Altera the Hun Posted October 3, 2009 Author Share Posted October 3, 2009 Makalov: OH MY GOD! SOMEONE, PLEASE, POST AN UPDATE AND GET ME OUT OF THIS CLOSET ALREADY! Oliver: Ohohoho~ No amount of bumping will get you out of here~ Now be a dear and arch your back... Makalov: OHMYGODGETMEOUTGETMEOUTGETMEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 *After school* Frey: *Walking home* Lachesis: *Ends up walking alongside him* (Hey... he's cute. Maybe I could...) Frey: *Turns to see Lachesis* Hey, aren't you that one cheerleader who's abstinent? Lachesis: (Oh shit! Gotta say s-something...) Umm... what's it to you? Frey: Nothing I was just curious. You live here too? Lachesis: M-Maybe... Frey: Umm... do you want to go out sometime? Lachesis: S-Sure! Maybe we can go to... uh... Frey: How does my pants sound? Lachesis: Mypants? Uh, sure. I've never been there before. Frey: Oh, you'll enjoy it. A lot. *Walks away with Lachesis* Norne: Jesus Christ that woman is fucking retarded. Etzel: Look who's calling the kettle black. Norne: ... Etzel? Why aren't you being all gangster? Etzel: Oh yeah, when Joshua suplexed me, I got my brain jumbled up and I somehow unlodged a piece of crayon in my brain. Now I'm intelligent. Norne: That makes... absolutely no sense. Do you still suck? Etzel: Sadly. :( But hey, so do you! Wanna go make out? Norne: ... Why the fuck not. *Norne and Etzel go to TGI Friday's for some fun* Ymir: Dammit why can't I get any action?!? Dorothy: You... too? Ymir: Goddess! So... so average! Dorothy: Words cannot describe my feelings of mediocrity towards you! Kiss me! Ymir: My love! *Starts sloppily making out with Dorothy* Nagi: ... I should've stayed in that coma. Horace: NYNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *Divinestone'd* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted October 4, 2009 Author Share Posted October 4, 2009 *The next week, before class...* Marth: Augh... My head... Merrich: Man, I told you, downing a whole keg of beer will mess you up... Marth: How come Joshua and Sedgar didn't have any problems? Sigurd: Well, for one, THEY'RE JOSHUA AND SEDGAR. Marth: ...Oh. Right. Say, where's Frey? *Suddenly, Frey walks in, dressed in a pimp suit complete with the fur coat, the hat, and the cane.* Sigurd: Well gee, you look happy with yourself. Frey: Because I have just broken in the only virgin cheerleader at the school. Well, formerly virgin. Merrich: I thought Lachesis said she wasn't going to have anything until she got married? Frey: ...Merrich, my boi, must I remind you that I'M FREY? Merrich: ...Oh. Right. Sety: Say, speaking of Lachesis, have you guys seen her yet? Marth: ...Actually... *Flashback to ten minutes earlier, outside the men's locker room, Lachesis somehow managed to pin Azel against a wall.* Lachesis: FUCK ME, AZEL! Azel: B-But I don't want to- Lachesis: I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU WANT! FUCK ME! *Meanwhile, Marth watches from around the corner, nearly wetting himself. Flash back to the present...* Marth: ...Yeah, this actually explains a few things... Frey: Yeah, most women act like that for a couple days after their first time with me. Sety: What happens after that? Frey: Well, most of the time, they calm down and go back to being normal girls, if a bit hornier than they used to. Sometimes, they just devolve into raging sluts. *Years later, Beowulf curses out Frey for turning Lachesis into a dirty dirty whore* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ercdouken Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 *Katua doing homework on her laptop* Katua: Sigh... Another day of homework to get done. *Heather sees Katua* Heather: Hey there Missy, what's your name? Katua: My name is Katua. Heather: Katua, eh? What a cute name. Katua: Why thanks! Heather: What's ya doing? Katua: Homework... Heather: Homework, eh? I got something to say about that. *Closes Katua's laptop* Katua: What was that for? Heather: Homework is a bunch of chores! *Grabs Katua's hand* I'm taking you to my place, you and I are gonna have some fun! Katua: *Sweating* Umm... okay... *Heather runs off with Katua* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted October 5, 2009 Author Share Posted October 5, 2009 *Math Class. The teacher is missing. Again. Most of the class has decided to break into groups and play various versions of poker.* Azel: You know, it seems like the teachers have a horrible attendance record for their own classes. Sigurd: Except Largo... Franz: Doesn't he, like, sleep in his office, though? Sigurd: Probably. I know he's got a massive stash of steroids in there. Oh, and Royal Flush. *Azel, Franz, and Soren all groan and toss their cards in. Sigurd scoops up the cash on the table.* Soren: Say, what do you think the teachers are doing, anyways? *Cut to the teacher's lounge, where Titania and Duessal are... Well, yeah, it should be obvious.* Franz: ...I'm never going in the Teacher's lounge. Ever. Again. Soren: Well, it could be worse. At least Ephraim is absent- *Suddenly, Ephraim walks into the classroom, followed VERY closely by his sister Eirika* Soren: Oh god damn it. Franz: Oh, uh, hey, Ephraim... Nice to see you... Eheheh... Ephraim: Hmm? Why are you studdering there? Franz: Oh, no reason... Just wondering where you'd been...? Ephraim: Oh, Me? I... *Ephraim turns towards Kyle, who proceeds to freak out. The rest of the group Kyle was with scatter.* Ephraim: I wanted to see Kyle very worried coming to me crying and asking for help~ Kyle: *Turns away* Ohgodhe'slookingatmegethimtolookaway... Ephraim: You will come to me too, yes, Forde? *Eirika has Forde, who's wetting himself, at rapierpoint to coarse him into saying yes.* Celice: Ephraim, cut that out. Bullying your own subordinates isn't good. Ephraim: *Smiling* Waaaah, you really piss me off! *Suddenly, Titania walks into class, clothes all messed up* Titania: Alright, everyone, sit down and get those desks back in line. And Eirika, put that sword away before I confiscate it. I actually have to teach this class, you know. (Kyle: Why did it take you ten minutes to get here!?) *The class gets back into order and everyone takes their seats, with Ephriam and Eirika sitting behind Kyle and Forde respectively.* Ephraim: Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol... Kyle: Oh god... Why me...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel M Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Not now, but maybe in a later date we should have a poll for "best Fire Emblem High School fanfic". I might whip one up later. Perhaps we should adapt on a different character though, despite Zag being epic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Horace: ... No but seriously, where the fuck is Nyna anyway? Nagi: PAY ATTENTION TO ME! DO YOU NOT REALIZE HOW MUCH SKIN I AM SHOWING OFF?!? Horace: Umm, fine, but let's make it a quickie. *Gets into storage closet* Oliver: Oh, hello there! H&N: O_. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted October 9, 2009 Author Share Posted October 9, 2009 Largo: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!? SECOND PAGE!? THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! WE NEED MORE ACTIVITY! STEROIDS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstraLunaSol Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 I was enjoying reading this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 *Katua doing homework on her laptop* Katua: Sigh... Another day of homework to get done. *Heather sees Katua* Heather: Hey there Missy, what's your name? Katua: My name is Katua. Heather: Katua, eh? What a cute name. Katua: Why thanks! Heather: What's ya doing? Katua: Homework... Heather: Homework, eh? I got something to say about that. *Closes Katua's laptop* Katua: What was that for? Heather: Homework is a bunch of chores! *Grabs Katua's hand* I'm taking you to my place, you and I are gonna have some fun! Katua: *Sweating* Umm... okay... *Heather runs off with Katua* Eh heh heh heh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emeraldfox Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Even though no one will read this, I'll post it anyway, because I can. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *Tania walks up to the table Serra, Lena and Marcia are sitting at* Tania: Hi girls! What's going on here? Serra: We're collecting donations so we can buy a shuttle to tell aliens about our greatness! Lena: Yes.. I still don't get why I'm be included.. Marcia: Yep.. Tania: Hm? What's wrong? Marcia: Oh nothing.. Only the fact that Natasha is a weirdo who's into bondage. Tania: Oh.. Well, if it's what she's into, why care? Serra: She could disrupt my greatness with her cult following! *Marcia and Tania look at Serra with shocked expressions* Lena: Well.. She is popular. Serra: Exactly! She could take over the school if she wanted to! With her bondage rituals and such.. Tania: But why doesn't she? If she's that popular. Lena: Because of a balance thing here. Tania: Eh? Balance? Marcia: Something the principle came up with. Serra: If you ask me everyone is too scared to do anything about it. Tania: Didn't you ask her for help? Serra: I did, but she said 'no, I don't want to disrupt anything here'. Tania: I see.. Hmm.. Why don't you try to take over? Serra: ! I could! But I don't have enough members to help me. Tania: I could help. Marcia: Me too! Tania: My archery skills are great! I won't let you down! Marcia: Me neither! My lance is something to be reckoned with! I'm not bad with a sword either. Serra: Great! We'll be unstoppable! Lena: Umm... Serra: Don't worry Lena! We could always have another magic user! And you can help me heal too! Lena: Alright.. *sigh* I guess it can't be helped.. To be continued~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Jade Curtiss: The principal is a faggot. *proceeds to use INDIGNATION on Gheb* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted October 15, 2009 Author Share Posted October 15, 2009 Jade Curtiss: The principal is a faggot. *proceeds to use INDIGNATION on Gheb* *Indignation bounces off of Gheb* Gheb: Ohoho! You dare try to harm the Magnificent Gheb? I guess I'll have to teach you a lesson... *Gheb drags Jade into his office, where Jade can be heard screaming in horror and/or pain...* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Natasha is NO WAY a bondage gear using whore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emeraldfox Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Natasha is NO WAY a bondage gear using whore! Where in the story does it say that? It just said she's popular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 (edited) Marcia: Oh nothing.. Only the fact that Natasha is a weirdo who's into bondage. Serra: Exactly! She could take over the school if she wanted to! With her bondage rituals and such.. <_< Edited October 15, 2009 by soul1112 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 (edited) Natasha is NO WAY a bondage gear using whore! She is now! Wait but now my perception of her is shattered! NOOOOOOOO *jumps off a conveniently located cliff while still saying no* Hmm... Maybe I should join on the fun BUT I have to come up with something witty and funny... I'VE GOT IT! Makalov: *sigh* Gheb: Makolov to my office now! Edited October 15, 2009 by Ein Silver Rose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emeraldfox Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Marcia: Oh nothing.. Only the fact that Natasha is a weirdo who's into bondage. Serra: Exactly! She could take over the school if she wanted to! With her bondage rituals and such.. <_< If you read my first one in this topic(page 5), you'll notice she only does it with Joshua. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Natasha is NO WAY a bondage gear using whore! She is now! No, Natasha is innocent, if she were a whore I don't what to say of Serra then -_- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emeraldfox Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 (edited) Just because I wrote her to be into bondage doesn't make her a whore, Soul. A whore is someone who has sex with anybody/man/woman. Besides, I want some sort of plot in mine. Edited October 15, 2009 by Emerald Jealousy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Just because I wrote her to be into bondage doesn't make her a whore, Soul. A whore is someone who has sex with anybody/man/woman. Besides, I want some sort of plot in mine. coughlachesiscough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted October 15, 2009 Author Share Posted October 15, 2009 Just because I wrote her to be into bondage doesn't make her a whore, Soul. A whore is someone who has sex with anybody/man/woman. Besides, I want some sort of plot in mine. Poor Lachesis... She was such a good girl before she met Frey... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Frey does that to women. Must be the facial hair... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted November 21, 2009 Author Share Posted November 21, 2009 Marth: Hmm... Thanksgiving break is coming up... Which means we'll probably be getting a Thanksgiving special or some shit like that next week. Merrich: You're assuming too much. The writers completely forgot about this topic durring Halloween. HALLOWEEN, man. It's, like, THE ultimate Holiday Special fodder. Marth: Behind Christmas. Merrich: Yeah. Behind Christmas. Julian: Wait, how can we have a Thanksgiving Special? There's no school on Thanksgiving! Gheb: *Over the PA* Attention students! In order to properly revive this topic, there will be school on Thanksgiving next week. Also, Harken? Report to my office. And bring the gravy. Harken: O.o;; *As Harken leaves, Legault walks up* Legault: Yeah, the first post since mid-October, and we've already taken a sledgehammer to the fourth wall. No, we're not jumping the shark here. Why? Because the way I see it, it's not jumping the shark if you never come back down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel M Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 BB and I should add to our epic Zag adventures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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