Steven Tyler Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Person 1: "Do you believe in God?" Person 2: "No." (Person 1 pulls out gun) BANG!!! Dead! (Person 2 falls on the ground in his own pool of blood) Person 1: "Do you believe in God?" Person 3: "Yes." Person 1: "Do you believe in my God?" Person 3: "No." Person 1 pulls out gun BANG!!! Dead! (Person 3 falls on the ground in his own pool of blood) Yep. georgecarlingftw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Tarrasque Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Been there. Except I didn't get shot >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 You forgot the insane rants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 win thread is win. you left out the bawwwwwwwwwwwing over gays though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deity Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 In my religion, no one pulls out a gun at another being. If they dont open the door, or if they tell us that they do not wish to hear about the good news, we simply leave, we dont force anyone. XD Though usually when that happens, I do leave crestfallen, because I know those people are in line for the bad ending. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thingy Person Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 I don't feel a malicious ovular object in my chest. Though i wish I did. I want some excitement in my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deity Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Maybe I should ask Vincent for a forum...Wait no, I'll just make one for those who wish to discuss religion, God, the devil, and any other thing in between. Anyone want in? ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 The Christian wakes trembling with sweat The cells dark walls stony and wet Metallic echoes as the bolts are drawn back The door swings inward, dull light through the crack The jailer looks indifferent to him A routine morning martyrs death for him A misty cold sad morning greets the Christians haggard grin The rope is slung, and the noose is tied, and the Christians neck is thin The block is raised, he stands erect, the rope beneath his chin They pull the block and the Christian drops, he hangs above the sin Listen to Comus. Learn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thingy Person Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Maybe I should ask Vincent for a forum...Wait no, I'll just make one for those who wish to discuss religion, God, the devil, and any other thing in between. Anyone want in? ^^ I connect that "^^" with "^_^" and thusly interpret it as a sign of comeradery. By god, I need to keep reminding myself I'm wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted December 17, 2008 Author Share Posted December 17, 2008 (edited) Here's something very fuck up I witnessed at my church about two years ago. So our pastor was asking anyone who wants to be save with Chirst and have Him in their lives. So, this one woman came to the stage/altar and while the pastor was praying for those to receive Jesus, she started to cuss out the pastor and everyone in the church saying things like following: - "Fuck you! God ain't real! If He was real, he wouldn't allow me to get rape!" (First off, the lady was ugly as hell and I bet you she was asking for it! - "If God was real, he'll show his face!" - "What's the point of prasing God if he don't reveal himself to ya!" True story, I shit you not. We were going to have a holy war in that church. But yeah, I'm getting tired of this Religious bullshit of "I'm right because I am religious" or "I'm better than you because I don't believe in God!" It's not cute and ALL parties are making themselves look like fools. Your belief of/lack of belief of God is not a penis. Stop shoving it down everyone throats like it was! Edited December 17, 2008 by King_Zephiel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deity Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 So it is our way...we are hated because we speak the truth. You think your little poem scares me? Humans can kill the body, but not the soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 (edited) Please tell me you did not just say that someone was asking to be raped, or that was a joke post. Edit, I just dislike people like you, bigots, I have no problem with Christianity. And if you actually reeead, there is a good point behind it. Edited December 17, 2008 by Death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deity Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Here's something very fuck up I witnessed at my church about two years ago. So our pastor was asking anyone who wants to be save with Chirst and have Him in their lives. So, this one woman came to the stage/altar and while the pastor was praying for those to receive Jesus, she started to cuss out the pastor and everyone in the church saying things like following:- "Fuck you! God ain't real! If He was real, he wouldn't allow me to get rape!" (First off, the lady was ugly as hell and I bet you she was asking for it! - "If God was real, he'll show his face!" - "What's the point of prasing God if he don't reveal himself to ya!" True story, I shit you not. We were going to have a holy war in that church. that is the problem with many of the other religions out there. They feed you all this crap that is not true. Jesus can be with you only if you come to him...and he is not going to come down and be with you literally. Things happen to humans because we live in an unperfect world. We have killers, rapers, etc. And why do we have those? Because Satan challenged God, saying that humans would come to adore him and praise him like a God. In truth, most of humanity has done this since that very day. By following the world and all its wrong doings, you are actually on the devil's side. Even a small cursing word has you against God. So think about this seriously. Even those of us who are seen high in the eyes of the lord will have a hard time surviving the apocalypse, so what makes you think a sinner who did not repent have a chance? No, people, the time to change your lives has come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 i think jesus is a pretty cool guy, eh walks on water and doesn't afraid of anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krevin Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 WAIT TIL YOU SEE MY DICK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted December 17, 2008 Author Share Posted December 17, 2008 WAIT TIL YOU SEE MY DICK You want a "Bigger Dick" contest?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ike-Mike Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 (edited) HEY GUYS, AM I DOING IT RIGHT?! Edited December 17, 2008 by Ike-Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ike-Mike Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 I just don't get you Ike-Mike. Don't you understand that its ok to have difference of opinion? Ike-Mike your a fucking bigot, you just dont like Christians do you? We have to put up with so much shit and you are just not helping matters Ike-Mike. Why are you doing this to us Ike-Mike, cant you see that you are not helping to make the world a better place with your lies? You know a lot of scientists are also Christians! Its true its true. I heard that 90% of people who read the bible are great people and fun to talk to, we don't talk about Jesus all the time and we don't hate jews like you say although I think when you said that I think you were trolling and not being serious HAHA your so funny I actually think I like you since you don't take any of this seriously yeah you seem funny and uplifting although I do think that your views of my beliefs are a little different we can most certainly all get along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted December 17, 2008 Author Share Posted December 17, 2008 I just don't get you Ike-Mike.Don't you understand that its ok to have difference of opinion? Ike-Mike your a fucking bigot, you just dont like Christians do you? We have to put up with so much shit and you are just not helping matters Ike-Mike. Why are you doing this to us Ike-Mike, cant you see that you are not helping to make the world a better place with your lies? You know a lot of scientists are also Christians! Its true its true. I heard that 90% of people who read the bible are great people and fun to talk to, we don't talk about Jesus all the time and we don't hate jews like you say although I think when you said that I think you were trolling and not being serious HAHA your so funny I actually think I like you since you don't take any of this seriously yeah you seem funny and uplifting although I do think that your views of my beliefs are a little different we can most certainly all get along. lolwut? Also, Christians don't hate Jews, we hate errr . . . Pagans. Yeah. Fuckin butt fuckers and star lovin' weirdos! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deity Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 We Jehovah Witnesses dont hate anyone. In fact, we are trying to save as many lives as we can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 So you discriminate out of love? Please, lmfao. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deity Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 You need a brain tune up. Go get one as soon as possible. I'll even pay for it. ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuuda Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 (edited) We Jehovah Witnesses dont hate anyone. In fact, we are trying to save as many lives as we can. Why do we hate homosexuals? Consistent beliefs FAIL! Edited December 17, 2008 by Shuuda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Consistent beliefs FAIL! win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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