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I'd fight, if you want.

Because I'm again the weakest.

No thanks, I'm out of elixirs and it's not like I can just go to the treasury, take a few thousand gold without asking, buy some more elixirs, and come back. Being the Exchequer just doesn't come with those kind of perks. And, even though I'm head of the tax commission, it's not like I can just write a new law to give myself an obscenely large refund, thus allowing me to pay for them out of my own pocket. And, I certainly couldn't take a few ten-thousand gold from that mine that we just opened that I am operating. I'm under orders to make sure that money gets to the treasury per her majesty's decree.

And don't try to persuade me to disobey her majesty. My butt still has third degree burns, and she wasn't even using her proper weapon. I didn't even put a scratch on her...or suck any flesh into a black hole...or anything like that.

So, I'm afraid I will have to pass.

WAIT. YOU CHUGGED THE WHOLE ELIXIR?!

Well, yes. I mean, no... I drank one dose, and used the other two to soothe my burning rump. Our empress is HOT. (and no, I'm not talking about attraction, I'm talking about those meteors.)

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I put 5 Elixirs in that basket though. Stupid bandits in the mountain.

Well, actually, there were two there at the time, but I was thirsty and there was no water and I thought I was going to die and then I reached into my pocket and then and then and then I found this little drink and I opened it and it tasted real good but I didn't know that it was medicine and I was really thirsty and I chugged the whole thing down and now I hurt and my butt is sore and I'm out of medicine and I'm almost out of gold and I'm gonna die.

MOMMMYYYYY HELPPPPP MMMMMEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! *crying hysterically*

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I put 5 Elixirs in that basket though. Stupid bandits in the mountain.

Well, actually, there were two there at the time, but I was thirsty and there was no water and I thought I was going to die and then I reached into my pocket and then and then and then I found this little drink and I opened it and it tasted real good but I didn't know that it was medicine and I was really thirsty and I chugged the whole thing down and now I hurt and my butt is sore and I'm out of medicine and I'm almost out of gold and I'm gonna die.

MOMMMYYYYY HELPPPPP MMMMMEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! *crying hysterically*

*kick*

*hands Elixir*

Are you happy now?

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I put 5 Elixirs in that basket though. Stupid bandits in the mountain.

Well, actually, there were two there at the time, but I was thirsty and there was no water and I thought I was going to die and then I reached into my pocket and then and then and then I found this little drink and I opened it and it tasted real good but I didn't know that it was medicine and I was really thirsty and I chugged the whole thing down and now I hurt and my butt is sore and I'm out of medicine and I'm almost out of gold and I'm gonna die.

MOMMMYYYYY HELPPPPP MMMMMEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! *crying hysterically*

*kick*

*hands Elixir*

Are you happy now?

Oh, I made the whole thing up. I'm fine, and I found one recently, but I'm going to go to bed now. It's really quite late (in real life).

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I put 5 Elixirs in that basket though. Stupid bandits in the mountain.

Well, actually, there were two there at the time, but I was thirsty and there was no water and I thought I was going to die and then I reached into my pocket and then and then and then I found this little drink and I opened it and it tasted real good but I didn't know that it was medicine and I was really thirsty and I chugged the whole thing down and now I hurt and my butt is sore and I'm out of medicine and I'm almost out of gold and I'm gonna die.

MOMMMYYYYY HELPPPPP MMMMMEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! *crying hysterically*

*kick*

*hands Elixir*

Are you happy now?

Oh, I made the whole thing up. I'm fine, and I found one recently, but I'm going to go to bed now. It's really quite late (in real life).

Night.

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Nobody else even has the Ichival so I wouldn't be stealing it.

EDIT: Okay, so maybe Ejorlas has it, but he has two * ranks so he can deal with it. And he's not in this empire.

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Nobody else even has the Ichival so I wouldn't be stealing it.

EDIT: Okay, so maybe Ejorlas has it, but he has two * ranks so he can deal with it. And he's not in this empire.

What the hell.

There are two durandals.....

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