Liz Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 (edited) Sorry, all I's got is some butane and a little bit of pentane. (Oh, and I'll have to go. Fires are hot and... well, I'll melt...) that'll do. and why you not melting now? KIRYN!!!! I HEART YOU! :3 Edited June 22, 2010 by Bianchi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 that'll do. and why you not melting now? *Hands over the butane* Well, because I emit a freezing aura that keeps the air around me at a comfortable 25 degrees Fahrenheit. Too much heat will overwhelm the aura though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted June 22, 2010 Author Share Posted June 22, 2010 I love you, too, Bianchi! But I must always oppose you! We must have a battle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstraLunaSol Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 *throws a gas can in the fire* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 I love you, too, Bianchi! But I must always oppose you! We must have a battle! i shall have your innards on my dinner plate! choose your weapon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted June 22, 2010 Author Share Posted June 22, 2010 ~rummages in closet~ Sword of the Chosen One: nah. Metal arm: currently got a real arm, nope. Seven-foot katana: Where'd I get that?! Lawn Darts: ooh, safety recall. ...nah. Tome: meh. Bow of the Chosen One: not now. Pony: FOR PONY! ...no. ~continues~ Oh! A cardboard tube! Excellent! Wielding this, with my tinfoil-hat armor and my noble steed the rolly-chair, I will be unstoppable! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 OMG IT'S BIANCHI And it's Bianchi-Bianchi this time too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 Hi Fireman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted June 22, 2010 Author Share Posted June 22, 2010 Fireman! We're having a battle! 10,000* to get you on my side? *Actually more than that, given exchange rates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 Hi Fireman. Yello. Fireman! We're having a battle! 10,000* to get you on my side? *Actually more than that, given exchange rates. Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 *Shoots everyone with a Mauser* Okay, I'm done. See ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 ~rummages in closet~ Sword of the Chosen One: nah. Metal arm: currently got a real arm, nope. Seven-foot katana: Where'd I get that?! Lawn Darts: ooh, safety recall. ...nah. Tome: meh. Bow of the Chosen One: not now. Pony: FOR PONY! ...no. ~continues~ Oh! A cardboard tube! Excellent! Wielding this, with my tinfoil-hat armor and my noble steed the rolly-chair, I will be unstoppable! i shall take the banana skin, and my newspaper hat! OMG IT'S BIANCHI And it's Bianchi-Bianchi this time too. because classic is good! 8D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 *Sets fire to Gio's pants* *Sets fire to the charred remains of the forest* *Sets fire to the fire* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted June 22, 2010 Author Share Posted June 22, 2010 CHAAAAAAARGE ~rolls forth on chair~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 *Sets fire to Gio's pants* *Sets fire to the charred remains of the forest* *Sets fire to the fire* arson is a serious crime *Sets nightmare on fire* CHAAAAAAARGE ~rolls forth on chair~ DIE FIEND! *throws banana peel* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted June 22, 2010 Author Share Posted June 22, 2010 ~smacks peel with tube~ ~rolls into Bianchi~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 arson is a serious crime *Sets nightmare on fire* *Sets fire to Bianchi* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 Why would you out of anyone here set Bianchi on fire? Treason!? Off with his head! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 Hey Ulki, I've got an idea. Transform into a hawk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 ~smacks peel with tube~ ~rolls into Bianchi~ CURSE YOU, LAWS OF SLAPSTICK HUMOR!! YOU HAVE FAILED ME!!! AAAAAAUGH! *Sets fire to Bianchi* Honey, i eat fire for breakfast! Why would you out of anyone here set Bianchi on fire? Treason!? Off with his head! OF COURSE! AND AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 *Sets fire to Gio's pants* *Sets fire to the charred remains of the forest* *Sets fire to the fire* *Fire on pants goes out* And that's why everything I wear is made of flame retardant materials. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 Honey, i eat fire for breakfast! Of course, I knew that! You thought I would actually try to harm you?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 CURSE YOU, LAWS OF SLAPSTICK HUMOR!! YOU HAVE FAILED ME!!!AAAAAAUGH! Honey, i eat fire for breakfast!OF COURSE! AND AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! As you wish. *transforms into a hawk* *I rip Nightmare's head off with my talon* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 Of course, no one bothers with the 9mm rounds embedded in them. Not. A. Soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 (edited) As you wish. *transforms into a hawk* *I rip Nightmare's head off with my talon* *Launches own head by using a crossbow with his hair, killing a billion vampires* Also, I still haven't put into motion my idea. Somebody help get my head to my body? ;/ Edited June 22, 2010 by Nightmare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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