I just did something ridiculous

[chococoke]

Got drunk and talked dirty to a fat girl. On the internet.

Someone kill me

[Parrhesia]

...ooooooooookay *shiv*

[BEST TRYNDAMERE PLAYER]

Hey man that's more cushion' for the pushin'

...ooooooooookay *shiv*

I hope you're using the Tribalman's Shiv from TF2, mister.

[Parrhesia]

I hope you're using the Tribalman's Shiv from TF2, mister.

I was thinking more something direct, sharp and badly made. Rusty, more than barbed.

[chococoke]

*bleeds out*

[BEST TRYNDAMERE PLAYER]

I was thinking more something direct, sharp and badly made. Rusty, more than barbed.

But bleeding is a much more painful and slower way to die.

[Parrhesia]

I love this shiv.

It's even better than NamelessThroatShootingAmbiguousRangedWeapon.

[Griulf]

*Sword That SLays Everything But Squid*

[Tangerine]

That's interesting, I was just talking to one of my friends and she told me a similar story. Says that she felt so sorry for a drunk nerd that she let him talk dirty to her on the Internet even though it made her uncomfortable because he was very unattractive. What a saint.

[chococoke]

That's interesting, I was just talking to one of my friends and she told me a similar story. Says that she felt so sorry for a drunk nerd that she let him talk dirty to her on the Internet even though it made her uncomfortable because he was very unattractive. What a saint.

Boy, that one stung.

[Erk]

Got drunk and talked dirty to a fat girl. On the internet.

Someone kill me

HEY IM NOT FAT, JUST CHUBBY. AND I LIKED OUR CONVO

[Death']

You're a jerk. :/

[Furby]

That's interesting, I was just talking to one of my friends and she told me a similar story. Says that she felt so sorry for a drunk nerd that she let him talk dirty to her on the Internet even though it made her uncomfortable because he was very unattractive. What a saint.

You know, every time you post, I can't decide if you're awesome or just a bitch.

And because I can't decide, it makes you even more awesome.

[Loki Laufeyson]

That's interesting, I was just talking to one of my friends and she told me a similar story. Says that she felt so sorry for a drunk nerd that she let him talk dirty to her on the Internet even though it made her uncomfortable because he was very unattractive. What a saint.

I felt that burn way over here! :o *thumbs up*

Hey man that's more cushion' for the pushin'

<_< eww

[Malexis]

Be happy you didn't have one IRL to "talk" dirty to! ^_^