Liz Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 ONE TIME I CLOGGED THE TOILET WITH TOILET PAPER!!!!!! AND THERE WAS WATER EVERYWHERE AND I WAS SCARRED!!!!!! BUT I THOUGHT JUST IN TIME TO CLOSE THE WATER THING, SO I WIN!!!!!! and then i had to mop the floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Hero Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Um... No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Laufeyson Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 ONE TIME I CLOGGED THE TOILET WITH TOILET PAPER!!!!!!AND THERE WAS WATER EVERYWHERE AND I WAS SCARRED!!!!!! BUT I THOUGHT JUST IN TIME TO CLOSE THE WATER THING, SO I WIN!!!!!! and then i had to mop the floor. LOL i had this happen once...very disturbing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Tarrasque Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Never. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 ONE TIME I CLOGGED THE TOILET WITH TOILET PAPER!!!!!!AND THERE WAS WATER EVERYWHERE AND I WAS SCARRED!!!!!! BUT I THOUGHT JUST IN TIME TO CLOSE THE WATER THING, SO I WIN!!!!!! and then i had to mop the floor. That story was one of the greatest I have ever read. Extremely suspenseful and exciting. I couldn't tell what was lurking to surprise me, behind every page turn. Brilliant, absolutely brilliant. Five out of zero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 If it's one thing I've noticed, it's that British toilets and American toilets are different in design. Well, they were in the hotel I stayed in during my holiday to Florida. If I take a massive turd, then I do sometimes manage to block it, with the aid of toilet paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 That story was one of the greatest I have ever read. Extremely suspenseful and exciting. I couldn't tell what was lurking to surprise me, behind every page turn. Brilliant, absolutely brilliant.Five out of zero. wow! do you think it will become the next Harry Potter? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................ what............................................................................ ............................. the poop.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 wow! do you think it will become the next Harry Potter?:D It'll become even better! However... :D There is this one fatal error you made. If you weren't going to use any other smilies, then you could've just turned them off and used this :D normally. Due to this, I cannot support you any more, nor can I publish your works of art. I am very sorry, but please try to understand. This is a very serious matter in our business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 (edited) It'll become even better! However...There is this one fatal error you made. If you weren't going to use any other smilies, then you could've just turned them off and used this :D normally. Due to this, I cannot support you any more, nor can I publish your works of art. I am very sorry, but please try to understand. This is a very serious matter in our business. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! that can't be possible!!!!!! there goes my life's hopes and dreams.... *cries in a corner* well, that's business, i guess.... Edited January 22, 2009 by Persephone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emblem Lugh Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Embarrassingly, always. ;_; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 (edited) Not recently, but it used to happen all the time. And it's not the paper that does it either. Edited January 25, 2009 by Metal Rabbit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wist Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 I do this quite frequently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 I'd like to take the oppurtunity to say I think bidets are disgusting. I hate when water splashed up my butt from a deuce, I can't see how people intentionally use them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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