Ken Zomg Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 There's your fucking proof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Kai dessa Vivek, prepare to stand trial for Disagreeing with Ken Zomg, who has disproven mathematics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acacia Sgt Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Yikes, with him as opposition, the Prosecution has already won... Wait, who would be the accused here...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 I dunno, do I look like a lawyer to you? ...Wait, shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Furet~ Gaaaah I only have like, less than 30 minutes before I have to go qq Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 There's your fucking proof 2=/= 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 http://www.boardofwisdom.com/mailquote.asp?msgid=33683 Her hair was up in a ponytailHer favorite dress tied with a bow Today was Daddy's Day at school And she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, That she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, If she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; She knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates Of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, For her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, She tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school, Eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees, A dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, For everyone to meet Children squirming impatently, Anxious in their seats. One by one the teacher called, Each student from the class. To introduce their daddy, As seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, Every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, For a man who wasn't there. "Where's her daddy at?" She heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one" Another student dared to shout. And from somewhere near the back, She heard a daddy say, "Looks like another deadbeat dad, Too busy to waste his day." The words did not offened her, As she smiled up at her mom. And looked back at her teacher, Who told her to go on. And with hands behind her back, Slowly she began to speak. And out from the mouth of a child, Came words incredibly unique. "My daddy couldn't be here, Because he lives so far away. But I know he wishes he could be, Since this is such a special day. And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know. All about my daddy, And how much he loves me so. He loved to tell me stories He taught me to ride my bike. He surprised me with pink roses, And taught me to fly a kite. We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone. And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone. Cause my daddy's always with me Even though we are apart. I know because he told me, He'll forever be in my heart." With that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest. Feeling her own heartbeat, Beneath her favorite dress. And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, Her mother stood in tears. Proudly watching her daughter, Who was wise beyond her years. For she stood up for the love Of a man not in her life. Doing what was best for her, Doing what was right. And when she dropped her hand back down, Staring straight into the crowd. She finished with a voice so soft, But its message clear and loud. "I love my daddy very much, He's my shining star. And if he could he'd be here, But heaven's just too far. You see he was a fireman And died just this past year. When airplanes hit the towers And taught Americans to fear. But sometimes when I close my eyes, It's like he never went away." And then she closes her eyes, And saw him there that day. And to her mother's amazement, She witnessed with surprise. A room full of daddies and children, All starting to close their eyes. Who knows what they say before them, Who knows what they felt inside. Perhaps for merely a second, They saw him at her side. "I know you're with me Daddy." To the silence she called out. And what happened next made believers, Of those once filled with doubt. Not one in that room could explain it, For each of their eyes had been closed. But there on the desk beside her, Was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose. And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, By the love of her shining bright star. And given the gift of believing, That heaven is never too far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narga_Rocks Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 (edited) There's your fucking proof You know that's flawed, right? You can't divide by zero, so the step where you remove (A - B) is illegal. You are dividing both sides by zero when you remove (A - B) (as A = B has been stipulated at the beginning), so everything below that part is flawed. Sorry. Edited April 22, 2011 by Narga_Rocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 (edited) Ha! Edited April 22, 2011 by Shirona Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just call me AL Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 (edited) Found it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH8MyaEBBA4 They got some of the colors and minor design details wrong though. Not that I'm complaining, since it's, well, MAD. Edited April 24, 2011 by LittleAl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 ...What. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Soviet Gregor Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 (edited) ... we got member titles now? AH YESSSSS, HORSEY! Edited April 24, 2011 by Shuzo Matsutani Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 ...Who are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kriemhild Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM0ib4GxLPw I'm sure most of you already saw it but I was wondering if anyone had a list of all the music that was being played here. I couldn't recognize them all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Zomg Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 (edited) Hey guys look it's Parasol Lady Lumi dammit phone I make one finger twitch and you blur the whole thing Edited April 24, 2011 by Ken Zomg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Envoy of the Beginning Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Hey guys look it's Parasol Lady Lumi dammit phone I make one finger twitch and you blur the whole thing Lrn2DeS-- *shot* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psych Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Hey guys look it's Parasol Lady Lumi dammit phone I make one finger twitch and you blur the whole thing So I'm not the only one who noticed that. Kicked her ass too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Rey León Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Hey guys look it's Parasol Lady Lumi dammit phone I make one finger twitch and you blur the whole thing Haha, I kept forgetting to tell her about that too. Pretty sure my BROutland beasted her too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor Odinson Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Fuck you Nintendo. If you put me in your game at least make me a Karate girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just call me AL Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Just wondering, what are the odds of a person going by that in real life? 5%? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Zomg Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 (edited) I think I'm a Youngster in this game. I should have been a clown she's in that place above Icirrus City, btw Edited April 24, 2011 by Ken Zomg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just call me AL Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 I think I'm a Youngster in this game. I should have been a clown she's in that place above Icirrus City, btw (Procrastination) procrastination (sho 'nuff) procrastination (takes a part of me) takes A part of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Zomg Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Also I caught a shiny Sandile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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