Snowy_One Posted June 11, 2010 Author Share Posted June 11, 2010 I am now imagining Kyrin with a thick russian accent and benchpressing a man before she drags them off. I have a really racist view of Russians apparently. O.o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balcerzak Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 (edited) Nobody wants to help Arrin. Arrin is sad. (I get the feeling that Damian and Aiya would actually be inclined to help, which would make for interesting drama and such too, except Ether's not here arg blarg) *Tessa helps an Arrin. She couldn't help it, he looked so sad standing out there in the rain* Edit: I was beaten to it. Edited June 11, 2010 by Balcerzak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 I am now imagining Kyrin with a thick russian accent and benchpressing a man before she drags them off. I have a really racist view of Russians apparently. O.o Type this in google images "Irina Sheik" ... ... ... that's my opinion on Russians ... and Sweds too I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Cynthia- Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 Type this in google images "Irina Sheik" ... ... ... that's my opinion on Russians ... and Sweds too I guess. They're made of boobs and ass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanami Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 *Tessa helps an Arrin. She couldn't help it, he looked so sad standing out there in the rain* And what happened after Tessa let him in and borrow the shower will forever remain hidden from the internet. Meanwhile Damian continued making the beds squeak on the second floor. Making the newly wed couple Isotov and Katie anxious that they were growing and unattractive. Speaking of unattractive Kelas still visits the farm occassionally to play with horses, though why she can't walk afterwards is unknown. Not that I mention the unknown, no one could ever quite figure out how the vocal group "Dumb as rocks" Irina, Viveka and Esphyr became so popular but rumor has it that they had a grouchy unfriendly manager called Morgan. Aiya is still single to this day, but is hoping to join Irina and her friends in their band as she certainly qualifies. Speaking of unemployed Chase has found a new home in the sewers, he calls them the Cobalt caves. Chase's friend Conrad died due to old age and lack of attention, a bit like a bunny does I suppose. As did Eric, who mysteriously died when an unmanned boeing 747 hit him on his way to get his hair cut at Cess's store. Yes Cess started a hair salon, and is also helping youth though he wishes that retarded girl would stop drawing phallus's on his window. He launched a complaint, but his store was burned down by a wanted arsonist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy_One Posted June 11, 2010 Author Share Posted June 11, 2010 I find it ironic that you consider Esphyr dumb when she's been the only character to consistently make the non-idiot choices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Cynthia- Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 And what happened after Tessa let him in and borrow the shower will forever remain hidden from the internet. Meanwhile Damian continued making the beds squeak on the second floor. Making the newly wed couple Isotov and Katie anxious that they were growing and unattractive. Speaking of unattractive Kelas still visits the farm occassionally to play with horses, though why she can't walk afterwards is unknown. Not that I mention the unknown, no one could ever quite figure out how the vocal group "Dumb as rocks" Irina, Viveka and Esphyr became so popular but rumor has it that they had a grouchy unfriendly manager called Morgan. Aiya is still single to this day, but is hoping to join Irina and her friends in their band as she certainly qualifies. Speaking of unemployed Chase has found a new home in the sewers, he calls them the Cobalt caves. Chase's friend Conrad died due to old age and lack of attention, a bit like a bunny does I suppose. As did Eric, who mysteriously died when an unmanned boeing 747 hit him on his way to get his hair cut at Cess's store. Yes Cess started a hair salon, and is also helping youth though he wishes that retarded girl would stop drawing phallus's on his window. He launched a complaint, but his store was burned down by a wanted arsonist. This is like, the best post ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 They're made of boobs and ass? Aren't you all Anyway ... @ Cuddles I lol'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psych Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 And what happened after Tessa let him in and borrow the shower will forever remain hidden from the internet.Meanwhile Damian continued making the beds squeak on the second floor.Making the newly wed couple Isotov and Katie anxious that they were growing and unattractive.Speaking of unattractive Kelas still visits the farm occassionally to play with horses, though why she can't walk afterwards is unknown.Not that I mention the unknown, no one could ever quite figure out how the vocal group "Dumb as rocks" Irina, Viveka and Esphyr became so popular but rumor has it that they had a grouchy unfriendly manager called Morgan.Aiya is still single to this day, but is hoping to join Irina and her friends in their band as she certainly qualifies.Speaking of unemployed Chase has found a new home in the sewers, he calls them the Cobalt caves.Chase's friend Conrad died due to old age and lack of attention, a bit like a bunny does I suppose.As did Eric, who mysteriously died when an unmanned boeing 747 hit him on his way to get his hair cut at Cess's store.Yes Cess started a hair salon, and is also helping youth though he wishes that retarded girl would stop drawing phallus's on his window. He launched a complaint, but his store was burned down by a wanted arsonist. I don't why mine's the gay one and not Ixion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 I don't why mine's the gay one and not Ixion. Because infinite power is most certainly a bitch that Ixion would like to get his hands on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Cynthia- Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 Phoenix's horde of NPCs aren't important enough to make it to the epilogue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 Phoenix's horde of NPCs aren't important enough to make it to the epilogue. Retract that statement or I may be forced to think up another encounter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snike Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 That report is inaccurate. Eric died by getting hit by two unmanned Boeing 747s. At once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Cynthia- Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 Nady's the one who wrote the epilogue, not my problem. Heinz- Found himself on a hot dog nestled between two buns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 Did Helios die or something? He's not in that post either :/ Iso has no one to be utterly superior to without Helios around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Cynthia- Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 (edited) Helios died a virgin. Shocker. Edited June 11, 2010 by -Cynthia- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 (edited) All right, then. (Late late whatever, I had to wash dishes leave me alone.) [spoiler=The train-robber story, or How Kiryn Attempted to Assassinate Officers of the KGB] My school is in a city that used to be a major industrial center. The air quality used to be terrible. It's a lot cleaner now, but you still get the occasional day where, due to winds and weather, there's massive amounts of pollution everywhere. My friend and I were walking to class one day, and we kept coughing. One of us asked something along the lines of "Why the hell can't we breathe today?!" Later, during class, I was checking the weather website on a random whim and found why we couldn't breathe: there was an alert for high particulate pollution levels that day. "We should wear masks," I said. "But... the only masks we have are bandannas." "Yeah, then we'll look like train robbers." "..." "We should look like train robbers!" So we obtained the bandannas. Now this friend's roommate had a pair of nerf guns. We borrowed them. This friend and I belong to an organization called the KGB. It was formed twentysome years ago, when a bunch of disgruntled members of the CIA (the Campus Involvement Association, which does tours and officialness and whatnot) decided they weren't having enough fun. Its sole purpose: Hilarity. This day, there was a KGB meeting. Now the room in which the KGB meets has two main entrances: a door and a window (frequently used because the room's basement-level on a hill.) We came a bit late to the meeting. Several minutes in, as the officers were giving their reports, my friend and I appeared, shouting, nerf pistols blazing, I through the window and she through the door. The Recording Secretary made a heroic tackle to save the President. After we ran out of ammunition, we bowed to thunderous applause. It was kind of great. @Balcerzak: @Rain comment: You win, sir. ~tries to catch up on things~ ...Yer all terrible people. Edited June 11, 2010 by The Clockwork Alchemist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psych Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 Heinz- Found himself on a hot dog nestled between two buns. .........what is with you and innuendo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Cynthia- Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 I figured to throw in some innuendo with a ketchup reference. He hasn't actually been in the RP very much so there's not much else I can do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy_One Posted June 11, 2010 Author Share Posted June 11, 2010 Morgan ended up in a relationship with a dog named 'Barkspawn'. >.> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 All right, then. (Late late whatever, I had to wash dishes leave me alone.) [spoiler=The train-robber story, or How Kiryn Attempted to Assassinate Officers of the KGB] My school is in a city that used to be a major industrial center. The air quality used to be terrible. It's a lot cleaner now, but you still get the occasional day where, due to winds and weather, there's massive amounts of pollution everywhere. My friend and I were walking to class one day, and we kept coughing. One of us asked something along the lines of "Why the hell can't we breathe today?!" Later, during class, I was checking the weather website on a random whim and found why we couldn't breathe: there was an alert for high particulate pollution levels that day. "We should wear masks," I said. "But... the only masks we have are bandannas." "Yeah, then we'll look like train robbers." "..." "We should look like train robbers!" So we obtained the bandannas. Now this friend's roommate had a pair of nerf guns. We borrowed them. This friend and I belong to an organization called the KGB. It was formed twentysome years ago, when a bunch of disgruntled members of the CIA (the Campus Involvement Association, which does tours and officialness and whatnot) decided they weren't having enough fun. Its sole purpose: Hilarity. This day, there was a KGB meeting. Now the room in which the KGB meets has two main entrances: a door and a window (frequently used because the room's basement-level on a hill.) We came a bit late to the meeting. Several minutes in, as the officers were giving their reports, my friend and I appeared, shouting, nerf pistols blazing, I through the window and she through the door. The Recording Secretary made a heroic tackle to save the President. After we ran out of ammunition, we bowed to thunderous applause. It was kind of great. That's what the brigade needs :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanami Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 (edited) @psychout: Who said anything about gay? And honestly, can you imagine Ixion dealing with customers? Chances are, he'd set his own store on fire. Nevermind trusting him with a pair of scissors anywhere near your head. @Eric: Two? :/ Well as long as he crumbled afterwards and covered downtown in ash I suppose we can arrange that. On a serious note though, I request that Wyvern riders and Thieves get an extra stat somewhere. :P Latest Stat caps(LINK) 17+14=31 Bandit 17+16=33 Fighter 14+17=31 Soldier 17+15=32 ArmKnight 16+16=32 Mercenary 16+16=32 Myrmidon 17+16=33 Archer 15+16=31 Nomad 14+15=29 Wyvern 15+18=33 Pegasus 16+17=33 Cavalier 14+15=29 Thief 14+16=30 Wind Mage 14+16=30 Fire Mage 14+16=30 Thunder Mage 14+16=30 Shaman 15+16=31 Cleric 15+17=32 Troubador Edited June 11, 2010 by Kanami Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psych Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 I vote Luck for thieves, and HP for wyverns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 Hm... And the chase scene ends, apart from people catching up if they so choose. Calming-panicked-people-down part, then leaving part. I am a good comrade, I do my part to keep the chapter from growing excessive and decadent... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Cynthia- Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 I hate all Wyvern Riders and Thieves with a burning passion! Any players that play them deserve their miserable caps! Eh, +1 Wyvern HP +1 Thief Def Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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