Vangaurd

WHY WOULD CHEWBACCA, AN 8 FOOT TALL WOOKIE WANT TO LIVE WITH A BUNCH OF 2 FOOT TALL EWOKS? LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE SUPPOSED JURY, IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE! Also, for laguz, they seem to be good at eating EXP, and that's about it.

Why on earth are they still drawing art for a game that came out 3 years ago? Oh, thats right, lack of creative inspiration. I forgot. I AM A CYNIC!

Stepmania, anyone? Srsly, playing DDR with your fingers is way easier than actually "dancing."

Hawkeye Because I never wear a shirt. And I'm ripped.

I seem to recall VincentASM going through a period when he was a power hungry maniac. But other than that, they seem normal. At least as normal as someone who sits in front of a computer all day can get.

YES I HAVE OFFICIALLY DIVERTED THIS THREAD! Indeed, I am back. Who knows for how long! *sense of mystery and wonder*

Buahaha, Yeah, I'm glad I bothered to torrent the 1gig soundtrack for the game. That stuff is freakin awesome. Some of the stuff is a great walk down memory lane.

Still Running - Chevelle. Seriously that is the best song ever.

Palindromes? Damn mad Nurse-I spy gypsies. Run! do Geese see God? May a moody baby doom a yam? Madam, I'm Adam the list goes on for miles!

First of all, I am not a perv because there is no such thing as pron that is safe for work. And this site is all about being safe for work. So that productivity goes down and we are all outsourced to India. Unless you were referring to, say, prons, which we all know are shrimp. Also, for some reason, naked and pron seem a bit redundant to me. You might want to consider revising the title to something involving Jews something that is less offensive, such as, "Furry lemmings;lol'[_)" I am so awesome. PS@Ilyana You can find teh lolcats at icanhascheezburger.com even though you probably already know about that site.

Wow, this sounds like fanfic, but you're inserting people from the forums as characters. You know, I never realized this before, but ruining something that is truly terrible may possibly create something great. Or at least not as crappy. This was actually fireman trying to show that he is creative and not just a nerd who sits around in front of a computer all day. I'm creative too, I swear.

I swear if any of you write a fanfic, I am going to stalk you on google maps and then come and beat you to death with a rusty chainsaw. Seriously, fanfiction is the sewer spawn of all written work.

Letsee, Here. Gay fags (=gamefaqs for those of you who are not intellectually inclined. At last check I had one post there. Yeah.) Songs To Wear Pants To official forums (but I lost forgot me password, and everyone hated me because I made a quintuple post on my introductory thread. Yeah I am a n00b, I know). That one forum that I am the only member of that just sent me an email wishing me happy birthday even though my birthday is not anywhere around this time of year. Seriously. I can show you the email if you want.

ITS CLEARLY TRUE B/C IT APPEARED IN AN MAGAZINE ON APRIL 1, WHICH IS NOT A SPECIAL DATE FOR ANY REASON. ALSO, THE TECHNOLOGY TO BE ABLE TO CREATE SUCH FLAWLESS EVIDENCE DOES NOT EXIST YET: BY THIS LOGIC, IT IS THE TRUTH. EL VERDAD. Oh, crap, the caps lock demons possessed me. Disregard the previous statements.

Can you say tl;dr? I can. And as you can see, I have been boning up on the latest crappy stupid lame unfunny internet lingo in order to create lulz. And as you can see, I had to sell my soul in the process. Which sucked. But now I am a soulless cynical monster that goes around eating ePeople on the internets. And I can only be stopped by at least 100 chocolates. And you ate them all! Impossibly selfish. You will burn for that. Also, my average sentence length. Went down. Assumably along. With my inteligence. But I do still care.

I have no idea what kind of nerd would pre-order a game. Clearly not me. Besides, I have been too lazy to bother getting any info about it and therefore do not know if it is worth getting. Check that, it's worth getting; it's a Fire Emblem game. I don't know if it's worth convincing my parents to get it for me. There we go.

Can you say mindless mod flattery? I can, and to prove it, I just did.

I've see about 5. 1 with wolf, 1 with ROB, 1 with G&W, 1 with ganondorf, and one where Ike raped children with his massive array of spike moves. Ike is bad for life in general. I don't want to spend too much time getting overly hyped for the game. I know it's going to be completely awesome, and that's good enough for me.

*has lv60 gold pokeblocks* *points at Action Replay* What?

Super Mario World - Castle Theme - SSBB OST (iono who the artist is.) I ARE WIN!!1

My sister is either a rabbit or a dragon, but I think she may be a dragon. I have no clue what I am. I just remember it was lame. Like a marmoset or something (hint: that was a joke). I wish I was Chinese, sort of. At least I wish I could speak Mandarin.

Oh. Too bad then.

That actually sounds really satisfying.

This topic phailz miserably?

I'm not going to use smash balls because I am a purist like that. Unless it turns out they are freakishly awesome.