Nightmare Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 But you just said- you know what, never mind. This is why I never bother to be informative. That's not the kind of attitude a young lady like you should have! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luigi bros Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 What does Christmas and a cat have in common? Sandy Clause Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prompto Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 That's not the kind of attitude a young lady like you should have! I-I'm sorry. ;__; Reading through this thread...it's so punishing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikethfc Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 I read the first 10 hoping one would make me laugh Unfortunately no pun in ten did Why are mushrooms invited to parties Because they're fungis to be with In England a q is followed by a u In Wales a ewe is normally followed by a queue Why are Norwegians always late Because their buses Oslo The first pun suprised me I was expecting the answer to be a metdroid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Avocado Posted August 15, 2010 Author Share Posted August 15, 2010 The first pun suprised me I was expecting the answer to be a metdroid It was partially a reference to the Machtroids in Super Metroid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One - he holds the lightbulb and the world spins around him. How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 100 - One to screw it in, 99 to screw it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 Mostly anything from the Dragon Quest series would do well here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleted35362 Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 How do you know when Dracula has a cold? -When he's coffin! Nyek, nyek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death' Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 Why do seagulls live by the sea? if they lived by the bay, they'd be bagels! ohhoho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but why are they doing it in a lightbulb? What's green, and turns red at the flick of a switch? A frog in a blender What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and blue, black and blue, black and blue? A Nun falling down stairs. Don't argue with the Toyota fanclub! They're unstoppable! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 (edited) You know what sucks? Vaccuum Edited August 15, 2010 by Darros Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 How many drunks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 21. One to hold the lightbulb, while the other 20 throw wine on his face till he starts spinning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just call me AL Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 What's worse than seven babies in a mailbox? One baby in seven mailboxes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 What's worse than seven babies in a mailbox? One baby in seven mailboxes. You twisted man. i like u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleted35362 Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 Gordon's post was almost torture to read... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luigi bros Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 Did you hear about the teacher who got arrested going through the security at the airport? He was found holding a calculator, pencil, and a protractor. He was arrested for holding weapons of math instruction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just call me AL Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 (edited) You twisted man. i like u Does the fact that I stole that joke from someone else help? Edited August 15, 2010 by LittleAl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Does the fact that I stole that joke from someone else help? i like u more u thief u <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 I saw the sign for a physician's office. Dr. Phil McCracken. The fact that he was a proctologist didn't much help. :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 I'll just leave this here What did the Pokemon say to the doctor? I be sore. Originality at its finest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikethfc Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 What's worse than seven babies in a mailbox? One baby in seven mailboxes. WTF Why would you post something like that here? It's a pun thread, fool B) More stolen puns: How do you get a Pikachu on a bus You pokemon What do you call a Spanish flasher? Señor Wily Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Atheism; the only true non-prophet organisation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Avocado Posted August 16, 2010 Author Share Posted August 16, 2010 I feel sound after my ear operation. An author did all his writing from a study beneath his house. It was a very cryptic book, but it was at a bargain-basement price, so he ended up with a best cellar. People who talk about false gods are engaged in idol gossip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Atheism; the only true non-prophet organisation. weak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anouleth Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Dead baby joke below, not for the easily offended. What's worse than a barrel full of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. >_> the title said Awful Jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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