Altera the Hun Posted November 21, 2009 Author Share Posted November 21, 2009 BB and I should add to our epic Zag adventures. Yes. Please, PLEASE do. This topic has been inactive for too long, and needs some juice to kick-start it back into gear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luminothe Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Meanwhile in the schools psychiatric management classroom.(PWMDP{psychiatric weirdo management and detainment classroom} for short) Athena: *looks up at her new classroom.* "vat did I do to deserve vis?" Oliver: AH! You must Athena! Beautiful. Athena:I though vu vere the assisten vwrestleing coach. Oliver: I am also the PWMDP teacher. Right this way. Allow me to introduce you to your classmates. This is Denning. Denning: This is a message from lord nergal, I await you on the dread isle. This is a message from lord nergal, I await you on- Oliver: This is Serra Serra: ohhhhhhh look. Its-a-psycho! oomigod! Well newbie, your going to be my vassal! isn't that great! Why aren't you listening to me. Give me my banana NOW!!!!!(this is all said extremely fast giving noone time to respond0 Athena:voh god! Oliver: this is Valter: Valter: Mmmmmmm. WHat a delicious little kitten. mmmmmmmmmnnnnn. I wonder how much you'll growl and squeal once I introduce you to my wonderful touch. Oh yes little kitten, I'll make you writhe underneath my f- Oliver:*Slams Note on Valters desk* I'll see you after class. Valter:*mutters under breath while twirling hair in a contorted position.* Oliver: this is Rolf Rolf: H-hi Athena: vait a minute. vis boy is not crazy Oliver: yes, but he was constantly picked on and bullied in his regular classes. Eventually a kid pushed him over the edge and they started fighting. Even though he is obviously innocent, because we are just like every other public school in existence, we saw that his class is overly distracted by picking on him and placed him here. Now his fufture is almost definitly ruined. Rolf: *starts sobbing, obviously depressed with unmet needs but blatantly ignored and left to wallow despair in the bleak light of his future.* Athena:... Oliver: and lstly, this is my Meggy Weg- errr, I mean Meg. Meg: ohhhhhh. Hi Olive Oliver: I'll see you after class Meggy- err Meg Meg: Oliver: Athena:............. Oliver: anyway here is your seat Athena: von question Oliver: whats that? Athena: vy was Valter no called tvo pvrinvipal Ghebs office upon vmaking va sexual referance? Oliver: Gheb does no wish to.... errr...associate... with psychotic weirdos such as you. Thereore I am expected to carry out his punishment whenever his rules are broken Athena: *takes a deatiled look at Oliver* oh vuck! Oliver: And now that you have said that, this is the perfect time to demonstrate.*Oliver claps hands* *The closet door at the back of the room slams open and out comes, THE BLACK KNIGHT!!* Oliver: Principal Gheb was even kind enough to give me my own personal whore-handler! *The black knight silently and intimidatingly walks toward Athena* Athena: NOOOOO! We are to young! The Black knight drags a shrieking athena into the closet with Oliver close behind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soviet Gregor Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Pahn here, getting with 7th grader, girl of course, and I'm a senior! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BK-201 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 (edited) At Paired Endings 101 Students step in. Abel: I wonder who's the teacher. Julian: If it's Gheb.... Speaker: Julian come to the office right now! Bring me some lard, I'm running out. Zagaro: That's what you get. Class steps into the room while Julian is at Gheb's office. Zagaro: .....I wish I were Julian. Eliwood: We killed them in Blazing Sword though. How can they still be alive? Marth: Cuz Blazing Sword is short for BS. The teachers step out and are revealed to be Jasmine and Paul. Jasmine: We are your teachers for... Paul: Paired endings! We should know, we had one together. *winks* Jasmine: First off, I am a boy, a BOY, b-o-y, using my name as a joke is bad. Paul: Yeah, her, I mean his parents were kinda.. messed up. Marth: Like mother like daughter. Jasmine: For that you will be the target of the first part of the lesson, FORCED endings. Paul: Just like Jasmine and I, we started with A support. Marth: What's a support? Jasmine: You won't need it. Paul: You have a forced ending. Marth: With who? If it's Merric I will... Jasmine: No need to worry it's just.. Paul: Shiida! Zagaro: WTF. Marth: YES! Jasmine: Don't worry Zagaro, you have one with Wolf. Zagaro: I'm not gay! Paul: Who said gay? We mean a superior:subordinate one. Wolf: Just like football. Zagaro goes in a corner to cry. Hardin: Please tell me I have a mutual love ending with Nyna! Jasmine: You do have a paired ending but you become evil and she doesn't like you. Paul: So you die. Hardin storms out of the classroom. Gharnef: Want some drugs? They'll help you get over your sadness. Gharnef to himself: If this works I'll give him the Darksphere later. Hardin: Yes, please. Hardin takes the drugs and uses them. Back at the classroom. Jasmine: Now we will go on about support endings. Paul: Siblings usually can support but don't have a heavily implied incest relationship. Erika and Ephraim: Nooooooooo Jasmine: You two are an exception. Erika and Ephraim: YES! Tana: But I have a crush on Ephraim. Tana to herself: Why did I say that? Paul: Then tell the gamer to give you a support with Ephraim. Lilina: Do I have a forced ending? Jasmine: Check the supports. Paul: You have a lot of competition. Jasmine: Here is your homework because class is about to end. Zagaro: Where's Marth. Paul: He finished his homework early. Zagaro: Nerd. Zagaro smirks and looks at the homework. Homework: Try out your ending(s). Wolf: Move slave and risk your life out there on the field! Zagaro: Nooooo, but that still doesn't answer me where's Marth? Bell rings and class hurries out. Marth comes out the bathroom with Shiida behind him. Oddly enough it looks like he went in a while ago. Marth: Now I know how you feel Zagaro, come Shiida follow me. Shiida: Why??????? Marth: The creators gave us a FORCED ending of course. Zagaro: **** Speaker turns on. In the background can be heard screaming, lots of it. Julian: Stop the pai...... The voice of Julian stops as a loud clang echoes across the hall. Speaker: No use of a swear word within the school, Zagaro report to Gheb for an hour, bring a jar of mayonnaise. Zagaro: **** Speaker: Now you will report for 2 hours, and bring two jars of mayonnaise. Zagaro: Marth: Haha, now I have some alone time with Shiida. Merric: YES! I have one with your sister. I enjoyed her nursing me. Marth: Don't get "sick" again and need her to require an examination. Merric: Uhhh, Elice I feel sick. Elsewhere in the building. Paola: Shut up Est! Est: He's mine! We have a forced ending! Paola: But you two fall apart! Est: SO? Paola: The creators should have paired Abel and I! Est: Why? Paola: Green hair.. Est:.... Abel enters. Est and Paola both jump on him and muffled sound can be heard from outside the dormitory. Gheb: Another successful day. Teachers: Agreed! Edited November 23, 2009 by BlackKnight666 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstraLunaSol Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 I liked that one. Unfortunately I'm not good at making fan fics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BK-201 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Thx if you were referring to mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BK-201 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 (edited) The sequal to the previous. Another divine inspiration maybe due to Mak and Astrid. In the Shadow Dragon dorms. Zagaro: Rrrgghhhh. Wolf: Now place it here. Zagaro drops a huge weight down. Wolf: Hmmm... It doesn't look good here. Zagaro: I won't do this any longer. Wolf with a disproving gaze: You will or I will tell the teachers and they will punish you. Zagaro: **** fine then. Zagaro's ears "perk" up and he listens. Marth: Shiida this is fun. Shiida's voice is muffled. Then Marth falls out of bed and sitting there is a baby Ike. Ike enters the room and the baby Ike vanishes due to time paradox. Ike: You are my parents!? By the Godess! Marth: You're fake religion holds no power now Shiida and I are connected by more than a paired ending. Ike leaves in shock. Zagaro: Why I never thought of doing that. Wolf: Shush and move it before Hardin comes. Hardin comes still doped off drugs. Hardin: A dirty mankete... drugs. Nyna: Ugh. If only I didn't have a forced ending then I could be with Marth. Shiida: Marth you are going to far with this. Marth: How so? Shiida: It's 10:00. Marth: Still the night. Shiida: AM Marth: Oh well, hey look we have Paired Endings 101.5 today! At Paired Endings 101.5 When 101 is not enough. Astrid: Please Makalov. Makalov: Fine only because you are all I can get. They dissapear into a bathroom. Wolf: Someone forgot to do their homework. Zagaro: It was exhausting I had to listen to you and Shiida and lift around things. I stayed up to 9:00 P.M. doing it. Marth: Lol that's nothing. Me and Shiida stayed up till 10:00. Shiida is sound asleep on Marth's lap while all the students are on the benches by the classroom waiting for the bell. Zagaro: Just one hour, big deal. Marth: AM Zagaro: 36 hours big deal. Merric: You fail at math. I stayed up all night teaching Elice how to apply math and science to soothing the male body. Elice kisses Merric on the cheek. Linde/Rinda: If only I was Elice. Classroom opens. Jasmine: One essential thing we didn't cover. Ike: It better be good because I don't like being gay. Paul: Good, fan made endings. Geoffery: I cannot allow my princess to be tainted.. Geoffery is knocked out by Elincia. Elincia: Don't joke around I think it's obvious that the fan endings is me and Ike. Soren: NO WAY she fails at grammer, it's Ike and I. Ike: Shut up Soren. Jasmine: Correct. Now you two go do your fan stuff. Paul: Now we will see who did their homework, it's worth 100% of your Paired Endings grade, 50% of Biology, 30% magic, and 60% of your fitness grade. Jasmine points at Zagaro and Wolf and gives a detailed inquisition. Paul: So percentages 95% for paired, 60% for Biology, 45% for magic(FAIL), 100% for fitness. Jasmine points at Marth and Shiida and does the same inquisition. Paul: HOLY ****! 150% for paired, 200% for Biology because of the baby, 100% for Magic, and 150% for fitness. Zagaro: Can't say nerd cuz of how he got the grade. Shiida kisses Marth: Thanks for the good grade. The detailed inquisition goes on and on. Geoffery wakes up at the end of class. On the way to the dorms. Ike and Elincia exit a bathroom stall and there is unspeakable horror upon Geoffery's face. Ike: Shut up. Elincia: Should we name our baby after him? After all I was his milk sibling. Ike: He will be named after my father. Elincia: Gawain/Greil sounds kinda dumb. Ike: WTF? I mean Marth. Elincia: Somewhere else. Makalov: If you want another hour than give me that 100,000G pendant. Astrid: Deal. Marcia flies in and screams. Marcia: CRACKERS, CHESTNUTS, ELEPHANTS, GEOFFERY! WHAT THE CLAMBAKE IS GOING ON! MY BROTHER, *THE* FLEA BRAIN IS WITH ASTRID. NO EXCUSES ASTRID DITCH THIS FLEA BAG! Astrid: Runs away and takes the pendant. Makalov: Good job Sis. Marcia: CRACKERS! YOU KNOW WHAT OUR PARENTS WOULD SAY IF YOU BRED WITH ROYAL BLOODED BEORC! Makalov: Good job, anyways it's too late. Makalov can be heard screaming. Ressurection ward. Merric: Hell NO, I refuse to waste an Aum staff that only costs about 10,000 G on him. Think of what he might do. Elice: Good point, but I have to note that he can't do anymore than what you are already doing. Merric grins. Zagaro: It's almost Thanksgiving. Marth: I know what I'm thankful for. Edited November 23, 2009 by BlackKnight666 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinySteps Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Makalov: Now where is he... Ghanerf: Here I am. Makalov: Aha! So I would like narcotics....*lists a bunch of drugs* Ghanerf: Here you go. Makalov: Pleasure doing busneiss with you. -Later- Makalov: WHEEEEEEE! Puff the Magic drrrraaaaagggonnnnnn livving byyy thee seaaaaaa. Marcia: THere you are you drugee! Don't tell me you are doped up with some drug again! Makalov: As a matter of fact I'm not. WHEEEEEE! Marcia: Least he still has the sense to deny that he is... Later at Green Hair Anonymous Syerene: Attention! Joshua: PRESENT! Syrene: YOURE A RED HEAD Joshua: YOu know what Im going to start a red AND yellow AND purple Hair Anonymous Syrene: KILL HIM Joshua: *Ouch* *SLAP* Syrene: ANyway this meeting is called to order Vanessa read the last 5 minutes of the last meeting. Vanessa: Syrene: So we shall kill Erika for founding the Blue Hair Anonymous Joshua: *Grooaan* Syrene: HE'S GETTING BACK UP KILL HIM!! Dheginsea: GOLDOA WILL NOT MOVE Syrene: You're bald... Dheginsea: Do all things require hair? Syrene: Yes everything does. Now get your butt out of my face! Dheginsea: GOLDOA WILL NOT MOVE FOR THE SAKE OF FUTURE GENERATIONS Syrene: Ok thank you so about our attack on the Blue Hair Anonymous.. Kyle: Easy you and I go into a closet while everyone else does something else. Syrene: That was about what I was thinking.. Kyle: Come on then Dozla: If only I were younger... BWAAHAAHAA Rolf: Hey we didn't take attendace. Syrene: No one cares. Now back to work Kyle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BK-201 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 (edited) Got nothing to do so I'll give it a shot. Jeigans 101 Jeigan: Welcome to Jeigan 101 commence the class. Seth raises his hand. Jeigan: I will call on you even though Jeigan's should be old. Marcus: Hear, Hear! Seth: You and your Jeigans knocked me out and... Jeigan: HA! That is the power of the Jeigan. Seth: dragged me here even though I am an Oifey. Anyways you did have Athos' help. Jeigan: Shush, foolish Oifey we are more like the Gato than you think. Marcus: Check the stat comparison. Jeigan: On average here are my stats with an astrick for capped. HP: 60* STR: 25* MAG: 21* SKL: 28* SPD: 25* LUK: 25* DEF: 30* RES: 25* Jeigan: Gato on average. HP: 10 STR:1 MAG: 3 SKL: 4 SDP: 3 LUK: 3 DEF: 2 RES: 3 Seth: Those are lower than his bases.... Jeigan: **** you. At the Radiant dorm. Soren is crying while on facebook. Computer: Stefan has sent you another friend request. Soren presses the block user button. Computer: OMGAnotherBrandedStefan has sent you a friend request. Soren is no longer in a relationship. Ike to Soren: Hi! Me and Elincia had Marth together. Soren to Ike: **** you, Marth is your father. Ike has removed Soren from his friends list. Later during gym class. Dussell: Due to the last gym teacher being ummmmmmm forcefully removed I am your new gym teacher. Zagaro: He shouldn't have told me I need a new girl. Lena: So now I'm not enough? Zagaro: **** no. Speaker: I forgot to say something. Julian: **** Speaker; Julian and Zagaro please report to my office. Bring food, lots of it, pounds of it, tons of it. Wolf: Zagaro go and give Gheb 5 tons of chicken and 100 tons of other foods. Zagaro and Julian: **** Dussell: ummmm We shall play dodgeball. Marth: With? Shiida: Not those 30 pound balls again. Dussell: With babies. Ones that look familiar. Like Marth. And Shiida. What shall I deduce? Marth: I dunno. Dussell: They are Zagaro and Gheb's children! Erika: Senile with ages. Dussell: Go **** Ephraim. Erika: Maybe I will. Dussell: Round 1 Akaneia vs Tellius Ike: I can't throw my brothers and sisters. I just can't. Marth: Ohhh! Here's Tom. Oh! There's George. Shiida: They're dolls. Idiots. Marth: That is it. You are going to my bedroom in Altea for Thanksgiving break. Abel: Beat this. Paola is tightly holding on to Abel while it appears Est has let go. Marth: So Paola likes you, Est liked you, and Katua couldn't care less. Abel: Yep. Frey: My horse! My manliness! At Gheb's office. Zagaro: My virginity! Julian: Wait stop. Gheb: OMG STOP! Julian: You mean that you just lost your virginity. Gheb: It was definitely implied you lost it a long time ago. Zagaro: Those were kisses. Julian: Oh, those count. Gheb: Definitely. Gheb continues while Zagaro and Julian scream. At dodgeball. Shiida and Ike are left standing. Shiida: Ike get yourself out. Ike: Okay mommy. Soren: WTF We should have won. Elincia: You don't know the power of union, etc. Soren: How do you know that. Bramimond ports in. SPOILER AHEAD IF YOU HAVE'NT FINISHED OR SEEN RD's ENDINGS AVOID Bramiond: We all know that your father is Ashnard and abandoned you to capture Rajajon. We know you are Kurthnaga's cousin and you like men. Kurth: Why? Ashera! Why? I'm related to a gay. Soren: You are gay. Ena: No he isn't! Marth: How would you know? You don't have a realtion like me and Shiida. Shiida: Shut up, it was only for homework. Jasmine and Paul appear. Jasmine: Which is still... Paul: .... going on! Shiida: ****. Ena: Actually before those two came I was going to say actually we did. Marth: :o News People: OMG THIS IS BREAKING NEWS Ena: and Rajajon's body. How do you think I had the child. Ricard: Comedy. Golden. At the Shadow Dragon Dorm. Marth: Another successful day. Abel enters. Abel: I lost my virginity! Marth: To? Abel: Katua. Marth: Really? Abel: No, actually to Paola. Bramimond warps in. Bramimond: We all know Katua likes Marth, even the most obsesive Katua person in The Forest knows that. Shiida: What's The Forest. Bramimond: Heaven. Marth: So there are fanboys in Heaven, how about girls? Bramimond leaves. Paola: Come Abel, Shiida, Elice! A girls only sleepover! Merric: Why does Abel get to go? He's not able to do something useful. Marth: Haha lame pun. Elice: Can I bring Merric. Paola: Sure. Marth: Shiida, are you forgetting something. Shiida: Yeah, my pillow. Marth: Comment if you want. Just noticed Colonel M on here often. Also BTW forgot this. Who(Forest Members) are in this as characters that are not part of The Forest(Heaven) and what are their classes/personalities that I should use. Edited November 23, 2009 by BlackKnight666 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nestling Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 townsperson: penis ahahahahahahahahahahhahahaaahahhaahahahahahahaaah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luminothe Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Moving away from the disgusting topic of sex and on to some (slightly) clean humor(coughblacknight666cough) Volke and Stefan are walking dow the hall when Matthew runs up to them. Matthew: hey you two! Stefan: Yes? Volke:...? Matthew: you two are are the only two people from tellius high who are not involved in the gangs right? Stefan: your point? Matthew: what the heck is with them anyway? Stefan: Well-oof Volke hits stefan Volke: 1000 Matthew: excuse me? Stefan: he is asking for money Volke: 1000 for a brief summary and 2000 for an explanation Matthew hands Volke the money Volke: Well Tellius is split into 7 gangs, The Daein gang, the crimea gang, the bengion gang, the Kilvas gang, the phoenics gang, the gallia gang, and the goldoa gang. Goldoa, despite being a very passive gang, is the most powerful though it is not recognized as such. Bengnion is recognized as the most powerful gang and Daien the second. The two share a bitter rivalry. The Crimea gang hates all the other gangs except Gallia, and Gallia the same. Though kilvas and phoenics hate all the other gangs, they share an unbelieveably deep hatred from when Kilvas killed all of phoenic's generic units. Goldoa is lead by the ancient history teacher Dehghinsea. Matthew: wait, a teacher leads the gang? Volke: The goldoa gang is mafia, kurthnaga is technically the school leader. Meanwhile Kurth: father, I'm done sabatoaging the Crimea ship for the cardboard boat contest. Now Goldoa will take victory and the money form the bet. dehghinsea: firstly, when not in the house, you are to call me godfather and secondly, you are not to speak of family business so openly! Volke:Bengnion is lead by Sanaki, a spoiled rich brat. She strangely commands a bunch of weird adults. Meanwhile Sanaki: Lehran, Get me cookies! NOW! Lehran: Yes empress Sanaki: Sigurn, give me a foot massage! Sigurn: ... Volke: Daein is lead by pelleas. An insecure emo jittery kid. Meanwhile Pelleas:I-I-I'll-l k-kill y-you! Pelleas pulls a trigger on a gun wounding a bengnion generic. Then he cuts himself. Pelleas:KILL ME! Volke: crimea is lead by Elincia... Meanwhile Elincia: Sex, love, and baby ducks everyone, woohoo! Volke: Gallia is led by a Skrimir, a weird hothead. Meanwhile Lethe: hurry up skrimir or we'll be late Skrmir who was previously calmy drnking water: ROOOAAAAR! SHUT UP!!!! Volke: Kilvas is lead by Naesala and Phoenics by Tibarn. Meanwhile Tibarn: Bird brain! Naesala: white poop! Stefan: also in Daein, there is this weird new faction called the dawn birgade. Meanwhile Micaiah: Hello everyone, our purpose is to slaughter every bengnion we see an fight for a better tomorrow. Use any means nescessary to kill anything you can! Ewdward; YAY!! Matthew: Thanks for the info. *runs off* LATER Matthew: ...and thats what the told me Hector: HAHAHA, now the Lycian gang will overthrow all of Tellius. We shall rule the schoo!! Volke: Nailah is going to beat the shit out of theLycian gang because they won't acknowledge Hatari. Stefan: So true! Gheb: Volke, please come down to the pricipals ofice and bring all the sex money you have collected. Stefan: Oh god! sucks for you. Volke: don't worry, I came prepared. Volke pulls out a button and presses it. Blowing up Ghebs office. I know its lame but it give somthing to build on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BK-201 Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Yes that really leaves the sexual topic doesn't it? Sex, love, and baby ducks has absolutely no relationship with sex right? Anyways this will get Soul pretty made I'm guessing and I doubt Elincia has as many hints to sex as character such as Soren. It's pretty obvious that those words could be applied to a different character with more context. Blowing up Gheb's office is impossible, he is the office. Anyways I decided for improvision again. Thanksgiving Gheb: It's Thanksgiving. Everyone: Yay! Gheb: And everyone is expected to give me at least a turkey if not two. It count towards your grade. Julian: UNFAIR! Fat ****. Gheb: OMG, did you just... Come to my office, bring three chickens. Julian: I'm not Marth or Sanaki, how will I get the chicken. Tell him Lena, I'm poor. Lena: He's rich as hell. Gheb: LYING TO ME NOW? YOU WILL BRING ME FOUR CHICKENS! Julian: Julian slinks away to find chickens. Stefan: I have no friends. Soren: I will not friend you on facebook. Stefan cries. Rolf: Haha you baby! Haha! Boyd: Go pick your nose, boogers. Rolf cries. Ike: Remind me again why we brought him along. Shinon: Stupid, if you want to stay as my student then no tears. Rolf sniffles. Gheb: Now to dorms. Marth: I haf chicken! Zagaro takes the chicken and Shiida vanishes with him. Gheb: Remember no homework on Thanksgiving. Marth: Merric: Haha! Erika: Incest is forever. Innes: No way. Ephraim I'll donate my sister. Ephraim: Foot massage? Innes: Sure. Teacher's Confrence Gheb: Start the meeting. Narrator(History): It is the year 905 and the Goddess has yet to pass her judgement. Little does Main Character know... Gheb: STFU Wallace: I got PWNED by kids because of an insensitive remark I made. Dussell: Those insensitive children! Jeigan: They can't kill me, I'm dry bones. Gheb: No, old bones. You decay at touch. Jeigan: :( At Thanksgiving Feast Marth: ... and I would like to thank everyone in school for coming. Mist and Rolf can be seen outside. Boyd: I wish I were Rolf for once. Ike: Shut up, that's MY sister. Boys: That MY brother. And thus a food fight broke out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinySteps Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 AP Lame Puns Bengion soldier: Hey look it's a bird Bengion soldier 2: No it's plane Bengion soldier: Acutually its a hawk. Tibarn: T_T lame pun Bengion soldier:Has anyone ever asked you if you lived in a barn? Bengion soldier 2: HAHAha Naesala: Bengion soldier: And you live in a crow's nest HAHA Naesala: Im a Raven dmmit Tibarn: Has anyone asked you if all you generic are related. Lheran: Lame pun... Lekain: My mustach is as yellow as Lekian's mustache Tibarn: Was that a pun? Soren: I LIKE Ike Ike: Shut up Soren Soren >: ( Titania: Why is it that we of the Radiant dorm are "advance" placed into AP lame puns? Numida: Me no gets it Rolf: He should be in AP Englizh Ike: Lame puns... Kurth: I am helpful to the enviorment because I have "green" hair. *bell rings* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luminothe Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 (edited) BK666, first of all to quote myself "Moving away from the disgusting topic of sex and on to some (slightly) clean humor" Secondly, I was building off the thing you suggested in your fanfic. I'm to tired to quote it though. Also, just for referance, Soren has green hair to. Edited November 24, 2009 by Luminothe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BK-201 Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 More suggestive then actual. Check out the written works by some veteran membmers like Mufasa, and Adam(MR). It's pretty suggestive there too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted November 24, 2009 Author Share Posted November 24, 2009 BK666, first of all to quote myself "Moving away from the disgusting topic of sex and on to some (slightly) clean humor" Secondly, I was building off the thing you suggested in your fanfic. I'm to tired to quote it though. Also, just for referance, Soren has green hair to. That hair's black, captain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 FIRE EMBLEM: THE RETURN OF SOME FAGGOT "I am not afraid of you" said sir murth, marth's teacher, as he stared into the gaping mouth of doctor myrth, the fifty foot beast that is marth's mother. Bam boom bang, murth killed myrth. marth was crying. murth said "if you are mad you must kill me" and then revealed he was actually medemurth. medemurth teleported far away. marth was out for revenge. so he gathered 3 warriors in like 5 minutes. they were named morth, merth, and mirth. marth, morth, merth, and mirth traveled across 500 miles slashing many mamkutes and eating many soldiers. at long last they reached medemurth's upside down and inside out high school. the first floor had a giant penis monster waiting for them. they were each raped very much by it and then it came but then myrth's ghost appared for no reason and ate the giant penis monster. and then died. the second floor was where medemurth was waiting for them. medemurth revealed that he didn't only have 1 arm (oh yeah marth thought he only had one arm) but he had 4 and then he summoned 4 falchions. ma, mo, me, and mi stole them easily and then kicket his ass. medemurth then revealed he was actually medeus and summoned the ghost of myrth and fused to become the ghost of medemyrth. except it was a robot. the robot ghost of medemyrth killed morth, merth, and mirth leaving only marth remaining. so marth killed medemyrth. the end. Originally a Zelda fanfic by me. I will put the original here. THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: LINK AND HIS MERRY GANG OF RETARDS "I am not afraid of you" said sir lunk, link's teacher, as he stared into the gaping mouth of doctor lynk, the fifty foot beast that is link's mother. Bam boom bang, lunk killed lynk. link was crying. lunk said "if you are mad you must kill me" and then revealed he was actually ganonlunk. ganonlunk teleported far away. link was out for revenge. so he gathered 3 warriors in like 5 minutes. they were named lonk, lenk, and lank. link, lonk, lenk, and lank traveled across 500 miles bombing many octoroks and eating many dodongos. at long last they reached ganonlunk's upside down and inside out tower. the first floor had a giant penis monster waiting for them. they were each raped very much by it and then it came but then lynk's ghost appared for no reason and ate the giant penis monster. and then died. the second floor was where ganonlunk was waiting for them. ganonlunk revealed that he didn't only have 1 arm (oh yeah link thought he only had one arm) but he had 4 and then he summoned 4 master swords. li, lo, le, and la stole them easily and then kicket his ass. ganonlunk then revealed he was actually ganondorf and summoned the ghost of lynk and fused to become the ghost of ganonlynk. except it was a robot. the robot ghost of ganonlynk killed lonk, lenk, and lank leaving only link remaining. so link killed ganonlynk. the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted November 24, 2009 Author Share Posted November 24, 2009 FIRE EMBLEM: THE RETURN OF SOME FAGGOT "I am not afraid of you" said sir murth, marth's teacher, as he stared into the gaping mouth of doctor myrth, the fifty foot beast that is marth's mother. Bam boom bang, murth killed myrth. marth was crying. murth said "if you are mad you must kill me" and then revealed he was actually medemurth. medemurth teleported far away. marth was out for revenge. so he gathered 3 warriors in like 5 minutes. they were named morth, merth, and mirth. marth, morth, merth, and mirth traveled across 500 miles slashing many mamkutes and eating many soldiers. at long last they reached medemurth's upside down and inside out high school. the first floor had a giant penis monster waiting for them. they were each raped very much by it and then it came but then myrth's ghost appared for no reason and ate the giant penis monster. and then died. the second floor was where medemurth was waiting for them. medemurth revealed that he didn't only have 1 arm (oh yeah marth thought he only had one arm) but he had 4 and then he summoned 4 falchions. ma, mo, me, and mi stole them easily and then kicket his ass. medemurth then revealed he was actually medeus and summoned the ghost of myrth and fused to become the ghost of medemyrth. except it was a robot. the robot ghost of medemyrth killed morth, merth, and mirth leaving only marth remaining. so marth killed medemyrth. the end. Originally a Zelda fanfic by me. I will put the original here. THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: LINK AND HIS MERRY GANG OF RETARDS "I am not afraid of you" said sir lunk, link's teacher, as he stared into the gaping mouth of doctor lynk, the fifty foot beast that is link's mother. Bam boom bang, lunk killed lynk. link was crying. lunk said "if you are mad you must kill me" and then revealed he was actually ganonlunk. ganonlunk teleported far away. link was out for revenge. so he gathered 3 warriors in like 5 minutes. they were named lonk, lenk, and lank. link, lonk, lenk, and lank traveled across 500 miles bombing many octoroks and eating many dodongos. at long last they reached ganonlunk's upside down and inside out tower. the first floor had a giant penis monster waiting for them. they were each raped very much by it and then it came but then lynk's ghost appared for no reason and ate the giant penis monster. and then died. the second floor was where ganonlunk was waiting for them. ganonlunk revealed that he didn't only have 1 arm (oh yeah link thought he only had one arm) but he had 4 and then he summoned 4 master swords. li, lo, le, and la stole them easily and then kicket his ass. ganonlunk then revealed he was actually ganondorf and summoned the ghost of lynk and fused to become the ghost of ganonlynk. except it was a robot. the robot ghost of ganonlynk killed lonk, lenk, and lank leaving only link remaining. so link killed ganonlynk. the end. Dude, that wasn't even funny. Really. It was just retarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 It wasn't supposed to be funny. It was supposed to be a good fanfic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted November 24, 2009 Author Share Posted November 24, 2009 Which it wasn't. It blew. It was, as TV Tropes would put it, So Bad It's Horrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 You don't understand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted November 24, 2009 Author Share Posted November 24, 2009 You don't understand Too bad that isn't the purpose of the topic. We want funny, not horrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emeraldfox Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 I'm going to write a magical girl one. Just letting you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 You don't understand Too bad that isn't the purpose of the topic. We want funny, not horrible. Shit>Not shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted November 24, 2009 Author Share Posted November 24, 2009 You don't understand Too bad that isn't the purpose of the topic. We want funny, not horrible. Shit>Not shit Not here it isn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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