Lord Raven Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Yeah... I was formerly Lord Raven, but I changed to Mercenary Raven cause that's my new internet moniker. I've been here a while, I actually joined 2 and a half years ago due to the death of FESS, but now I'm back since my interest in FE has been renewed. I was a former FE debater, now I think FE debating is pointless shit, but I hope to stay here more. Anything change since I was last here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 I'm here. Welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Dear Crow, Wahaha, I am Waha Kife. You may only refer to me as Waha Kife. If you call me anything but Waha Kife, you will be seriously punished. I mean seriously. This is not an empty threat. Also, don't quote me without changing the title of the quote to Waha Kife. Waha Kife. You better not leave or I will haunt you IRL. Seriously, not kidding. Anyway, enjoy your stay. You better... With these tough economic times, you might want to consider using a Knife for protection instead of a Gun. You can conceal Knives easier and they are more lethal at close range. Unless you got a Gun to someone's head. Why am I capitalizing Gun and Knife? Just cuz. Is this paragraph relevant to the introduction? Shut up, you ask too many questions. There are many dicks on this forum. Not the kinds that would be appealing to females or homosexual men. Many were weeded out by the travel back in time. Oh yeah, the forum is actually 3 months older than it appears. That's cuz of a bug that caused the site to have amnesia. I think. The forums reopened up in early January 2008, although it was open like 2 months before that. Somebody had server payment issues. Call me Waha Kife. I know I said this already, but people still seem to call me by my screen name. Only people on my list can call me Knife. My list is in the "about me" section of my profile. You can still apply to be on the list, but remember to call me Waha Kife. I've never copied & pasted. Never. I like to take my time writing out all my messages to make more of an impression. I am Waha Ashamed of everyone who uses copy & paste. How can I tell? I just do. I don't know why the computer geeks added in a copy & paste feature, but I think that was the worst move ever. I've been here longer than 2 years (with a bunch of breaks in between), so respect mah senioritay. I never really did much. Oh yeah, I helped kick start a Fire Emblem fangame based on users on this site. I disappeared for 2 months and people assumed I was dead. I helped a lot of users get banned. Hell, I don't know why they still keep me here. Don't be a Waha Idiot either. I know some guys in the intro threads that seem to be following me around trying to piss me of. If you become a Waha Idiot and annoy me too much, you will be Waha Punished. Oh yeah, don't break the forum rules or you will be Waha Punished. What the mods will do to you is nothing compared to what I will do to you... Why don't I change my display name to Waha Kife? Why don't you shut up? What? You never asked me? Bullshit, I can read your mind. I know your deepest fears. Like I said, if you go inactive, I will come for you IRL. Only I can do that. How come? Again, you ask too many questions (even though you didn't ask them). Now I must end this rant, because you probably stopped caring about whatever I said. What was the point of writing this message? To test you. If you skipped everything, you can go fuck yourself. But if you took the time to read this, maybe we can be friends and maybe you could call me Knife. But whatever you do, don't get on my bad side or you will receive Waha Punishment™. What is Waha Punishment™? You don't want to find out. The last guy who received Waha Punishment™ didn't post for an entire day. A week later, he got banned. Surely you do not want to suffer the same fate (or do you?)... You're not supposed to make an intro thread if you've been here two years. You have been reported to the Waha Authorities. Signed, Waha Kife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Raven Posted June 28, 2011 Author Share Posted June 28, 2011 (edited) knife, thank you. i feel slightly more intelligent after having read that entire post. lots of love, raven Edited June 28, 2011 by Mercenary Raven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 knife, thank you. i feel slightly more intelligent after having read that entire post. lots of love, raven Do you want to get Waha Punished? There's only one correct answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psych Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Do you want to get Waha Punished? There's only one correct answer. Well, technically he didn't quote you. So he didn't have to change your name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Raven Posted June 28, 2011 Author Share Posted June 28, 2011 Do you want to get Waha Punished? There's only one correct answer. knife... i'm sure the answer is yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 And now he can get Waha Punished Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 That rant is a bit of a lie, since I was the last one to get Waha Punished. Unless W. K. here really gets around to punishing people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Loooorrrrd Raven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Raven Posted June 29, 2011 Author Share Posted June 29, 2011 (edited) MUSASHI!!! this man's a fuckin G even if he lives in new jersey Edited June 29, 2011 by Mercenary Raven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 (edited) I have no idea who you are, you must've been before my time . Welcome back to Serenes. Edited June 29, 2011 by Tangerine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balcerzak Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Oh man, how've you been? It's definitely been awhile, see if you can't stick around a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Raven Posted June 29, 2011 Author Share Posted June 29, 2011 (edited) BALCERZAK i saw you wishing me a happy birthday when i turned 18 ahahaha thank you for that!! I've been great, raped my first year of uni, there's some good stuff going on this summer (well... that "good stuff" meaning laziness). Oh man, i haven't been here since junior year which is pretty ridic Edited June 29, 2011 by Mercenary Raven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Well, technically he didn't quote you. So he didn't have to change your name. He used my name in his post. That's worse. Also, stop being a Waha Idiot. You call me Waha Kife, not Waha Knife. knife... i'm sure the answer is yes Wrong! *Waha Punishes* How you like that? That rant is a bit of a lie, since I was the last one to get Waha Punished. Unless W. K. here really gets around to punishing people. That? Oh that was just a sample of my Waha Punishment. I haven't been around to you yet as I patrol many other forums with users who are still waiting for a Waha Punishment. Don't worry though, your time will come soon... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 What out for Tangerine. She'll sneak up on you and do Very Bad Things™ if you're not careful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 (edited) d Edited August 21, 2016 by Knife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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