Eldritch Abomination Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Hi there. I'm Blut Mörder, happy to be here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazuki Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Hello, and welcome to the Forest! Good to know that you're happy! Remember to have fun while you're here, and enjoy your stay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Yo~! Don't go dancing around with sharp objects! You might impale an innocent leg of lamb! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Hello and moo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light Lord Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Hello and welcome to SF! Hope you enjoy your stay and make friends! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Raven Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 arabesque..? like sam hazo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Probably arabesque as in ballet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Raven Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 why cant it be this ;-; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Hi, welcome toSF, where we have cool smilies like , , and ! Enjoy your stay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldritch Abomination Posted September 6, 2011 Author Share Posted September 6, 2011 I was referring to ballet, sorry Raven. I was quoting a friend of mine's first reaction to the Warrior Critical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strawman Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Welcome! I hope all of your dreams come true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Dear Murderer, Meow, I am Waha Kitty. You may only refer to me as Waha Kitty. If you call me anything but Waha Kitty, you will be seriously punished. I mean seriously. This is not an empty threat. Also, don't quote me without changing the title of the quote to Waha Kitty. Waha Kitty. You better not leave or I will haunt you IRL. Seriously, not kidding. Anyway, enjoy your stay. You better... With these tough economic times, you might want to consider using a Knife for protection instead of a Gun. You can conceal Knives easier and they are more lethal at close range. Unless you got a Gun to someone's head. Why am I capitalizing Gun and Knife? Just cuz. Is this paragraph relevant to the introduction? Shut up, you ask too many questions. There are many dicks on this forum. Not the kinds that would be appealing to females or homosexual men. Many were weeded out by the travel back in time. Oh yeah, the forum is actually 3 months older than it appears. That's cuz of a bug that caused the site to have amnesia. I think. The forums reopened up in early January 2008, although it was open like 2 months before that. Somebody had server payment issues. Call me Waha Kitty. I know I said this already, but people still seem to call me by my screen name. Only people on my list can call me Knitty. My list is in the "about me" section of my profile. You can still apply to be on the list, but remember to call me Waha Kitty. Man, roommates suck. Me and my roommate always fight about bills, video games, and other friends. He uses up more electricity than me, but I have to pay 50% regardless? He wants to hook up his 360 so I have to take down my Wii? He brings over his friends when I'm having a nice private dinner? Trust me, don't ever get roommates. Don't sell your soul for 50% off rent and utilities... If you do, you will be Waha Punished™. Don't mess with Texas. That's right, I am from Texas. In Texas, you can be killed for a crime you didn't commit. In Texas, you can go the a farm and dance with the cows. In Texas, I saw a guy get shot by an officer for littering. Everything is bigger in Texas. Including my ****. I've never copied & pasted. Never. I like to take my time writing out all my messages to make more of an impression. I am Waha Ashamed of everyone who uses copy & paste. How can I tell? I just do. I don't know why the computer geeks added in a copy & paste feature, but I think that was the worst move ever. I've been here longer than 3 years (with a bunch of breaks in between), so respect mah senioritay. I never really did much. Oh yeah, I helped kick start a Fire Emblem fangame based on users on this site. I disappeared for 2 months and people assumed I was dead. I helped a lot of users get banned. Hell, I don't know why they still keep me here. Don't be a Waha Idiot either. I know some guys in the intro threads that seem to be following me around trying to piss me of. If you become a Waha Idiot and annoy me too much, you will be Waha Punished™. Oh yeah, don't break the forum rules or you will be Waha Punished™. What the mods will do to you is nothing compared to what I will do to you... Why don't I change my display name to Waha Kitty? Why don't you shut up? What? You never asked me? Bullshit, I can read your mind. I know your deepest fears. Like I said, if you go inactive, I will come for you IRL. Only I can do that. How come? Again, you ask too many questions (even though you didn't ask them). Now I must end this rant, because you probably stopped caring about whatever I said. What was the point of writing this message? To test you. If you skipped everything, you can go fuck yourself. But if you took the time to read this, maybe we can be friends and maybe you could call me Knitty. But whatever you do, don't get on my bad side or you will receive Waha Punishment™. What is Waha Punishment™? You don't want to find out. The last guy who received Waha Punishment™ didn't post for an entire day. A week later, he got banned. Surely you do not want to suffer the same fate (or do you?)... I'm the only morderer here... bitch. Signed, Waha Kitty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldritch Abomination Posted September 8, 2011 Author Share Posted September 8, 2011 I read that on someone else's introduction. I'm assuming it's nothing special, and that nothing has changed between posts. Thanks for making me feel special, Waha. Do I have to pay you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Was that Waha Sass? I've been getting a lot of that recently. Do you think you're special enough for me to change my speech significantly for you? Also, call me Waha Kitty, not Waha. You've received a Waha Warning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldritch Abomination Posted September 9, 2011 Author Share Posted September 9, 2011 (edited) It just doesn't feel very personal. Like, a letter from your insurance company about your wives recent death, but instead of putting "wife" or her name, they just put "template". It's neither comforting, or kind. It's impersonal and distant. It is an interesting read, though, Waha Kitty. I don't want you to think I don't appreciate the comedy in it. I didn't intend on sounding like a "Waha Idiot." I just wanted to inform you that your greeting left me feeling as though I'd just gotten sloppy seconds, while in a line of other people waiting their turn to get theirs. Edit: Plus, I have a running trend of always looking like an arsehole in my first few posts. It's mostly because I don't know what kind of people you all are, what kind of humor to use, and how seriously you take yourselves. Edited September 9, 2011 by Blut Mörder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Plus, I have a running trend of always looking like an arsehole in my first few posts. It's mostly because I don't know what kind of people you all are, what kind of humor to use, and how seriously you take yourselves. So basically, you are an arsehole and don't know how to camo yourself to our tastes yet? That's ok, I appreciate that you seem to want to try! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Hmmm. . .your name doesn't lend itself well to hugs, but it sounds like you need one anyway! *HUG* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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