Integrity Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 (edited) Uh-huh. Lay 'em on me. Let's do this. EDIT: Also, this will get bulk-updated in like four hours because school and formatting stuff on Lappy the Laptop is a pain in the dick. EDIT2: ALSO, to prevent prejudice (i liek girls) men and women are going to be segregated into two lists. HOT SHIRTLESS MENS !10: Ronan, Geoffrey, Ephraim, Celice 9.5: Tibarn, Volug, Seth 9.0: Othin, Volke, Pent, Boyd 8.5: Levail, Leonardo, Sleuf, Lloyd, Cuan, Legault 8.0: Canas, Innes, Zelgius, Astram, Noish, Grey, Cain, Sigurd 7.5: Forde, Alan, Kent, Oscar 7.0: Franz, Wil, Pelleas, Naesala, Largo, Camus, Hector, Luke 6.5: Ranulf, Kieran, Oswin 6.0: Samson, Azel, Rolf, Lex 5.5: Tauroneo, Lester 5.0: Alba 4.5: Alec 4.0: Ogma, Jamka 3.5: Force, Dagda, Caineghis 3.0: Saber, Halvan, Ralph, Asaello 2.5: Python 2.0: Dheginsea 1.5: Marty 1.0: 0.5: SEXY NAKED BABES !10: Farina, Jill(RD) 9.5: Marcia(RD), Echidna, Tanith, Matilda, Louise 9.0: Lyre, Rebecca, Miranda, Sigrun, Elincia(RD), Catria, Palla, Ethlin, Olwen, Syrene, Isadora, Titania 8.5: Eirika, Tanya, Tethys, Elincia(PoR), Ellen, Nailah, Juno, Eda, Karla 8.0: Tana, Lucia, Igrene, Minerva, Nephenee, Brunya 7.5: Calill, Lakche 7.0: Mallesia, Leen, Laylea, Selfina, Celica, Ayra, Mareeta 6.5: Altenna(FE5), Briggid 6.0: Lara, Sylvia, Jill(PoR) 5.5: Amalda 5.0: Marcia(PoR) 4.5: 4.0: Aideen 3.5: 3.0: Altenna(FE4) 2.5: Meg 2.0: 1.5: Petrine 1.0: 0.5: THINK NOT OF THE CHILDREN Sara Edited July 29, 2011 by Integrity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kintenbo Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Oliver and Gheb for the best around! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specta Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 C&P time~! Canas Eirika Franz Innes Marcia Zelgius Levail Lyre but +Pelleas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Tibarn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a.f.k.a. Howard Hughes Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Nailah and Sho Minamimoto someone not extremely fabulous Volug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Envoy of the Beginning Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 (edited) Malliesia Sara Tana Lara Calill Rebecca Tauroneo Othin Halvan Leen Sylvia Once again... Edited July 26, 2011 by BLS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 My opinion is better than yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenrir Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 LUCIA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 (edited) Laylea (that IS the substitute dancer's name, right?) Tanya Selfina Cellica Tethys Echidna Igrene Minerva Tanith Farina Juno Miranda ---- Astram Samson Leonardo Wil Alec Noish Forde Ronan Dagda Grey Python Force Sabre Edited July 26, 2011 by Furetchen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanger Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Sigrun Elincia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ercdouken Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 (edited) Katua Paola Volke Ogma Edited July 26, 2011 by Dark Legend Vampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted July 26, 2011 Author Share Posted July 26, 2011 (edited) LET'S GO @Kintenbo: Oliver: Top of his class, IMO. 10/10. Gheb: Nah, not my speed. He gets nothing. @Kitty: Canas: A simple portrait hides a fierce sexual beast. 8.0. Eirika: Really remarkably cute, but not one of the Sexpots of Forever. 8.5. Franz: D'aww. A little young, but has potential. 7.0. Innes: Just LOOK at that snark. 8.0. Marcia, PoR: Not particularly appealing, but not technically wrong. 5.0. Marcia, RD: Mm-mm baby. Delicious. 9.5. Zelgius: Sharp, certainly. Attractive, yes. Spectacular? No. 8.0. Levail: What a man! However, what applies to Zelgius applies here, except Levail has a more "honest" look that appeals to me more. 8.5. Lyre: What a babe. 9.0. @Nightmare: Tibarn: omfg. 9.5. @Sho: Nailah: Quite a sexy thing, to be true. 9.0. Volug: Yes please. 9.5. @BLS: Mallesia: Echo Franz's commentary. She's cute, but looks a little young. 7.0. Sara: I shall ignore the fact that she scares me tremendously and be honest: she's *way* too young looking for the Sexy list. Tana: Stacked as hell and fairly reminiscent of a squirrel. 8.0. Lara: Cute enough, I suppose. 6.0. Calill: I don't have Kitty's hard on for her. She's still modestly delicious, to be true. 7.5. Rebecca: She's my sign-in picture for Windows, actually. Quite the young woman, and certainly willing to please. 9.0. Tauroneo: Hm. Epic chops moves him up in my esteem by at least two points. 5.5. Othin: WHAT A MAN. 9.0. Halvan: Personally, I'll take a pass on him. He looks like he's made of wood. 4.0. Leen: A little too slim, but she's still cute. 7.0. Sylvia: Honestly, don't find her too appealing. On the other hand, don't find her too *un*appealing. 6.0. @Fenrir: Lucia: Tittalicious. 8.0. @Furetchen: Laylea: Hng. She's not the best, but she'll do. 7.0. Tanya: Sits in the same boat as Rebecca, if a little bit lower. 8.5. Selfina: As proto-Isadora, she's alright. 7.0. Celica: Sexy in battle, but her face is a little pudgy. We'll adjust for NES sprites, here. 7.5. Tethys: Graceful and slender, yes, but striking. 8.5. Echidna: holy shit. 9.5. Igrene: A damn fine lady. Sorta surprised she came from Hawkeye, though. 8.0. Minerva: Minerva~. 9.0. Tanith: holy shit. 9.5. Farina: YES. 10. Juno: I admit it, I have a little bit of a thing for Juno. 9.0. Miranda: Never saw her before today, but hell yes. 9.0. Astram: All aboard the ass-tram! 8.0. Samson: Like Zelgius, but worse. 6.0. Leonardo: Bro. He epitomizes the potential I see Franz attaining. 8.5. Wil: He's good? 7.0. Alec: His turban is awesome, but the guy ...isn't too great. 4.5. Noish: This dude, now, is pretty sexy. 8.0. Forde: Like Noish but a little less pretty. On the other hand, he has that ponytail. 7.5. Ronan: I'll take two. 9.0. Dagda: Uh. Like Tauroneo but minus awesome chops. He still looks like a great dad, though. 5.0. Grey: Quite the guy, accounting for NES sprites. 8.0. Python: Like Draug, but worse. Wait, what? 2.5. Force: Like Wolf, but even worser. 3.5. Sabre: The only thing going for him is his eyepatch. 3.0. @Dagron: Sigrun: Doesn't matter the game, pure sexy. 9.0. Elincia, PoR: She's pretty damn cute. Like, Eirika cute. 8.5. Elincia, RD: Deserves a separate mention for a half point bump in sex appeal. Only detractor (and she'd be a nine five with) is that she's missing her orange dress. 9.0. @DLV: Catria: I don't have the megaboner I used to have for her, but she's still up in my esteem. 9.0. Palla: Catria's claimed megaboner has sorta transferred here lately and brought the two together. 9.0. Volke: Sweet Jesus. 9.0. Ogma: I don't particularly like Ogma. Maybe it's because his FEDS portrait looks like Iolaus from the '90s Hercules show. 4.0. Edited July 26, 2011 by Integrity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Aideen, Ethlin, Jamka, Azel, Lester, Lakche, Ellen, Laylea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenrir Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Cain, Dheg, ranulf and Naesala. Meg for the womens side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 OLIVER AND GHEB 10.0: Oliver like nothing: Gheb This is good because I am more like Oliver than Gheb, but bad because Oliver got revived by the goddess while Gheb got to stay dead as a doornail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Your rankings are fair, friend, though I would like to remind you Miranda was like one of your mainstay fighters in your FE2 LP. ...Assuming there's only one Miranda and it's the Valencian paladin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balcerzak Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 That was Matilda, Furet. Miranda is a B route Fire Mage in Thracia that Integrity never recruited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 (edited) . . . WELL PLAYED, DEFECTIVE MEMORY. WELL PLAYED. In that case, Matilda, and for good measure Amalda, Olwen and Sleuf. ...And like, Ralph and Marty. Edited July 27, 2011 by Furetchen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 How about Kieran, Cain, Pent and Geoffrey? Add in Syrene and Louise plz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted July 27, 2011 Author Share Posted July 27, 2011 (edited) Good morning, gentlemen. @Kitty: Pelleas: Missed him. He's kinda ...genericute, I guess. 7.0. @Darros: Aideen: Not particularly fond of her. She's too ...mannish in half her pictures and little girl-ish in the other half. 4.0. Ethlin: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. 9.0. Jamka: That bindi ruins it for me, but he still has a fairly masculine face. 4.0. Azel: Eh. 6.0. Lester: Like Lex except less good looking and still with stupid hair. 5.5. Lakche: Pretty cute. 7.5. Ellen: Why's there ONE FE6 in the sea of FE4? Why not after? Whatever. I like Ellen. 8.5. Laylea: Don't they have READING in Canada? @Fenrir: Caineghis?: I'm assuming considering the rest you didn't mean Cain. Caineghis is super meh. 3.5. Dheginsia: lol. 2.0. Ranulf: Personally, he irritates me to look upon. He's still not technically a bad looking fellow, though. 6.5. Naesala: Ain't no Tibarn, that's for sure. 7.0. Meg: Haters gonna hate. She looks like she could turn out fine in a few years. 3.5. @Furetchen: Matilda: Tilde! She has the (very) rare distinction of not needing the NES Sprite Adjustment to look good. BUT LET'S DO IT ANYWAY. 9.5. Amalda: Love her as I do, she ain't much of a looker. 5.5. Olwen: gnnnnfghnnn. 9.0. Sleuf: Looks like a stand-up fellow. Like if Corple weren't stupid and dumb or Sharlow weren't all these things and fat. 8.5. Ralph: WHAT A JAW. 3.0. Marty: MARTYYYYYYYYY. 1.5. Frostbite: Kieran: Amusing, but not particularly good-looking. 6.5. Cain: I'm rating his FE12 portrait because asdf. 8.0. Pent: Holy SHIT Lord Pent is good-looking. 9.0. Geoffrey: I'll take three and one to go. 10. Syrene: Syrene is essentially Palla, so I see no reason for her to dip below 9.0. Louise: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. 9.5. CHANGED RATINGS Ronan from 9 to 10. Halvan from 4 to 3. Minerva from 9 to 8. Justification: I actually tiered her thinking she was Miredy. Celica from 7.5 to 7.0. Dagda from a 5 to a 3.5. Nailah from a 9 to an 8.5. Edited July 27, 2011 by Integrity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specta Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 One more. Gimme Ephraim, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 (edited) OH YES! Geoff's on top material! I'll be a crazy person and ask for Alan, Alva and Kent. Edited July 27, 2011 by Frostbite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted July 27, 2011 Author Share Posted July 27, 2011 you want me to tier Alan Alda? Yeah, you guys go in the Tonight Wave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 OH U INTEG! U SO FUNNY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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