Sergeant Avocado Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Throughout my many years of browsing and being disgusted by the internet, I have discovered many things. Namely, there are jokes that are so bad, they're good. Kind of like Plan 9, or really any of Ed Wood's movies. Try to put at least one joke (or at least something funny) in your post. Without any further ado, I'll start us off. What do you call a mechanical Metroid? A Mach-troid! How do you kill a circus act? Go for the juggler! Why did Noah build the ark? Because news of the flood was leaked! What did the golem say to the man who was about to die? I'll granite you one last request! Eating plenty of fruit can help you live to a ripe old age! Rocky's a pretty smart guy. He always comes up with the most igneous plans! Those who forget the pasta are doomed to re-heat it. That's all I can think of for now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 The other day I linked Sirius to a KoF video and he made so many terrible puns. So bad, they were good. I forgot most of them though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 *Waits for ERL* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 (edited) What do you call a lying frog? An Am-fib-ian. 2 snare drums and a cymbal fell off a cliff. Ba-Dum Tsh! Edited August 13, 2010 by Cocytus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 i really don't understand some of these jokes.... I donn't have full understanding of English it seems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Avocado Posted August 13, 2010 Author Share Posted August 13, 2010 i really don't understand some of these jokes.... I donn't have full understanding of English it seems. Which ones don't you get? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acacia Sgt Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Which day of the week do chickens hate the most? Fry-day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Throughout my many years of browsing and being disgusted by the internet, I have discovered many things. Namely, there are jokes that are so bad, they're good. Kind of like Plan 9, or really any of Ed Wood's movies. Try to put at least one joke (or at least something funny) in your post. Without any further ado, I'll start us off. Why did Noah build the ark? Because news of the flood was leaked! What did the golem say to the man who was about to die? I'll granite you one last request! Rocky's a pretty smart guy. He always comes up with the most igneous plans! Those who forget the pasta are doomed to re-heat it. What do you call a lying frog? An Am-fib-ian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Envoy of the Beginning Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 (edited) [spoiler=What is Leaf weak to?]The Fire Sword and Fire Magic. Edited August 13, 2010 by BLS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prompto Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 (edited) The first is a reference to Noah's Ark. He built a ship to put animals in in pairs of two, both male and female, and put them on a ship because there was going to be a flood. and leaked because of 'news leaks' when news is out before it should be and because of water leaks. And granite because Golems are made out of rock I assume. Amfibian is the scientific name for frogs and fib means to lie. These puns make me want to slam a head into a wall. ;_; Edited August 13, 2010 by Pamela Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleted35362 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 But you can't "pea" soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Rey León Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 *Waits for ERL* I don't know if I should feel flattered or offended... What's brown and sticky? A stick. What do you call miner that was crushed by a piano? A-Flat minor You know what I think about bovine actors? They should be scene and not herd. A baby seal walks into a club... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 I always seem to get a laugh from your horrible puns :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 The first is a reference to Noah's Ark. He built a ship to put animals in in pairs of two, both male and female, and put them on a ship because there was going to be a flood. and leaked because of 'news leaks' when news is out before it should be and because of water leaks. And granite because Golems are made out of rock I assume. Amfibian is the scientific name for frogs and fib means to lie. These puns make me want to slam a head into a wall. ;_; its never fun when it has to be explained i know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 (edited) Amfibian is the scientific name for frogs and fib means to lie. Amphibian is the name, actually, and replacing the "ph" with "f" is what creates the pun. Edited August 13, 2010 by Nightmare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Avocado Posted August 13, 2010 Author Share Posted August 13, 2010 And granite because Golems are made out of rock I assume. Correct. I was referring to a golem in the literal sense, ie a giant clay monster. These puns make me want to slam a head into a wall. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnell Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 (edited) Time for some music jokes. These are all from my orchestra conductor, except for the last one. What do you call 1,000 basses at the bottom of the sea? A good start. What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline? You take your shoes off when you jump on a trampoline. How do you make two cellists play together? Shoot one. EDIT: Oh, go here for awesome puns: (coolsig). I'm too lazy to post all hundred and some jokes/quotes here. Edited August 13, 2010 by Ragnell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 i get the golem joke now, it supposed to be Grant instead of Granite I deserve a Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prompto Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 (edited) its never fun when it has to be explained i know But you just said- you know what, never mind. This is why I never bother to be informative. Amphibian is the name, actually, and replacing the "ph" with "f" is what creates the pun. /fail I forgot to put the 'ph' there since I was thinking about the joke. ;A; Nothing to be proud of. >:C Edited August 13, 2010 by Pamela Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 (edited) But you just said- you know what, never mind. This is why I never bother to be informative. I know :P thanks anyway :D Edited August 13, 2010 by SlayerX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Reading through this thread...it's so punishing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Avocado Posted August 13, 2010 Author Share Posted August 13, 2010 (edited) Reading through this thread...it's so punishing. Quite a punning observation. What did the angry man say about an adage he didn't agree with? I abhor this aphorism! Edited August 13, 2010 by Sergeant Avocado Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lux Aeterna Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Time for some carbonated jokes. What does a soda call his dad? Pop! What do you call a stupid carbonated drink? Soduhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kriemhild Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 [spoiler=What is Leaf weak to?]The Fire Sword and Fire Magic. I lol'd at this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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