Lord of Azure Flame: Chat

[Inactive Account]

Helios comes in third, Headmaster in second, and in a strange twist of fate, Kelas takes gold.

Nobody reads character controls, it seems. (Or rather, nobody picks up on details in them.)

Repeat that it is a terrible idea. Fanservice and Shanice are a terrible combination.

[Psych]

@Clock I didn't say she had to be there to win.

[the_whistler]

So we're all at Damian's house or something? O_o I have a clarinet lesson in about 15 hours and I haven't practiced in 13 days because I skipped the previous lesson last week. Am mass cramming but preparing for a fail, so don't expect me to post until after the lesson.

Poisoned mushrooms makes for a kinda lousy weapon.

[Snowy_One]

They aren't poisoned mushrooms. The mushrooms he's giving her are the super-mushrooms from Mario. I'm surprised Rekia hasn't doubled in size and gone off on a rampage yet.

[Phoenix]

*sigh* and Levski strikes another blow against presumptuous women everywhere.

[Kanami]

Hmmm, lack of reliable connections, limited options >_< Damn.

As for fanservice, I'm for it, It's so much easier to stab and kill people when they're wearing nothing but swimwear :/

[Phoenix]

*sigh*

Depressed.

[Inactive Account]

@Phoenix: What happen?

...lalala...

~waits for chaos to strike from any of about nine directions~

Edited July 2, 2010 by The Clockwork Alchemist

[Phoenix]

@ Kiryn

When the Phoenix spends too much time in a state of agitation, when the agitation wears off, depression sets in. Wouldn't matter if I was easy to cheer up but I'm not ;_;

[Snowy_One]

I can try to find pics of Terra Branford and see if I can get some with wings on them for you?

[Phoenix]

Would you? ;_; (that reminds me, I should do a headmaster sprite when I get the chance)

[Inactive Account]

Or I could just throw stuff at you until you're too mad to be depressed.

[Phoenix]

@ Kiryn

But then I'll ragequit ;_;

[-Cynthia-]

Really most of the women in the group should have rather small busts (especially Kelas), since they tend to get in the way while fighting (especially archery, some Amazons would cut off part of their breasts). Mages could be exceptions I suppose.

Edited July 2, 2010 by -Cynthia-

[Phoenix]

Really most of the women in the group should have rather small busts (especially Kelas), since they tend to get in the way while fighting (especially archery, some Amazons would cut off part of their breasts). Mages could be exceptions I suppose.

... ... ...

Keep ... that kind of stuff to yourself -_- XD

[Inactive Account]

There's also the food/exercise issue. (Though mages, again.)

Of course HAS THAT EVER STOPPED FICTION BEFORE? >_<

[Snowy_One]

While not physically like the HM, is at least in the same general area.

[-Cynthia-]

No, and chainmail bikinis (and their leather/other material equivalents) give the same armor bonus as an actual set of armor. Logic defying breasts meet fantasy!

[Phoenix]

While not physically like the HM, is at least in the same general area.

No, and chainmail bikinis (and their leather/other material equivalents) give the same armor bonus as an actual set of armor. Logic defying breasts meet fantasy!

Dammit, woman! Enough already! >_<

[Inactive Account]

You're forgetting back pain.

And even if some of the characters did have bigger chests, they'd probably wrap them, at least a bit. Same idea as a sports bra.

(Have we annoyed the guys enough yet, do you think, Cynthia?)

[Phoenix]

You're forgetting back pain.

And even if some of the characters did have bigger chests, they'd probably wrap them, at least a bit. Same idea as a sports bra.

(Have we annoyed the guys enough yet, do you think, Cynthia?)

Irina's a small C cup size her breastplate is tight enough without wrapping, and a piercing blow would totally cripple her.

Viveka is barely a small D, and her breastplate is way too damn tight on her-*stops what it was doing to go work on another sprite really quick*

[-Cynthia-]

Someone has to tell them these things.

If it makes you feel better Phoenix, I established in my first post that Morgan has a pretty decent rack. Because I figure the martial girls wouldn't if their breasts weren't...illogical.

Those are a little on the big side, since these ladies are riding large animals and heaving lances at people all day.

Edited July 2, 2010 by -Cynthia-

[Snowy_One]

I am now imagining Morgan wrapping up her breasts.

[Inactive Account]

Looking at that last from Phoenix, I don't think we have...

C is bad enough, even without the weaponry riding's going to hurt unless they're held in place. The armor might help but really clothes/underclothes need to do that.

[Phoenix]

Someone has to tell them these things.

If it makes you feel better Phoenix, I established in my first post that Morgan has a pretty decent rack. Because I figure the marital girls wouldn't if their breasts weren't...illogical.

Of course she does! She's borrowing Viv's! >_<

<.<

Spriting jokes aside, I'd appreciate it if breast slicing was only mentioned in rp and only for some damn good reasons. The only thing that would bother me more than that, are women breaking their legs to make them shorter somehow so they'd have some weird advantage in close combat ... or something totally off the wall like that :/ (though in real life women are breaking their legs multiple times in leg lengthening surgeries :/ )

@ Kiryn

Trust me Irina's got enough troubles. Let's just not go there and say we did.