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Contents (Part 5) [spoiler=Part 17 (Derek Rises)] Exercise??? What? Slaughter counts as exercise Any genwunners in the house? HAHAHA!!! Anger... Fading... I admit it, I had nothing... Poison... Luckily I have an antidote!!! Best. Ability. Ever. ... Great... Yay? Moar battles. Not much to say really... Drugs are poison kids. Psychic rock cave MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH Backup. Just in case... Honey... Sinnoh confirmed??? lieve it's not butterfree... [spoiler=Part 18 (Evolving)] Shards... Yup... Uniforms. Noone evil can wear a uniform! That sounds innocent... Aww shit, you... It's like looking in a mirror Meh... YAY!!! THINGS!!! USEFUL THINGS!!! Well, at least I have a spare... Yeah!!! Damn... I liked damp... ALL THE EVS!!! tourism. Dog fighting? I'll put five quid on red... I've been hacked... All the rollouts!!! Once he learns rollout... Meh... [spoiler=Part 19 (Buried on the mountain side)] Hi, can you tell me how to get to the next town? Well. If you say so... Dudley, doctor of pain So... Uneventful so far... The power of the legends!!! Team ghostma... I did only ask for directions... Why won't you help me??? I guess my scent attracts fanatics... Yay... Fuck it, why not New route!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF May as well Cheerleader captain! Just... Look at it... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! That's what she said... No clue what it means, but she said it. Well, at least I don't need a moon stone anymore So no rain dance... Double no. The new team. For the dragon upon Kingdras emergence. Why not. Might be a nidoran. Or better... Fuck WHY IS EVERYTHING SOUNDPROOFED??? [spoiler=Part 20 (Melting Kitchen)] Oh. Yay... Yeah. That's not why I'm here, or anything... Uh-oh Much better Even better So, what type of gym will this be? Ice... In a sauna? Okay... Do want. Guess who's going to get even more overleveled But you'll melt your pokemon... your package is Delibird; the contents: Death. The hole is scared Why does this thing exist? You've spent the day hiding in a hole, don't lecture me!!! Ice types... and naked flame... It me took far too long to get here. Far too long... I want to hug it, but I have to kill it. Internal conflicts brewing! So... Ember... Yeah. And I'm gonna change, because I thought he still had thick fat... All the hits Healing up Love this ability Repeat earlier pun And again 4 down!!! Meh

Contents (part 4) [spoiler=Part 13 (RIP)] How about away? I pity your pokemon, for having you as their trainer. #Hope you brought a burn heal I'm popular!!! Deforestation-A means to an end RELEASE THE KHRP!!! So... Progress The whole region is full of liars!!! CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP!!!! MAGNITUDE 8!!! NO!!! I'm in mourning, you whore!!! Have some respect! SUPER!!! She has a beautifly as well. Registeel escaped... Blaze it gurl! New items RIP Got the acro for now, but I'll be back! IT'S WALLY!!! So he did kill Ralts... Heartless bastard. Serves you right [spoiler=Part 14 (Hoenn Confirmed)] Hey, it's guy I barely know... Also, new route Can I has mega? I like. Solar powered lizard.Can you charge my laptop? ... Actually, I don't want to know where the plug would go... Sceptile knows what's up. Some training. He does look like a nurse... Fungal hygiene... It's like looking in a really ugly, mobile mirror. $$$ Not bad... I'll need that later. Blazing confirmed Lazy power [spoiler=Part 15 (Wayne's Kitchen)] Next gym kitchen So it's a ground gym. Dugdrio... YOU EVIL MOTHERFFFFF... Onto the chef!!! With... Ground... Wayne's foods of the earth. Opens with Flygon Flygon down! AW SHIT!!! Phew... Down to his Rhyhorn It's getting close AAAAAAWWWWWWWWW... YYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! I'm going to believe you, but I've been hurt before... Popularity leveled up! I ain't even mad. Team overview. [spoiler=Part 16 (Big Birds)] Smashy smashy! New route, and new catch!!! He evolves with level, thanks to the randomizer! Yay! Medical... Poison... 10/10 for imagination TYPE ADVANTAGE More catching!!! YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!! Time to unleash the power! Murder increased by 1000 And I'm out Another compulsive liar... Healing Someone with the right name. I'm disgusted. It's snowing burnt stuff!!! Damn... Damn... Damn... Get it? Not bad Useful for nuzlockes. How? Another spikes... Yay... Time to get collecting!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF He was okay though.

Ah... True... Hadn't thought about that. However, water types are the most common, IIRC Contents (Part 3) [spoiler=Part 10 (Estebans Grillhouse)] *Head chef 'You kill 'em, we grill 'em' HUGE POWAH!!! Lava snail. That is all. BASTARD! Shame he doesn't have a water move... Potions are annoying... NAPTIME!!! HAHAHAHA!!! AGAIN? I changed my mind, potions are useful. Stab super effective! But he's napping... Healing up. Still not awake... YES!!! Finally the stomp is coming... Water gun! So I'm back to full Done! 'You killed me, and grilled me' Why? [spoiler=Part 11 (WobbuFFFFFFF)] I'm in the cave now, so new catch!!! I have a grass type! Anti aggro flower... Rock head. Wasn't planning on running takedown on this, but thanks... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF Few... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF It turns out that they don't have shadow tag, though. Found that out on the 3rd one... Hey, you broke free. Good for you! Just chilling in a cave. Because, Y'know, caves... I bet it's not... Great reward. I'm out. More lies, I'll bet... I got a guys number! Yay? STEVEN!!!! NO MORE WOBBUFUCKS!!! MOAR BOAT Casual break on the beach. Or not... Roxwho? Oh, the bug chef. Sooooooo, what're we waiting for? YOU FOOL!!! You can be evil, and thats okay, as long as you obey the rules doing it. New pokemon!!! YOU BASTARD!!! So, I have a backup... And something to drink Obligatory Whitney reference. Suck/10 [spoiler=Part 12 (Speed Queue)] Just checkin' Restocking But I need to take them somewhere else, right? Balls... Hmm... That queue's gone... What a strange coincidence... Saving the world cost ya' Hey, you. I got your 'goods'... Cool, you got the cash? AWW SHEEEET!!! IT'S A BUST! So many legends... So what've you got? Latios? SUPER EFFECTIVE!!! Sweep! Well, Poseidon's a guy, so that makes you gay! BUT ARCHIIIEEE!!! So many useful TMs... Cool. Who are you, and why are you following me? Don't give strangers your number, kids. EWW!!! I come for the tea, I stay to take money from kids and models while beating their pets. Battle time! Another believable name! Hey, it's Malcom's dad! Again, don't give creepy men your number kids.

I've made it so it updates the moves to gen 6 standard, and I kinda hoped that applied to move lists as well... Because this is a randomizer, waters only definite use is for surf/waterfall, but they are needed. I am allowed a HM slave, but it can't fight in battles... Contents (Part 2) [spoiler=Part 6 (Chef Landon's Bug Gym)] New route, and new catch!!! Water coverage!!! YEAH!!! 'Look at me! I'm a beyblade!' RUN FORREST, RUN!!! (It's for your own good) STAB POWER KILLER MOVE GO!!! HAX!!! Big step down from the last guy... More blazing. DOUBLE TROUBLE! Hiking murse... and kid ranger... The legendary kitchen gym! The legendary... Bug... Kitchen? BLAZE IT BOYZ!!! Burning some grass. 'Dude, I'm so stoned. That plant has a noze!!!' The offical pokefood chain stone pan!! Yay... Hazards... Roar team? [spoiler=Part 7 (Lazy Stoner)] Invisible impatient man. Ah... Shroom man. Wanna get high? DEAR GOD NO! THEY TOOK YOUR STASH!!! Getting high in a cave. I've been there brother... What's a Peeko? Yeah... He's called Laxus... From Fairy Tail. Yeah... I killed it. He's using the bird as a bong! DUDE, THAT IS SOME 1ST CLASS IMPROV! Lazy stoner... Don't do drugs kids. This is the result. OHHHHH! You're that guy... I try. Uh... Cheers? There's always one more thing with this guy... ITS THE ROCK!!! Yay. Now I can hear about the top percent of Rattata... Where's joeys number? [spoiler=Part 8 (RegiRival)] I got a girls number! I get a choice? Wow... Hah. Malcom. WHAT THE HELL? KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! See above... What a tank There we go. Powerstarter And it has flame body... Okay... Damn right! The dude with the bong? Totally not a hint or anything... The team. Not bad really. I got cut! WHAT!?! A second master ball?!?! Smells funny... Goddamn chairman! I'm on a boat! Can I call in some backup? FISHING!!! [spoiler=Part 9 (Dog Fishing)] Yeah... Right... What are you on? Fishing! What can we find? SFWFOWEIFJJIFIWEFIJDSIFD!!!!!! YEAH!!! DOUBLE LEGENDS! I like this... And yes, I watch Avatar, deal with it. Awkward eye contact More strange fisherman catches... Shit... I can flash! Probably should've phrased that better... Dang. I'm scared... Well... That escalated quickly. A name that pretty much fits... Wow... MONEY So it's a fire gym. ITS HAPPENING!!! POWAH!!! Now I need a moon stone. Last dude before the chef. Brawly goes down next time.

So, since ORAS are dropping later this year, and I'm on summer holiday, I thought I would do an LP. I decided to go with a Randomizer Nuzlocke, because why not. It's set to opponents teams being type themed. Pokemon types and stats are still the same, so I don't get totally blindsided, but abilities are randomised. Movesets are normal, but starters and TM moves, and all wilds are totally random. I've also turned off game breakers (So I don't get dragon raged. sonic boomed early on) Standard Nuzlocke rules apply (Fainted pokemon are dead, and are put into a death box, only 1st met pokemon of each route can be caught.) I've also decided to take up the duplicates clause I will be playing in set mode. Contents (Part 1) [spoiler=Part 1 (The Choice)] Hoenn CNFRMD Anyways it begins, Even though Rayquaza will likely never feature... Shame... Um, boy? Tolkien reference no.1. Expect many more. So i'm in the back of the truck... Am I furniture? But mum... (I'm british, so I'm using a U) But MUUUUM!!! Healz FTW I AM NO MAN... oh wait (Thats number 2) Seems legit BUT MUUUUUUUM!!! And you want me to go get them? Seems fair... But I don't want to be a hero! Meh... MEEEEEEEEEH HOLYMOTHEROFJESUS!!!!!! [spoiler=Part 2 (Miss Malcom)] Guess who I chose! Well... That was easy... THE RIGHTFUL KING UNDER THE MOUNTAIN! (no.3) Thanks for the butt ugly monstrosity... Really. Reference no.4... I may start toning down the Tolkien... HOLY CRAP ITS ANOTHER MONSTROSITY!!! Yeah! Sure creepy lady... I'll just prepare my rape whistle... Yay! Potion! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! And yet I have this orange suckbitch... I put mah balls in mah pocket... I'm going on an adventure!!! Yeah... I'm not even sorry... [spoiler=Part 3 (Dayum Nature)] YEAH!!!! Shit... And I'm all out... So... yeah... it died... Damn... Stocking up!!! It'll do. And it levels up pretty quickly... This happened a lot. A lot... Finally!!! DAYUM NATURE, YOU SCARY! Shadow tag... Okay... AWW YEAH! AGAIN!!! it's stalling me... But no attacks are coming. #Walllife After a lot of scratching... More fodder!!! Hey bro... Bye bro... BERRIES!!! Another fight with no attacks... I'm coming daddy!!! [spoiler=Part 4 (Bulbafishing)] Pokemon 101-how to town... So we can go lift. Plot twist: he's your father But DAAAAAD!!! YOU GIVE HIM A POKEMON!!!! I'M YOUR SON!!!! Oh yeah... Rub it in... So Ralts isn't randomised. (He killed it, btw, but somehow still caught it...) If I get that far... And you must be going through your mid-life crisis... It's a wild!!! This time!!! YES!!! If this were gen5, I could triple battle... It's dumbo!!! Can it learn fly? ANTI PARAHAX!!! So this kid has an unknown. Must still be learning the alphabet... This dick got a crit and took me down to 2HP. Luckily I had an oran berry... Serves him right... Wha? Hmm... WHAT??? If I was fishing and found a Bulbasaur, I'd freak!!! He then proceeded to seed all 3 of my dudes... Pretty much sums this guy up... [spoiler=Part 5 (Petalburg Hax)] Forgot to take the encounter pic. This is petalburg woods, in case you didn't know. But yeah... Moltres... Moltres is so badass it's solution to injury is lava!!! WHAAATT!?!? HUGE POWAH!!!! He has wing attack as well... Mmm... Because you didn't blaze it... YEEEES!!!! Shrooms? We gonna get high? Papers? We definitely getting high! Dude, I'm 10, I do what I want! Lazy aqua grunts: Taking over the world... sslloowwllyy... SHEEET!?! Thats better! Damn right! Drugs? YEAH!!! Great ball!! Operation blaze it! PETALBURG HAX!!! Excellent! AMULET COIN ACTIVATE! Feebas... There are some things money can't buy... A generous donation from our sponsor She's my slave servant Should've blazed it... But if you blazed together, you'd both win... I'm here!!!

Pints, but I drink cider more, and only like a few beers. I drink far too quickly to get half pints... If the bar is busy, I actually buy two pints at once, to save time. Yeah... I think I have a problem...

Wow... Really enjoyed the original Scooby-Doo as a kid. After selling all my VCRs, I'm trying to find all of my old episodes/films on DVD, and am happy to say I've found most of the films, but I'm sadly still missing alot episodes. RIP Casey Kasem.

Simple and Clean-Kingdom Heart Attack on Titans 1st opening The Battle of Red Cliff-Red Cliff Pirates of the Carribean theme The bridge of Khazad Dum/Concerning Hobbits/The Steward of Gondor-Lord of the Rings Also, the opening to Tales of Vesperia is a guilty pleasure of mine... Just a catchy chorus

Basilio

Hey there Alex! Welcome to the forest!

*Insert Rey minion joke here* Anyways, welcome to the forest!

Pretty much because films have a limited time, and don't allow for much development of the characters (especially boom heavy action films). This is most apparent in films adapted from series, as opposed to a single novel, such as 'The Last Airbender'. Characters just weren't able to have enough depth.

Wut... but since it's there... Seth...

So many words... anyways, welcome to the forest!

Nice. Is this made with MIDI, or actual recordings?

Welcome to the forest! Fire Emblem??? Wut?

Some are pretty terrible. As much as I love one piece, it's not easy to watch... But there are others which I have absolutely no problem with, like Attack on Titan, which I think is done pretty well.

I'm just amazed by Van Persie's first goal. Just... Wow...

I haven't played this yet, so I need the help of those of you who have (Although i have played several earlier installments) Right, so I finish my A levels next week, and a few of us are getting together for a massive gaming night (Mario Kart, Worms, MH3U, Halo etc.) and being the end of exams... drink. So I've already got a few: Fall off track-1 drink Come last (of players) in race-2 drinks 2nd last (of players) in race-1 drink use of power up-variable drinks depending on which one to be decided later use blue shell-finish drink

That was an accident... It is, but it makes sense, seeing as how most of the travel in game is to do with water. Maybe making waterfall/dive a TM, in the vain of flash, but still having a use out of battle could help.

1)Hoenn-I just found it charming with all the water and beaches. Diving added a new depth, and the way the weather changed on different routes (Particularly when legendary hunting on emerald) was so cool at the time. 2)Kalos-It's probably just because this is the newest and prettiest pokemon game, but it just looks so nice... Mmm... Plus, dog grooming. 3)Sinnoh-Mt. Coronet was cool, splitting the region in half. A lot of what made this cool for me was the fact that east and west shellos/gastrodon were different... 4)Johto-Some nice places like the burned tower and twin tower. 5)Kanto-Just meh. Not much truly memorable stuff for me, aside from the pokemon mansion 6)Unova-I just didn't like the lack of any pre gen 5 pokemon before the end of the game, and haven't played B/W2 to follow up. I do think it's cool that the region changed in the sequel though.

Height +5 Galeforce: Now I can do the essay and play guitar!! Sol: Punch someone 'Hey, there goes my cold!'

Welcome to the forest! If you haven't already, try some of the others in the series. I personally recommend FE7 (Just FE outside of japan). +1 for Absol.

Kinda, but they are implied to be a similar age to the 1st gen cast, so I guess it's technically okay, although a little unnerving...

If you find the way out, take me with you! Anyways, welcome to the forest! Need to play the tellius series, but I can't find them, and my laptop can't handle things of that magnitude...