BEST TRYNDAMERE PLAYER Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 Yeah that's right, Joey II. Kick some ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 (edited) I think 8 is the character limit, so your name might be Lightnin, but yes. Blacerzak is 9 letters though. Lightnin would still be pretty cool. Also, I would've thought one of the screenshots said "Researching Loser Weapons" if you didn't mention it said Laser Weapons. .-. Alos, make a base named Lalaland. Edited August 29, 2010 by Lightning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IGdood Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 Woot, Integrity's protected by plot armor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soren37 Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 Medic's are DAMN AWESOME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IntegerZero Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 Make a dood named MID-BOSS. You know you wanna. Other names: Duracell Integer Levin Jaffar And when and if you gain PSIONICS, you better make one and name him Mewtwo, cause yeah. I don't have any ideas for bases at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted August 30, 2010 Author Share Posted August 30, 2010 Well, spoiler alert: everybody has Psionics. You just don't know how powerful they are (and can't utilize them) until you research Psi-Labs and get them screened. Case in point: I found in my last game a soldier named Gheb who started with a natural max Psionic Strength, which is all sorts of ...wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted August 30, 2010 Author Share Posted August 30, 2010 Anyway, HAY (short) GEOSCAPES ---------- This means that we can finally transfer a garrison to Inn'n'Out. Let's do that. I'll send Spock, Inigo, Tarkus, and Stefffff. Two pictures because I forgot to send them weapons with the initial rush. What NOW you tell me? INTERCEPTOR-3 is here! This is the Equip Craft screen. In it, you can see I've put an AVALANCHE Launcher on the first hardpoint and nothing on the second yet. That's about to get another AVALANCHE Launcher but I figured I'd take the shot so you guys could see it. Later we'll have shit like Plasma Cannons with infinite ammo. ---------- hay aleins ... What the FUCK is with the Arctic? I need to go patrol there for alien bases or something. I catch it over Nightmare's homeland. Incidentally, the Interception battle music is fucking awesome. I'll get you guys a sample next time, because it's so awesome. Kitty can beatbox it. Hit him, lost him, hit him again, crashed him. Let's get the Ranger out from Echidnation, despite the long-ass run. It's probably gonna be night when we get there. shut the fuck up the missiles are on the way. ---------- There's a batch of soldiers on the way, but they didn't arrive before the alien showed up. Stats in the next GEOSCAPE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IGdood Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 I love this Let's Play thread. I might do one on my own with Empire Total War, since regiments can be named. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted August 31, 2010 Author Share Posted August 31, 2010 (edited) eck, Empire. I actually distinctly enjoyed Empire for a while, but the end-game you just steamroll and the performance - oh God, the performance. That said, I'd follow it. Edited August 31, 2010 by Integrity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted August 31, 2010 Author Share Posted August 31, 2010 (edited) Shortest update yet! ---------- Genericistan. A probably sandy place, with likely much oil and little water, where generically sun-browned men fight each other - or maybe others - for reasons inexplicable. Yes, 'tis a hot or at least warm and most likely uninviting place. Well they wasted NO time. Six shots all fired at the tank in two moves. Floaters. BOOM, Balcerzak. BOOM, Skitarii. Actually, that shot missed but the next one hit and I took a shot thinking this one was going to hit. Je-sus, they're crawling all over the place. Good thing Pride's a pretty good sh- ... Of COURSE it requires one more TU. Joey to the rescue. Position, end turn and- *click* wut Edited September 1, 2010 by Integrity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 (edited) wut indeed. *kicked from #feto* Edited September 1, 2010 by Lightning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted September 1, 2010 Author Share Posted September 1, 2010 oh hey I just notice three of my pictures were wrong Last three TACTICAL shots fixT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 (edited) If you need more redshirts? Furetchen, Yossarian and Mouldy Pete are at your service. Others (Myth references all) would include Oderic (the Bowman Hero of 2), Cruniac (needs more umlaut, but w/e), and The Narrator. EDIT: It's been over a year, and yet I must change use of 'moar' to 'more'. Edited February 22, 2012 by Furetchen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted September 3, 2010 Author Share Posted September 3, 2010 MYTH. AMG. I LOVED THAT GAME. Anyway, GEOSCAPE update comin' yo way today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted September 3, 2010 Author Share Posted September 3, 2010 Aha. Flash actually crashed while uploading this update, but I got everything sorted fine. ---------- Our intrepid SKYRANGER, leaving Genericistan for milder frontiers. Then, suddenly- This guy needs a name, the hulking dude carrying a suitcase full of money representing everything from a plane to four soldiers. Really. I rename the soldiers and stats at the end per usual. Incidental shot so you guys can see what an experienced soldier looks like. The things to note are RECOVERY TIME in the top-right, showing I'm out of commission for the next TWENTY DAYS (that's something like five updates at this rate), and the shaded areas of stats. That indicates how far a stat has improved since its base. My Strength has gone up massively due to whoring the Heavy Cannon. It also has your logged kills and sallies. After the next TACTICAL update I'll see who's winning for kills. A-HA! I was waiting for this. Let's kill it! ... Four hours and INTERCEPTOR-1's entire payload later... Missiles for Inn'n'Out! Let's catch this one this time, shall we X-COM? whore. hmm. Let's wait until morning before investigating that crashsite. Incidentally, crashsites decay if you don't get to them in a certain time - but they'll never disappear if a craft is currently en route. So if it's going to disappear at 0800 the next day and I sent a RANGER to it at 0750, it won't disappear on schedule. Checks are made at the top of the hour, so it would then disappear at 0900 - unless something was en route. COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO, X-COM ----------- Stats! [spoiler=Levin's stats] ahahaha oh man it's impolite to laugh. Level X Shock :( In good news he has, uh, upper-tier health and bravery? So he'll make a really, really good meatshield that doesn't panic? [spoiler=Integer's stats] Not to be mistaken for Integrity. Oh, man, I need Interceptor to follow this too. We'll have an Int Brigade. A souped-up version of Levin, minus nine points of health. Ah well. Least everything else is better. [spoiler=Lightning's stats] fucking finally another decent Assault. Actually, this guy is high-tier everything but STR, which is pathetic, and Bravery, which is perfectly average. And Stamina, but that's not really lacking and it doesn't matter too much. [spoiler=Furet's stats] Tied for highest level agent with Joey. Perfect Bravery and Strength. Perfect TUs. Good Throwing Accuracy and Health and Stamina. This, my friends, is a good Medic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Yay, from what I've read I'm decent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Perfect Bravery and Strength. Perfect TUs. Good Throwing Accuracy and Health and Stamina. This, my friends, is a good Medic. I feel manly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IGdood Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 You'll make for a good combat medic. =) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 MYTH. AMG. I LOVED THAT GAME. WaitwaitwaitImissedthisthefirsttime *fanboy squeal* I need to do an LP of Myth 2, something-higher-than-Normal-difficulty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IGdood Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 SOULBLIGHTER. I have a copy of Myth 3 hanging around....never got to playing it though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 I have a copy of Myth 3 hanging around....never got to playing it though. Eh. Not made by Bungie. Doesn't matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted September 4, 2010 Author Share Posted September 4, 2010 I got the compilation after I lost my Myth 1 discs. I've beaten Myth SOOO many times and Soulblighter twice. I still have the strategy guide for the first one. I regard it as a great work of literature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted September 6, 2010 Author Share Posted September 6, 2010 Okay, guys. I have a whole TACTICAL update ready, but Photobucket is, well, being a penis right now so I'll get it writ' later. Incidentally, Kitty has the most kills at 9, Ballsack (?!) is #2 at 8. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted September 6, 2010 Author Share Posted September 6, 2010 Bitches love my TACTICAL update. ---------- Today's episode takes place in the rural farmlands of Oklahoma or so. An idyllic place, full of sunshine, happiness and- -reaction fire the instant I leave the RANGER. In fact, let's throw in an extra alien for free. Boom, boom. hm. Good thing you have those 3 TUs left, Pride. Let's bail you out. wut. Joey MISSED. OH FUCK NO JOEY. JOOOEEEEYYYYYYYYYY He, he, he...what? JOEY! STEP ASIDE AND LET THE MAN GO THROUGH One fatal wound to the right arm. You'll live, soldier. Thanks, Soren! Let's destroy his cover. teehee~ Balcerzak's autoshot actually blew up one hedge with the first shot, blew up the second hedge with the second shot, and killed the alien with the third shot. Safe. He then turns south and destroys the landscape to not much avail. WHAT THE FUCK KITTY MISSED TOO? TWICE?! cheers pride. ---------- That little shinies is smoke. That means the UFO reactor blew up. This is a smaller version of what we should have fought. Wow. It would be REALLY funny if there was another alien to the south I missed. Time for fun. PRIDE GO! Two aliens, no reaction fire. That's good. Let's get to the corner. what. the fucking. shit. Kitty misses again. ENEMY PHASE: REACTION FIRE. Pride takes a counter-shot and misses. Baster takes a counter-shot and doesn't. y helo thar. your back is to me. i have a rape rod. BZZT ---------- SPECTACULARLY handled, X-COM! I'm proud of all of you. I'm a little sad Joey's missing a few battles cause he's really pr0, but oh well. At least he and his godly accuracy lived. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IGdood Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Bitches don't know 'bout my tactical update. Nice one. We all lived! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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