Toothache Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 (edited) +3 avoid is the most 99% of units can achieve in a single level up, so yeah, it can't be that bad. As dondon has proved, you don't need growths to beat this game, so don't worry about the RNG screwing you. Besides, there's a huge cast so plenty of RNG-proofed replacements if needs be. Edited July 11, 2011 by Toothache Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippoman Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Is this the game where you have to go through all the trouble of talking to some thief like 3 times on 3 different maps, then she joins you and sucks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Raven Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 yes, it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sage Posted July 18, 2011 Author Share Posted July 18, 2011 [spoiler=Chapter 3 Part 2] Bors goes up to the northern village and laughs at the damage that the soldiers and archer do to him. Don't feel bad Lugh. Most villagers in FE don't have useful information. Or mostly information we already knew. Sure. We could always use another mage. Plus as we all know, 13 year olds are fully qualified to save the world. Anyway Lugh's an example of a character hit really hard by HM. Here in NM, he's a beast. In HM, he's pretty much as useful as FE10 Boyd (N) is in his game. Chad continues his favorite pastime of "Dodge the Fighters." Cavalier reinforcemnets have been showing up throughout the entire map, but they've been dealt with admirably by Marcus and the Cavalier duo. Lot needs more speed. Wolt is ridiculous. Woot! Dieck goes to smash the boss's face in. Poor guy's wetting his pants from the inevitability of the curbstombing. Slater has poor eyesight for mistaking Dieck for Narshen. Dieck is still amazing. Chad meanwhile goes looting and gets us the Halberd and 3000 gold. The Halberd will be especially useful next chapter. Take a freaking guess Roy! Even Merlinus is appalled by this bullshit. Hector does so, falls on Roy, and crushes his spine. The end! No I'm just kidding. But yeah, Roy is an idiot. I'm old. Olllllllddddddd I tell ya! Dammit! I don't want to fight Dracozombies in this game. They're enough of a pain in FE8. That's it. I'm calling it. Roy is Lyn's son. The end. As you may have noticed, people have to explain obvious shit to Roy in a slow way. Roy sweety, we read that during the intro of the game. No need for exposition. I'd imagine they used Dragons to rape, pillage, and roast marshmallows. Didn't Eliwood tell us to go lead the Lycia Alliance army for him? Ice tomes don't exist in this game Hector. Roy is very eager to do just that. .....I'm not touching this with a ten foot pole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janissary Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 .....I'm not touching this with a ten foot pole. But Hector will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sage Posted July 31, 2011 Author Share Posted July 31, 2011 [spoiler= Chapter 4 Part 1] Sweet jesus, what is that....thing on his face? Oh blimey. That's Eric? Well I gotta say, he did age better than Hector and Eliwuss. Except for that terrible mustache on his face. Good god. Eric never learns it seems. He betrayed Lycia before and got his ass kicked. Maybe he's a paladin now? Well there's no future for sandwiches with mold on them. Eric enjoys using sandwich analogies. Probably because he can't get a woman to make any for him. No it isn't. Happy birthday dear Narshen, happy birthday dear Narshen. Happy BIRTHDAY dear Naarrrshen....Happy birthday to him. Eric got a stripper for Narshen's birthday? Or maybe a car? Eric should be on "To Catch A Predator". Clarine loves to abuse the poor comma. Narshen attempts to employ the Roy method of picking up chicks. Namely, try to influence them with his clout. I guess Narshen is bisexual since he was planning on "playing" with Klein. Clarine is an evil overlord? I knew it! Oh ye gods, the implications. "Who honestly styles their hair with Crisco?" ICEBURN! "I did so take the Weapon Finesse feat!" Narshen really ought to get some ice for those burns. He's getting pwned out there. What, is that the best you can do Narshen? God, no wonder you get owned by 15 year olds. This only further supports Clarine's argument. Dammit Dieck! You didn't have to him so hard he'd explode. Narshen watches too many Bond movies. Anyway the chapter starts... OHMYGODFLYINGFIGHTERSWHATISTHISIDON'TEVEN-! Wolt is still ridiculous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintessence Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Hahahha! Holy shit, this is fucking amazing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sage Posted August 1, 2011 Author Share Posted August 1, 2011 (edited) [spoiler=Chapter 4 Part 2] Marcus really sucks. Spoiler: They already have. Nobody asked bro. Eric wants to spoil Narshen's birthday gift it seems. Bitch, what makes you think you have a choice in the matter? According to wikipedia, a marquess is of higher status than a count, which Pent is and Clarine is the daughter of a count. So what Clarine said made no sense whatsoever. Christ. What is it about this chapter that attracts rapists? Back to the battle... Do you mind getting points in speed or magic Lugh? Dammit Wolt! Stop stealing all the good level ups! Anyway Clarine gets freed by Rutger and recruits herself to Roy's army. And after awhile... Oshit. I like Rutger already. Clarine is such an ungrateful bitch. "Would you like fries with that?" Well who wouldn't? This doesn't apply to ladies obviously because then Clarine would have to take responsibility for being stupid enough to fall for such an obvious trap set by Eric. Rutger only further gets points in awesome. The game lampshades on Roy's genericness. Clarine is never happy Rutger. ...What does anyone see in her? Oh yeah. Chad is so awesome. Oh come on! Are you telling me Eric didn't even promote into a paladin after 20 years? No wonder you suck so much Eric! So after pwning Eric... Probably a good thing. I have nothing else to add here. Edited August 1, 2011 by Sagekitty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliban of Sycorax Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 At least Lugh is getting level ups in defense, he's 1.7 above average. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sage Posted August 1, 2011 Author Share Posted August 1, 2011 (edited) [spoiler= Chapter 5 Part 1] A bandit chapter? General Banzai is going to hate this. Ohohohohohohohohohoho. "I need to pick up some groceries." "This time, we're out of laundry detergent." Or that. I like to think I didn't cut anything out of there. Man, this game loves its iceburns. These are exceptionally stupid bandits. Too dumb to live. Is it a moderately attractive villager? Nope. Roy is probably not going to listen to a word he says. "I'd like a double cheeseburger with fries and..." Yup. Banzai is definitely going to hate this, since it artificially lengthens the story or something. You can tell Roy doesn't give a shit and wants to get back to thinking about boobies. "You don't want to associate yourself with such dirty peasants." Nobles are jerks. I see Roy is taking the opposite route of Algus's school of character development. You'll want to kick that villager so hard in HM. So we go kill bandits. ...ok. People are going to bitch at me for not thinking Dorothy is ugly, but she honestly isn't. Her chibi is ugly but her portrait and her official artwork just make her look plain. Saul is busy fighting crime as Batman I guess. Or maybe that's Bruce Wayne. Oh dear god the expression on his face! You're one to talk. You have the Ice affinity. Saul's Preaching: "Baby you must be tired 'cause you've been walking through my mind all day." "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" "Dat must be jam 'cause jelly don't shake like dat." "What, you don't like pizza?" Oh he's gonna get it now. Well' date=' your mom is your proof. See, I can make inappropriate, bad jokes too. [/quote'] Saul's remark reminds me of that. You are just walking into the insults of those who hate you because you don't have supermodel level of beauty. ....I'm not going there. "She needs to hear my preaching!" I am imagining Saul with a gigantic trollface right now. "It's Wolt's job to be ridiculous." ... ...did Dorothy just run THROUGH that fighter? And they ran past us despite looking for us. The Elimine Church is full of idiots. Credit to Paperblade, who came up with one joke. Edited August 1, 2011 by Sagekitty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sage Posted August 1, 2011 Author Share Posted August 1, 2011 [spoiler=Chapter 5 Part 2] I'd like an FE6 patch where Chad doesn't suck. Eh. Ye gods, a Killer Axe this early? Jesus. I rescue dropped Marcus across the mountains, like the cool kids, so I fought him this early. Marcus sux. Rutger is such a troll. Marcus doesn't need good level ups to make maps his bitch. It doesn't quite kill him. But Lance does. @Dory: Again, too dumb to live bro. Saul is still trolling. Naturally, Roy doesn't pick up on Saul's trolling. Saul then goes to his main objective. That's good Saul. Start by buttering her up... Oh, I'm surprised he didn't attempt to use the 'Fire Emblem' in any innuendo. "I read it on your twitter account." It's not a mystery if you know who stole it. Now if people only used this logic in Superman, or Spiderman, or Batman, or Daredevil or- Another missed opportunity for innuendo. Saul is the worst dirty priest ever. ....the sword works by hitting stuff with it. You are an idiot. Guinevere is the worst sister ever. For god's sakes Saul. If you're being serious, stop making a trollface. Because it wasn't like the fact that the Fire Emblem possibly being in enemy hands wouldn't have given Zephiel an excuse to declare war on Lyica right? They should've called this chapter Too Dumb to Live. Between Guinevere and Dory, ROY of all people looks like a genius. No, it means the opposite. You already failed at that when Roy killed some Bern soldiers to rescue you and then Hector. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Cynthia- Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 According to wikipedia, a marquess is of higher status than a count, which Pent is and Clarine is the daughter of a count.So what Clarine said made no sense whatsoever. Wikipedia's rules don't necessarily apply to Elibe, especially since the count and marquess are of different nations anyway. Besides, even if a count were ranked below a marquess Clarine would say the same thing because well she's an egomaniac basically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondon151 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 IIRC Pent is also called a marquess in the FE7 script. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperblade Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 (edited) Also requesting DS do Gonzales/Lilina supportz best support in the game Edited August 2, 2011 by Paperkitty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekkah Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 agreement with above user, best fe6 support there is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperblade Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Alternate solution: Get all Gonzales supports by systematically obtaining A support then killing his partner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sage Posted August 2, 2011 Author Share Posted August 2, 2011 (edited) Starting with Lilina. Edited August 2, 2011 by Sagekitty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joerachi Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 ARTIFICIAL LENGTH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I love this LP. I love you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 ' No Chad, this is suicide.' Ahahaha That's awesome! I lol'd so hard at that. It's so true too! Totally keeping an eye on this. You're doing a great job Sagekitty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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