Steven Tyler Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Yesterday, a friend of mine and myself decied to see "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" at a local mall's theater. We got to the mall and notice the movie didn't start until an hour so, to kill some time, my friend wanted to go to this bookstore to see if they have this book he wanted. So we were browsing in the store and we came across some Bibles. I was like cool and whatever since I had some at my house, so I really didn't need one and I put the bible back. I went to the other section right next to the Bibles and that section read as "Christian Fiction". I pointed this out to my friend and the both of us, having Christian Morals, started laughing our butts off! My friend was like "Wait, I thought Christians like you didn't believe the Bible wasn't fiction!" And I was like "It doesn't help the fact that there are Bibles right next to the Christian Fiction and normal fiction areas." and then we started laughing a bit more. More to come. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuuda Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 So, is that bookstore going to hell or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnell Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 So, is that bookstore going to hell or what? Either that or the bookstore is hell. Did the cashier have horns? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Wow...someone is going to hell that's for sure :P Anyway that was a cool story Snow, thanks for sharing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¬_¬ Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 <Snow_Storm> You know how some immature Atheists like to put Bibles in the Fiction section? <Snow_Storm> There was a book called "Why Evolution is True". <Snow_Storm> So, me being the counter-troll I am, I put that book in the "Sci-Fi/Fiction" area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuuda Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 (edited) The bible is pretty crappy fiction: one of the main characters is hypocrite, the other is a Gary-Stu. Edited January 24, 2009 by Shuuda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 The bible is pretty crappy fiction: one of the main characters is hypocrite, the other is a Gary-Stu. Your opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuuda Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 (edited) Your opinion. Nooooooo waaaaay! So how isn't Jesus a Gary-Stu? Edited January 24, 2009 by Shuuda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Lol Shuuda, the writing Nazi from hell. *hugs creepy uncle Shuuda* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted January 24, 2009 Author Share Posted January 24, 2009 So, is that bookstore going to hell or what? lol maybe! Either that or the bookstore is hell. Did the cashier have horns? I didn't get a nice look. :P Wow...someone is going to hell that's for sure :PAnyway that was a cool story Snow, thanks for sharing. <Snow_Storm> You know how some immature Atheists like to put Bibles in the Fiction section?<Snow_Storm> There was a book called "Why Evolution is True". <Snow_Storm> So, me being the counter-troll I am, I put that book in the "Sci-Fi/Fiction" area. I'm trying to get the rest of the transcript from Smart. Anyways, like Will stated from me, I had place this book about Evolution in the Sci-Fi/Fiction area and I did. However, I think one of the employees of the store caught me and I put it back to it's rightful place. Or and it also doesn't help the fact we saw a group of schoolchildren chanting like cultists in a kid's store. On another ironic tale: After the bookstore, my friend and I went to an Apple store pretending to be indie fags. While we were browsing through the store, we saw the most ironic thing; A freakin' P.C. near the software and I saw a few employees in the backroom using P.C.s Yeah, it was a night of irony for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Your opinion. Dude he fucking comes back from the dead, come onnn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kintenbo Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Silly book store, trying to stir up controversy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kommissar Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 (edited) <Snow_Storm> You know how some immature Atheists like to put Bibles in the Fiction section That's not immature, it's obsessive-compulsive: for such individuals, everything should always be in its proper place. Edited January 25, 2009 by Der Kommissar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Hero Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 That is just funny. And nice misuse of the word "irony". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Wozzeck Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 And nice misuse of the word "irony". It wasn't misused; recite the definition of irony. (AND DON'T AVOID THE QUESTION, YOU LITTLE SHIT!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 I would define these people as real life trolls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Pff. And yet you find anthologies of folktales in Nonfiction. To clarify: the Bibles weren't *in* the "Christian fiction" section, but next to it? Well, it's not as bad as it could be, though I raise my eyebrows at the fact that they differentiate "Christian" fiction from other fiction. What, can't a work of fiction following or perhaps emphasizing Christian morals be considered alongside fiction that doesn't specifically do so? I could maybe understand warning customers about books that are overly preachy or idealized, but there should be no reason to separate good literature which includes faith from good literature which doesn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 I am Christian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted January 25, 2009 Author Share Posted January 25, 2009 That is just funny.And nice misuse of the word "irony". You're a parasite child, so yeah. Don't tell us what words you don't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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