TinySteps Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 GHA Syrene: This meeting is now in session... everyone:... Syrene: Where's Joshua? Vanessa: He started a red hair club Syrene: Ok screw this meeting lets attack him RHA Joshua: Ok so well attack Syrene Ewan: Ok Titania: Yes sir Teythes: I can't actually fight... Roy: Ok! ELiwood: Im getting to old for this... Syrene: ATTACK Vanessa runs* Kyle tries to climb up the ladder with his horse* Joshua: Ewan nows the chance to kill Kyle Erikia: Blue-Hairs attack! Ephiraim stabs Syrene* Gheb: Ephiraim report to my office Ephiraim: **** Gheb: and bring some lard Julian: Gheb: You too Julian Julian: **** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Frey: This is what happens when somebody doesn't read through the thread and/or doesn't use proper English correctly. Gheb: Frey, come to my office for- oh wait, never mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BK-201 Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 (edited) Julian: Phew... So far so goo- Speaker: Julian, come to the office. We need a new idea. Julian: And you need me why? Speaker: The stuff we do in the office which will be blocked due to little kids helps me think. Julian: What little kids? Fa: Fa says hi! Fa is still very young! It's Fa though not Missfa. Edited December 6, 2009 by BlackKnight666 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griulf Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 The Basement Chainey: Welcome everyone to the first fighting tournament this season! Marth: Wasn´t this taken away after the accident with Narshen and Clarine? Merric: Yeah, but Gheb took it back the first thing he did as a principal. Marth: I see... Chainey: And now, it is time for the first match. In the right corner we see Karel. Karel: May I kill him yet?*Puppie eyes* Chainey: And in the left corner we have Jerme. Jerme: Blood, blood, give me blood. Everyone: 3 2 1 GO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luminothe Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 The day was not normal, everyone was running about, muttering to each other, all with the same question on their lips," is it true? is it really true." Some more bold ( like Julian) were caroling in the hallways. The students could not remeber a better day. Marth: so its really true? Merric: yup! Marth:So....Gheb has really been fired? Merric: yeah Marth:You,re serious Merric: completely Marth: HALELUJUAH THANK YOU GOD!! This conversation was repeated many time throughout the school, none could believe it. At the thiefs table. Matthew: wait you're kidding Julian: Sheesh the one time I'm actuaally serious and no one believes me. Matthew : that would be because what you're saying is just so unbelievable. Julian: Ghebs been fired, completely serious. Matthew: prove it. Julian turns to the nearest security camera and shouts: Ghebs a giant lard cake who forces little kids to to suck hos dick. He's a giant crap! *Everyone waits with bated breath, but nothing happens* Matthew: so it is true... It was a time of celebration, Gheb had been fired, and at last every student danced around the school in glee. However only one, unexpected person seemed to know how it happened. *At the archers table(Usually there is the crap archers and the uber archers table, but today they mixed in the spirit of the dAY)* Niemi:Come on Rolf tell us Dorothy: yeah, c'mon Rolf: I don't think I should... Innes: Just tell us already! Rolf: But I'm nervous... Shinon: Whats the problem? Rolf:I- Shinon: Damnit Rolf just fucking tell us already!! Rolf: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 1 warm bottle of milk later Rolf: Well, this is what happened*slips into a flashback* I was late to lunch and had to take the shortcut pas the fron entrance. There I saw Gheb and a man in a suit. Man in a suit: Excuse, can you let me in? Gheb: Go away you fucking man whore Man in Suit: I Demand entry immediantly Gheb: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Rolf: It utrnd out that that man was a representitive from the the school board come to asses Ghebs job. He was fired immediantly after the man regained conciousness Gordin: Ha Ha, looks like Ghebs love for rap finally did him in. Late that day, an assembly was called to announce the new priciple... Representitve: Because of a recent ....ah....issue in former principle Ghebs life. I would like to introduce our new peiciple. The new peiciple walks through th door Edward:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Marth: Oh no... Meg: Olive...... Oliver: Hello, I am your beautiful new principle. *behind him you can see naked students that he abducted,froze, and made into sculptures Julian: **** Oliver: And, I would like to introduce our newest staff position and appointment Gheb walks in Oliver: Mr. Gheb as the new Sex ed teacher! Thus the entire assembly concludes with everyone in the school having a nervous breakdown. The fear, shock, and depression wrought by the assembly hangs over the school for weeks. Muah ha ha, best plot twist ever(in this thread) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BK-201 Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 No. Gheb as principal is better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted December 13, 2009 Author Share Posted December 13, 2009 No. Gheb as principal is better. Then write him back in as Principal somehow. :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Gheb: So I'm principal again. Oliver: And I'M the sex-ed teacher! Julian: Well, fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinySteps Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 (edited) Or better yet... Oliver: And so I am your new princi Gheb: *Tarzan yell* Gheb sits on Oliver Gheb: R/\PE Representitive: screeeam Gheb: And so I am you old principle Oliver: Crapp Olivers remains can be seen all around in the auditorium EDIT: Muhaha best plot twist ever? EDIT: As everyone gasps in terror a huge flaming meteor streaks from the sky as a dark sorceror is on it cackling as the world blows up. Ghanarf: If only that were me... Edited December 13, 2009 by Purpose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luminothe Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 That night in the dormitories Ike waking up with a start: YES!! Oliver isn't principle anymore! Soren: Ike you were dreaming, go back to bed ike:Damn it, I knew it was too good to be true. soren: I know how you feel... Ike: I feel sorry for all the kids he is abducting for his "beautiful art" soren: apparently he is working on sculptures made out of frozen semen from the abductees, Ike and Soren both shiver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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