Integrity Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 (edited) I want a dead fucking dog, on my doorstep, right fucking now. Some stupid fuck let his dog out and that dog ate all but one of my fucking chickens. Swearing is helping me right now. I am fucking pissed. All I want to know is whose fucking dog it was and then Fun can happen. EDIT: # Lagiacrus i love the integ he is my white brother but he know i make him humble in my young day nightmaer fixed it. Edited July 27, 2011 by Integrity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excellen Browning Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 A friend of mine once told me their dog nearly ate a chicken as well, and that he'd have to be put down if he did. Because he'd just go try to kill the chickens the rest of his life. I think your revenge will come soon enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack of the Dead Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 the dog will die and you get paid for your chickens. they would have to repay you for your loss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 (edited) I have rarely let my dog wander unleashed. The only place I kept this as an exception Thus, while she does pee on the neighbors' lawn sometimes, she does not eat chickens. It is doubtful she has ever caught a single living thing in her life. Someday soon, I think nature will put her down, but I could be wrong on this. She may live many more years. As for revenge...you might be somewhat surprised. My mom's hand was bitten by a dog once, hard, and she found that the dog was being walked without a muzzle the next time. Really told off the owner IIRC though AFAIK no putting down, as one might imagine in a suburb where dog care is not a real priority. the dog will die and you get paid for your chickens. they would have to repay you for your loss. Umm, I would bet a good argument might get them out of anything, if they REALLY push it. Edited July 27, 2011 by Loki Laufeyjarson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shroudening Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Sit on your porch in a rocking chair with a shotgun and shoot at any dogs you see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 I want a dead fucking dog, on my doorstep, right fucking now. Provided. Thank you, LumiFE, for absurdly powerful 1-2range speedruns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 (edited) Sit on your porch in a rocking chair with a shotgun and shoot at any dogs you see. Integs own dog being walked outside of the house would seriously problematize such a thing. And cause me to visit integrity dressed like a dog to test his patience and his potentially distorted - I really haven't the slightest clue - image of himself as a man quick to anger and quick to forgive. Provided. Thank you, LumiFE, for absurdly powerful 1-2range speedruns. He would still need to print it out and put in on the doorstep. Edited July 27, 2011 by Loki Laufeyjarson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted July 27, 2011 Author Share Posted July 27, 2011 Why is it so hard to stay mad after hard physical labor? PSA: Chicken coops are heavy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Why is it so hard to stay mad after hard physical labor? You are too tired to even bother? PSA: Chicken coops are heavy. Thats why the don't fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Why is it so hard to stay mad after hard physical labor? PSA: Chicken coops are heavy. I have exercised and ended up more maad than when I started :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack of the Dead Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 You are too tired to even bother? Thats why the don't fly. Ahem. Chicken Run. the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperblade Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 (edited) Ahem. Chicken Run. the end. Keyword there is run. Not fly. Run. Edited July 28, 2011 by Paperkitty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack of the Dead Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Keyword there is run. Not fly. Run. Did you ever watch the movie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperblade Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Not in the past decade or so (or however long it's been since it was in theatres) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 chicken run = best movie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Historias Extraordinarias = best movie. You can find it online, it's amazing, it's Argentinian, there's no reason not to watch except that it's LONG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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