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Malexis

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  1. Malexis
    SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Oh wait. Kai you have no idea what to do do you?
  2. Malexis
    TOPIC KILLING BORE
  3. Malexis
    TIME TO DO IT
  4. Malexis
    Hmm are you short and purple with a white mohawk? I'll still do you.
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  6. Malexis
    Thanks Kai~ Are you fat and blue? If so I will totally do you. Right now.
  7. Malexis
    Bide your time by riding the sexcopter. With me. Alone. With the lights off. And a horsewhip that's never touched a horse.
  8. Malexis
    lolk
  9. Malexis
    Yeah he apparently does why ask such pointlessness.
  10. Malexis
    No, it was shipped in through a COPTER. GOD.
  11. Malexis
    Combo breaker.
  12. Malexis
    What part of Sexcopter don't you bitches understand
  13. Malexis
    NEEDS MOAR SEX EDITEDITEDIT: This post has officially been approved of by Toa Lord Sothe, the sexiest Mexican, as of 9:18 PM EST, August 22nd, 2010.
  14. Malexis
    Hey! Lyle is a fine gentleman and stuff. ... Or not. Yeah, not. At all. Yeah he's who I meant.
  15. Malexis
    Pfft, you haven't even heard of his diphalia!
  16. Malexis
    Sorry, but it's best you get used to it now. After all, I was going to sell you when you turned 20 anyway. To a fat guy. A really fat guy. Who's perverted, and not gay. With fat friends.
  17. Malexis
    Be happy you didn't have one IRL to "talk" dirty to! ^_^
  18. Malexis
    You're still his slave. You entered the topic after the change. Now kneel before my slave.
  19. Malexis

    is feeling like laughing hysterically.

  20. Malexis
    I wouldn't have.
  21. Malexis
    42. and no, I didn't read the first post
  22. Malexis

    They're not too pretty. I'll have to get rid of them. Eww! that one has /dirt/ on it! Slave, obliterate it with my bazooka! Thanks in advance <3

  23. Malexis

    =D

    *Hands Soul a piece of watermelon*

    ...Now what the freak are all these pickup trucks doing here?

  24. Malexis

    Hmm. Thank you, my favorite slave. *swings the barbed wire, wrapping you up from neck to toe*

    And now... the most important part...

    *carves watermelon* Want a piece?

  25. Malexis

    Humph! You shall be punished.

    I just need a watermelon and some pickup trucks.... and barbed wire.

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