Tangerine Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Hey good call. Plus he seems pretty judgmental, I mean some of the leaps he has taken have been a little crass! Why is there even an option for "past"? He's basically saying that he can't help but judge people based on first impressions! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Hey good call. Plus he seems pretty judgmental, I mean some of the leaps he has taken have been a little crass! Why is there even an option for "past"? He's basically saying that he can't help but judge people based on first impressions! Also, I'm pretty sure I saw him having sex with a dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Hey, leave his virtual pals out of this. It's hard being in love with something only accessible via Nintendo handhelds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Hey, leave his virtual pals out of this. It's hard being in love with something only accessible via Nintendo handhelds. That's no excuse for animal abuse. That fucking rhymed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 (edited) You're only saying that because you want to be the abused animal. Now whether we're talking virtually for you is another deal entirely, I don't have the authority or knowledge to determine that. Edited March 19, 2012 by Tangerine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 (edited) holy shit you fucking pedophile i hope you aren't allowed near children or animals Edited March 19, 2012 by Defeatist Elitist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 (edited) What're you talking about, Otis?! Edited March 19, 2012 by Tangerine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 nope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 (edited) So compile our impressions of Elieson thus far and let's review and revise them. Edited March 19, 2012 by Tangerine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Well I'm pretty sure everything the OP loves is a lie, I'm getting major Sothe/Mathew O'Connel vibes here with the wife and kids perspective, gonna wait until he seduces someone with a neurological condition. Hey good call. Plus he seems pretty judgmental, I mean some of the leaps he has taken have been a little crass! Why is there even an option for "past"? He's basically saying that he can't help but judge people based on first impressions! Also, I'm pretty sure I saw him having sex with a dog. Hey, leave his virtual pals out of this. It's hard being in love with something only accessible via Nintendo handhelds. That's no excuse for animal abuse. That fucking rhymed. Hey there we go hope you didn't expect me to do any more than this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Do me! For I am... the mighty Dr Professor Dokushin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Now it looks like a jumbled quote with someone talking to themselves. Well, in any case, what do you think? Does this accurately represent Elieson, or is there more to add? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Now it looks like a jumbled quote with someone talking to themselves. Well, in any case, what do you think? Does this accurately represent Elieson, or is there more to add? Doesn't look like much needs adding here, it's pretty much a perfect fucking representation of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 I would've agreed, but it seems some new information has been uncovered. Do me! For I am... the mighty Dr Professor Dokushin! I'd like to highlight the "bold". It appears Elieson operates some kind of "doing" service, in which he "does" clients. This could lead to a variety of occupations, but considering modern tongue, we have to conclude it's some sort of prostitution ring and that he is undoubtedly the only employee. I mean if it wasn't just him why would he be soliciting on a Fire Emblem forum? To further bolster this theory, note the italics. As you know, clients for these types of "businesses" are often wealthy, and doctors are not uncommon customers. What do you think? I'd like to hear your thoughts on this matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Berzerker (Soul) - Ahh Soul. I was expecting this, but I didn't know you changed your name. You came across to me in the past as an irritating older elitist, who was actually good at what he did. Now, you're still kind of irritating, but I've learned to just ignore it. Now, I see you as someone worth attention. You've either grown out of being a douche, or I'm just no longer atuned to it. :3 Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Let's be honest, once you've fucked a dog, you're going to have a hell of a time justifying rejecting any human beings, so it doesn't surprise me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 (edited) Let's be honest, once you've fucked a dog, you're going to have a hell of a time justifying rejecting any human beings, so it doesn't surprise me. To clarify, by "dog" are you making a misogynist statement about women or referring to the animal? And if the latter, are you aware of the breed and its upbringing? If the former I am going to be very upset with you! Edited March 19, 2012 by Tangerine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 (edited) I am indeed referring to the species. I am not aware of its breed or upbringing, but it looked lower class. It was also male. Edited March 19, 2012 by Defeatist Elitist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 (edited) I see. I propose we construct a poem to Elieson based on the impressions we have gathered. Might I suggest a Rondeau?! You begin. Edited March 19, 2012 by Tangerine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 I know of a man who fucks dogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 (edited) GO GO GO NEGATIVE V.S POSITIVE AURA! *makes a field of flowers wither into a shriveled-up dead plain* Edited March 19, 2012 by Frostbite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 (edited) (god you're an ass) He loves them nightly, in his bogs Edited March 19, 2012 by Tangerine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Tarrasque Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Sirius: You probably bike with one of those superior quality helmets. Also, I know you a bit better now. Now, I think you haven't played any video games preN64, and you are one of those people who lives kinda on his own, even with company in the vicinity. Only the last part is correct. I did play games on the NES and other consoles before the N64 and still do occasionally. I haven't biked since I was a kid and I never wore a helmet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 (edited) (god you're an ass) He loves them nightly, in his bog (Tangerine is a fucking whiner) With a Schrödinger's family Edited March 19, 2012 by Defeatist Elitist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 (Tangerine is a fucking whiner) With a Schrödinger's family (I won't rhyme with racist!) His job is pleasure, for a fee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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