. Since they had no ride, they had to head on back on foot.
They came upon a forest and midway through, the blind dude says:
"I'm starting to see shadows, man."
The deaf one says afterwards:
"I hear noises."
And finally, the bald dude says with a trembling voice:
"Lets go back, what if they pull us by the hair."