Integrity Posted October 12, 2010 Author Share Posted October 12, 2010 wait what JB got promoted over me HE'S ONLY BEEN USEFUL THIS MISSION, I'M A KEY ASSET TO THE TEAM *raeges* You forget that getting promoted means you hang back more and do less. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 Once again, I am useless, and proud of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soren37 Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Once again, I am useless, and proud of it. Me too, buddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted October 13, 2010 Author Share Posted October 13, 2010 Don't feel good enough to type up a proper intro. /nurses tea ---------- Very promptly, Seaking's Marine detachment arrives and Tokyo gets its second Laboratory. ITP: FuckYeaSeaking has a Marine detachment. doop Downed small subs just don't give enough to be worth raiding, ya know? I assign these guys to the Zrbite research that's taking fucking FOREVER. FOR SCIENCE. Still don't care about downed small subs. Ooh, a medium! Ron Paul predicted this. I've started sending the 'Cudas to the last known sub location to see if I can spot them. uh, uh, shit. shit. decisions. DECISIONS Eclipse said go for 13. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted October 14, 2010 Author Share Posted October 14, 2010 I'm still sick and I'M STILL UPDATING! I MUST BE CRAZY! ---------- So yeah. We'll open up with Cubbyhole Spiketoid who nobody can shoot because he's too far away. No, I'm serious. Everybody down there at the nose of the Triton was one to five TUs short of being able to cap the dumb bastard. It's alright, though, because it walked RIGHT into Furet's line of fire and died. boom, integer. wh-? How many Spiketoids can fit in that little coral formation? Seriously, buddy, I'm pretty sure standing on your partner's fresh corpse wasn't the smart idea here. Spiketoids are the new Mutons. If you didn't find it in the above picture, you can see Tarii kill it now! Tarii and the tank missed? :( Fortunately, he walked out into Tarii's line of fire again anyway. :D Tank misses some dude because he can, and finds the USO directly north of me. lol spiketoids forgot how to shoot ow dammit sigh. Why can I never get Eclipse into position to capitalize on shit like this? Coral line-of-sight is utter bullshit. TANK KILL! dammit tank I told you to shoot at the other guy not the first one again Is that bottom one...unarmed? EP: Another spectacular alien miss. I think he's unarmed. Has any unit ever begged to be stunned so hard? Integer picks off his support... ...while SirTeabag tosses JB his stun rod. WHAT. It occurs to me: maybe this guy seems unarmed because he has only grenades? er... Take a freakin' energy drink with you next time. I suddenly realize I need to turn Eclipse around because she's liable to take a reaction shot at the unarmed dude. With her 'pedo launcher. With JB right next to it. AHA! Energy lasted JUST BARELY long enough. FFFFUUUUUUU IT'S NEXT TURN! AHA! We need to celebrate this stunning; it's been too long in the making. tuuurn around and a once a to the left and a once a to the right step out step around step back in again! Okay, enough shenanigans. bzzt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted October 14, 2010 Author Share Posted October 14, 2010 MEANWHILE, back at the USO: Furetchen MISSES. and Integer bails his sorry ass out. AH WHAT THE FUCK why is there always somebody there? pew hey, we get to see up them stairs. Am I smelling a grenade? Thank you, Tarii. what? wh- whaaat? Once more, with GUSTO! what the fuck? I tested with saves, and Integer can definitely just shoot them. WHY CAN'T HE THROW THERE? And then he MISSES? Really? Hey, Integer, fuck you. thanks tarii for bailing him out When did Furetchen forget how not to suck? Run away, end turn, run back, OH HI surprisetarii and Furetchen finishes it. ---------- shit wasn't good. THAT WAS AWESOME. I add this shot to show you all that we COULD go raid USO-12, but WE ACTUALLY CAN'T 95% FUEL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IGdood Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 (edited) This update made me LOOOOOOOOOOL -proceeds to go Ape Shit with the Far East Movement- Edited October 14, 2010 by skitarii Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 I'm still being useless, aren't I? Comes with the territory, I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soren37 Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 I'm still being useless, aren't I? Comes with the territory, I guess. Let's go be useless buddies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Let's go be useless buddies! Since you're active in the RD side, you be Fiona, and I'll be Gaggles. GO USELESS PEOPLE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted October 15, 2010 Author Share Posted October 15, 2010 So I'm diving straight into this without an introduction because it's six pictures and I'm doing the TACTICAL now. So yeah. DUN DUN aw, c'mon 'cuda. oh ffs -- What the shit 12's still there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted October 15, 2010 Author Share Posted October 15, 2010 So we start the proper update with two Spiketoids with their backs to us. Delicious. GLORY Unfortunately Fiona's in the back of the sub so I can't have Fiona and Gaggles get the first two kills. So I am forced to descend into a cliche. Apparently I forgot to give JB his sonic-blasta. Oh well. Wonder who got one instead? Me leaning on Furetchen? How very predictable. Enemy spotted! whoa holy shit Eclipse isn't slowed by the launcher anymore. ssssssGSSHGASDHGAHDG Integer's turn to shine. Apparently he got the extra Blasta. NOTHING HAPPENS FOR A VERY LONG TIME. LIKE, EIGHT TURNS LONG yuss found the uso I really only did this for the novelty. I've never put the tank into a USO. Furetchen breaches the stairs and passes out. wat Unfortunately Integer doesn't have the TUs to finish him. YOUR TIME WILL COME TURN CHANGES AND nothing. AHA HELLO AHA HELLO OH SHIT HI They REALLY like to camp doors. More of the same tbh. SHIT ABOUT FACE, ENSIGN Oblivious Spiketoids walk across the room and don't even see Lightning. ... Well at least the one who DID see him had a stun launcher? What's that you say? GRENADE TIME? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted October 15, 2010 Author Share Posted October 15, 2010 OH FUCK THIS. /reloads save whoa. deja vu. One kill, one miss. and the next turn he's STILL oblivious. HE PAYS FOR HIS HUBRIS HA HA HA RUN FROM INTEGER. RUNNNN wh oh come the fuck on. TIME TO SEND IN THE BACKUP. Evidently Eclipse breaching with a dart gun is a very scary thought. Integer recovers his wits and I can't find his gun, so I take Furetchen's. The single square immediately outside the back-right door is where everybody died. oh ffs integer learn to deal with mind control Eclipse still has 100 Morale after three panic attempts. She must have some phenomenal psi-defense... OVER THE SHOULDER SHOT NOTHING HAPPENS FOR ABOUT ANOTHER EIGHT TURNS EXCEPT SOMEBODY TRIES TO MIND CONTROL INTEGER REPEATEDLY hunting hiiiiiiigh and looow~~ AHA! Dart gun! and chase, and DART GUN! Eclipse did such pathetic damage that she only stunned it. Score. ---------- DAMN STRAIGHT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balcerzak Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 hunting hiiiiiiigh and looow~~ Sometimes I may win, sometimes I'll lose, it's just a game I play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Behold the amazing power of Gaggles with the Stun Gun! *a fanfare on the world's smallest trumpet is played* looks like this Gaggles is from my serious Lemmings run Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IGdood Posted October 16, 2010 Share Posted October 16, 2010 Behold the amazing power of Gaggles with the Stun Gun! *a fanfare on the world's smallest trumpet is played* looks like this Gaggles is from my serious Lemmings run You might as well play it on a Vuvuzuela. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted October 16, 2010 Author Share Posted October 16, 2010 GEOSCAPE updates make me happy because they make us better as a team. ---------- This literally appeared real-life SECONDS after I loaded the save. Seaking can have a 'cuda now, except they don't have any general stores in which to store torpedoes. Well speak of the devil. DO YOU SEE HOW MUCH SHIT I CAN SELL. And our stores are STILL overloaded! bwee Shiny. ... do want HOWEVER, having read the Guide to Avoiding Bugs, I am instead researching one of our two live Deep Ones. /salute, Vladimir Vosotovosblownupski. yaaaa fuck off of hawaii Soon. Ugly fuckers. They're SUB-HUMANS! :o Guess what this means. Can you? Seaking got a 'cuda. Mind Control, motherfuckers. Unfortunately, we don't have the necessary aliens to make it usable in combat, but training can start. I queue up two labs. gshw Aw. I had the brilliant notion to send Seaking some, y'know, weapons. HOLY SHIT they all love me. Shadowing a Battleship around (dreadnought, as it were) gives me nothing but worry. I preferred it when I could see it nnnnnnnnnn Another! Oh, well, er, thanks. what are you doing up there, little aliens? And Seaking is officially more than a useless shit. No coincidence, these two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted October 17, 2010 Author Share Posted October 17, 2010 TACTICAL SUNDAY! ---------- The raid on San Fransisco starts with us facing a wall. wait wtf is that thing oh, right. Gillmen and Deep Ones. Again. bitches don't know bout my magikarp pew pew WHOA JB stunned it with a Harpoon, first shot. noo a civilian died PFEH. Eclipse shoots with her Dart Gun: hilarity ensues. Furetchen gets an angle and then misses anyway. TANK WIN Is it just me or does this civvie look like he has a halo? HM. I should probably have turned somebody around at some point. holy sh- MY LUCK WITH HARPOONS ROOF TOP CAMPERS /shakes fist I'll deal with him later. ka-pew. I'm starting to restore our former glory. INTEGER MISSES BY AN INCH tank win! Naturally, there's one on the next roof too. doesn't matter. Oh, hey, the first Deep One woke up and shot Furetchen. ... seven times. AND MISSED EVERY TIME w- wait a minute He's floating. oh well bzzt Hang on just a ruddy minute. I didn't kill that guy. hm... FUCK one TU short. WHAT. No, really, WHAT. I wish you all to comprehend that shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted October 17, 2010 Author Share Posted October 17, 2010 ---------- START HERE MOVE NORTH MOVE MOVE NORTH GO TWO FLOORS UP, THOUGH ONE WINDOW AND BETWEEN TWO BOXES Anyway, back to the program: there's one on the second floor too! SirTeabag, his scouting work done, walks casually off his tower. So yeah, back to this guy. Lightning can maybe wait what? TARII YOU FAIL ME Lightning doesn't have LOS on either of them. so he finishes his pursuer instead :/ Surprise, Integer. Surprise, JB missed. Didn't we do this on the first mission ever? ECLIPSE WILL PROTECT YOU, TINY CIVILIANS Tank gets the middle dude. SEVERAL TURNS LATER Somebody failed to kill Integer. serves him right This civilian was inspired by SirTeabag. WHAT THE FUCK THERE'S ANOTHER UP HERE ON THE NEXT TURN Let's try that again. YAAA PEW ---------- Schwing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 START HERE MOVE NORTH MOVE MOVE NORTH GO TWO FLOORS UP, THOUGH ONE WINDOW AND BETWEEN TWO BOXES We're getting back to our old awesomeness! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 I'm not sure if I did a good job protecting civilians, or I shot one. Either way, I'm still alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soren37 Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 I shot something in the face. With a harpoon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted October 18, 2010 Author Share Posted October 18, 2010 Good news, GEOSCAPE! --------- I don't know why I always take a picture of us leaving our previous mission. I just do. Maybe it's like a Previously On XCOM... schwing yay I have STORAGE SPACE now! ooh Yeah baby, the Balcerzakian Mind Meld is BACK IN ACTION whatever don't care Autopsy time! I love one-day researches. .... k, that's fucked up. Oh, yeah, the Aqua Plastics we've been getting from downed subs and whatnot? That's DEEP ONE SKIN. Or vice versa, as it were. Whatever, I'll research it anyway. It's a convoy! FFFFFUUUUUUUUU It's a convoy of death now. wtf Stupid Australian reef obscures it, but there are FOUR USOs in this shot and two of ours. hmm. why are they all landing? Don't let me forget to sweep for a base in that area next GEOSCAPE update. DON'T! oh god oh god that's a juicy target Who wants to live forever anyway? Yes, there are FOUR USOs in a square small enough to be all clicked on at once. ---------- In the next post, we will assault a touched down Dreadnought AT NIGHT. I just want to say, before it's too late, I LOVE YOU GUYS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 I heart you too! Let's hope my suckiness doesn't kill everyone else! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted October 18, 2010 Author Share Posted October 18, 2010 I heart you too! Let's hope my suckiness doesn't kill everyone else! Yours is the most likely to. You've still got the rocket launcher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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