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BOMBS AREN'T MY WEAKNESS, IDJIT

How about the Rolling stones?

because if its I just posted rock whilst bouldening your text and then painted it black.

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But it would appear spelling sure is. ;)

don't ever even joke about that

you know I was kidding

and I'm not typing in my gay red font because I am serious about this shit

you do that again, and I will gut you

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Bard is a starter class, man.

OLDE SCHOOL BITCH

Although I think there was some maximum level for them...you couldn't just keep going until you hit Fighter (75th level).

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don't ever even joke about that

you know I was kidding

and I'm not typing in my gay red font because I am serious about this shit

you do that again, and I will gut you

So poetic, like a modern day Shakespeare;_;

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It's been that way since 1st edition. :/

THIS ISN'T YOUR PUSSY-ASS BASIC EDITION

THIS IS ADVANCED DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS

FIRST EDITION

WHEN THAC0 WAS A LEGITIMATE FORM OF KILLING PEOPLE

WHEN FIGHTERS COULD CARVE UP AS MANY CIVILIANS AS THEY WANTED EVERY TURN

WHEN XP WAS DECIDED BY HIT POINTS

WHEN TWO-HANDED SWORDS INEXPLICABLY BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF LARGE MONSTERS

WHEN DRAGONS WERE USUALLY FUCKING ASLEEP

TO BE A BARD YOU HAD TO SLUG THROUGH FIGHTER FOR FIVE FUCKING LEVELS

THEN FOR SOME REASON YOU HAD TO PICK DRUID

AND FINALLY GET YOUR UNDEREQUIPPED ASPIRING GODDAMN MINSTREL INTO MAGIC-USER

THEN YOU COULD FINALLY TAKE BARD

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THIS ISN'T YOUR PUSSY-ASS BASIC EDITION

THIS IS ADVANCED DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS

FIRST EDITION

What is this an M & S advert?:huh:

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*Tink*

*Hyper Bazooka*

YOU CANNOT WIN WITHOUT YOUR BIG GUNS TO HIDE BEHIND

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Does that mean that they will win if they do hide behind big guns?

nope

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Does that mean that they will win if they do hide behind big guns?

nope

Can we hide anyway?

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I could always vape you with the Beam Saber, if you'd prefer.

and that's another thing

who uses 'vape' these days

REMEMBER THAT MY WEAKNESS IS THIS ONLY THING THAT CAN KILL ME

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and that's another thing

who uses 'vape' these days

REMEMBER THAT MY WEAKNESS IS THIS ONLY THING THAT CAN KILL ME

Is it something stupid? :P

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and that's another thing

who uses 'vape' these days

REMEMBER THAT MY WEAKNESS IS THIS ONLY THING THAT CAN KILL ME

Maybe its an arm, aim for the arm!

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Maybe its an arm, aim for the arm!

Its probably something silly like cats. Not a specific body part.

*aims at arm anyway*

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