MRDRHAWK Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Because the dude who answered my question is gonna get beat with a stick for botching the reference Why did the chicken go into Popeye's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SisterOfMarth98 Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Because it was across the road. Where do trees come from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuffPuff Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Seeds. Where does shoes come from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Link2thelost90 Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 The shoe fairy. What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S_Cero Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 "How's it goin'?" What is eternalism? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blyegg Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 You tell me. Why is the devil's favorite food pancakes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifer Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 because pancakes are native to Australia How do you ask a question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Link2thelost90 Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 (edited) Like this: How do you make cardboard taste like pizza? Edited October 9, 2013 by Link2thelost90 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verdant Shade Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Just cover it in pepperoni. I hate pepperoni. It's disgusting. Why can't Ants promote to Antlions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Link2thelost90 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 (edited) Because promoting them into Ant Hills made more sense. How does one prepare the dish known as the Knuckle Sandwich? Edited October 12, 2013 by Link2thelost90 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuffPuff Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 (edited) By clenching his/her fists. http://megamitensei.wikia.com/wiki/Trish Why is Trish so greedy and annoying? Edited October 12, 2013 by Dark_Huntress Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint of Games Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 (edited) Because the writers made it that way. Who dares summon me? Edited October 12, 2013 by Saint of Games Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Passionfruit Cappuccino Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 (edited) The Necromancer did Sexy or Shmexy? Edited November 16, 2013 by Necromancer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Haar Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Neither. Picking one and not the other would make it AWKWARD FOR EVERYONE. WHERE'S MY SHOWER GEL???!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carter Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 In my butt. How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifer Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 (edited) all of it *troll face* Why am I on SF at 1AM? Edited November 17, 2013 by sifer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ButteredToast Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Because one does not simply log off from SF. What does the fox say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Passionfruit Cappuccino Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 He's a mime Bacon or Lettuce? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randa Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 Mayo. Why am I here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PM ME MARIANNE ART Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Because math. Are we there yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Passionfruit Cappuccino Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 We never started travelling Why cant planet of the apes be true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comet Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Fish eat apes. Why is the rum gone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Replica Model Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 Because I eated it. But mom! Why do you want me to grow up big and strong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 So one day you can get a fine waifu Why am I bored? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayni Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Because you stopped searching for one (a waifu)? Why can't I lift? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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