BlueLeafeon Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 [16:14] John William: 'Ello? [16:14] magictiger123: hi? [16:14] John Williams: Greetings. [16:14] magictiger123: who are you? [16:15] John Williams: A friend of a friend. [16:16] John Williams: But that is not of one's concern. [16:16] John Williams: Shall I empose a question? [16:16] John Williams: How are you doing this day? [16:21] magictiger123: which friend? [16:21] John Williams: Does it matter? Yes, yes, it does matter. Creeper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 WTF kind of word is empose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 I'm not gonna be the dickpickle that links to dictionary.com/empose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEST TRYNDAMERE PLAYER Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 (edited) Believe it or not, this is actually nothing compared to some of the stuff on these forums. Although, did you proceed to call him a creeper in that convo afterwards? Edited November 9, 2010 by Joey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikethfc Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 (edited) Yes, yes, it does matter. Creeper. Wow you were lucky to escape his Jaws, by the looks of it 'ET-eamed up on you with your friend, I'm not sure but it you might want to Endor'll contact with the afforementioned friend. Edited November 9, 2010 by mikethfc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 That's nothing. I'm sure I've told this story before, but a few years ago some guy looking for a date IM'd me thinking I was a girl. Apparently some asshole put my AOL screen name on a dating site. Another time, an angry guy messaged me because the number in my screen name was his army number or some shit like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 One time this guy sent me a message about how sexy I was and how hard I got him, then sent me a picture of his penis. Then he realized I was some guy who he knew from a game and not his girlfriend. Apparently I was right beneath her on his list. Fucking AIM, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 No I think I was pretty spot on with that one. OH you mean someone else. I would never play games with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikethfc Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 No I think I was pretty spot on with that one. OH you mean someone else. I would never play games with you. *feels hurt and left out* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 I just don't understand how a person can be so proud of a tiny penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 definitely someone else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trueblade Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 Heh, seems to me like he should have spelled "empose" "IMPOSE". Yeah, yeah. sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 On my really old MSN account, I was invited into a mass convo by some random person who I added somehow, or who added me. Some guy was gonna become an hero, so we were trying to make him not do it. Turns out later he did, or someone killed him or some shit. It seemed like a complicated state of affairs. About a week or so later I was invited again being threatened and shit, saying how I ignore them whenever I see them and stuff. They didn't even live in Wales. Turns out they mistook my MSN account for a Shaun that they did know in RL, but they were having none of it and seemed adamant that I was the one they knew. I just feel sorry for the Shaun they actually know. Guys involved were blocked and deleted and never heard from again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 That is the funniest case of mistaken e-dentity I have ever heard that I can think of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 How could this happen to MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griulf Posted November 13, 2010 Share Posted November 13, 2010 How could this happen to MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES, "Shit happens", accept it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted November 13, 2010 Share Posted November 13, 2010 On my really old MSN account, I was invited into a mass convo by some random person who I added somehow, or who added me. Some guy was gonna become an hero, so we were trying to make him not do it. Turns out later he did, or someone killed him or some shit. It seemed like a complicated state of affairs. About a week or so later I was invited again being threatened and shit, saying how I ignore them whenever I see them and stuff. They didn't even live in Wales. Turns out they mistook my MSN account for a Shaun that they did know in RL, but they were having none of it and seemed adamant that I was the one they knew. I just feel sorry for the Shaun they actually know. Guys involved were blocked and deleted and never heard from again. Too red didn't read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenrir Posted November 13, 2010 Share Posted November 13, 2010 One time this guy sent me a message about how sexy I was and how hard I got him, then sent me a picture of his penis. Then he realized I was some guy who he knew from a game and not his girlfriend. Apparently I was right beneath her on his list. Fucking AIM, man. fucking hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueLeafeon Posted November 15, 2010 Author Share Posted November 15, 2010 Last night somebody tried to IM me telling me they met me at a party somewhere and this chick thought I was hot. I'm like PFFFFFFFFFFFT YEAH RIGHT. If there was a party it was in their head, cuz I've been at home sick the past week. T_T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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