Non-Existent Member Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 What about pre-evolved pokemon? o__O? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalis Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 What about pre-evolved pokemon? o__O? I wish to hold a Petit Cup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 Today at work two attractive young women pulled up and asked me if I was feeling lucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 How'd you respond? Did you spit out whatever was in your mouth and run away screaming? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 (edited) It went something like this: Girl: Hey you. Are you feeling lucky? Me: I am now! Girl: You know that $614,000,000 lottery drawing? Do you have a good feeling about it? Me (thinking): GodDAMMIT! They probably want me to buy lottery tickets for them so they can leech off my "luck". Me: No, not really..... Girl: Oh... Okay. *drives off* Me: Sigh... Edited March 31, 2012 by Charlie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 Ha, sounds weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 Getting my hopes up like that... That's just wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 Meh, don't sweat it. You're bound to find someone, you're awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 (edited) Getting my hopes up like that... That's just wrong. I just kinda come to expect that by now XD Ugh I know this guy that just played off of my interests because I could never hide my feelings when I had a crush on somebody... and he would just mess around with me by acting all nice and whatnot when really he was just entertaining himself and his friends. And I never realized until I had eventually quit crushing on him and suddenly that non-interest turned into anger. But that just means that now whenever anyone seems like they show interest in me I just get scared off instead... Ohhh and he was also that super popular kind too so now I hate most popular kids for no particular reason Oh and also he also caused me to never trust a pretty face... Jeez this one kid influenced me so much!!! D= (well actually it was more than just him but he's the main one) Edited March 31, 2012 by Freohr Datia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEST TRYNDAMERE PLAYER Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 It went something like this: Girl: Hey you. Are you feeling lucky? Me: I am now! Girl: You know that $614,000,000 lottery drawing? Do you have a good feeling about it? Me (thinking): GodDAMMIT! They probably want me to buy lottery tickets for them so they can leech off my "luck". Me: No, not really..... Girl: Oh... Okay. *drives off* Me: Sigh... With enough sweet talking it's actually easy to disregard the whole lottery ticket thing at least for a while depending on how you play it but this relationship would strictly be a one-night stand simply because she will bring the subject back up eventually and guilt you into it(That's when you leave her and go your own way) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 Lux, Lux, Lux the lone suicidal sniper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Tarrasque Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 Wait at the camp site means wait at the camp site, not go off on your own to fight shit on the road when you're a class that just won't survive against hordes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 Let's all hope he learned the lesson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowofchaos Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 Was Ninian with another man? 当ったり前だろう・・・エリウッドの奥さんなんだ。 ニニアンに振られたか。 違う・・・と思う・・・ええと・・・説明は難しいかもしれないけど・・・ 夢に・・・あの二人の幸せを見させられた。 僕は・・・あの世界でいないわけだな・・・ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstraLunaSol Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 Goddammit Lux. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balcerzak Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 ;n; http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k59/crashman_alpha/26206772.jpg bleeding girls, my favorite. *saves* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lux Aeterna Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 (edited) I actually solo'd most of mountain run afterwards on suicidal. I lost to the patriarch, though. Edited March 31, 2012 by Lux Aeterna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 bleeding girls, my favorite. *saves* :< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 Always be prepared for an unexpected response, Crashman. Oh, and I've a message for ya. Ah-hem... "Thanks for the tip, may I have another?" *points Desert Eagle at Crashman* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 Uhh... *hands Ether a $10* That's all I have left to give, all the rest of my money is already committed to stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 It'll do. Thank you for your charity, good sir. *walks off twirling cane* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 Whew. *takes a napkin and wipes sweat off forehead* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 Speaking of $10 and lottery tickets, my boss approached me shortly before my shift started and told me that he and a few others were pooling their money to buy as many lottery tickets as possible for the big drawing tonight. He said, "If we win, I guess Troy will be stuck pumping gas by himself", Troy being the resident corporate dickhead. I pitched in $10 for that comment alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 So, did you win/how long until you know if you win? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 Probably not until tomorrow at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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