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The most important moment in human history


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I would never have thought of that. I would've probably panicked. I feel dumb now. I thought I was somewhat intelligent. I always thought to myself that if that ever happens to me I'd probably try to analyze the situation and do something similar to what is described, but, being honest with myself, I've gotta say that's impossible. Just try to picture it. I would fuck it up multiple times WITH ONE FUCKING MOVEMENT.

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Very informative. I'll try to remember to always keep 12 pennies with me and at least one dollar bill in case of alien abduction. I mean, really, why the heck isn't this stuff taught in our schools? Just think, if I had been abducted last night, I would have totally screwed over any chance of the aliens having a good first impression of our species. I would never have thought to arrange money like that, or draw a picture of our solar system to direct them back to Earth. Jeez, I probably wouldn't have even thought to demonstrate my obviously shallow understanding of mathmatics to them. I mean, I think the livestock they'd most likely abduct alongside me would have a better chance of being viewed as sentient than me. Now I feel like the past years of my life have been hopelessly wasted. Thank goodness for the foresight of brilliant people like this. Now I will dedicate my life to preparedness.

That last line made me laugh really hard.

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