Defeatist Elitist Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 (edited) Vicarious, he loves his hogs Edited March 19, 2012 by Defeatist Elitist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 I know of a man who fucks dogs He loves them nightly, in his bogs With a Schrödinger's family His job is pleasure, for a fee Vicarious, he loves his hogs I know a man whose dogs he scroggs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Ok, I'm doing a massive update, for everyone above this post right here. I'm about halfway done. Integ, you aren't getting one of these. You're getting a full page essay that I'll have to make a spoiler for. You're welcome. All this Brütal Honesty is absolutely amazing, and this thread has delivered. also i cannot wait for my essay <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 I know of a man who fucks dogs He loves them nightly, in his bogs With a Schrödinger's family His job is pleasure, for a fee Vicarious, he loves his hogs I know a man whose dogs he scroggs Living subtly, drinking grog, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 (edited) I know of a man who does dogs He loves them nightly, in his bogs With a Schrödinger's family His job is pleasure, for a fee Vicarious, he loves his hogs I know a man whose dogs he scroggs Living subtly, drinking grogs, And spending cash on ecstasy I have to change that first line revan, you're kinda sick in the head and this makes it less volatile for me lol Edited March 19, 2012 by Tangerine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 I know of a man who fucks dogs He loves them nightly, in his bogs With a Schrödinger's family His job is pleasure, for a fee Vicarious, he loves his hogs I know a man whose dogs he scroggs Living subtly, drinking grogs, And spending cash on ecstasy Cannot escape a damning past Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 I know of a man who does dogs He loves them nightly, in his bogs With a Schrödinger's family His job is pleasure, for a fee Vicarious, he loves his hogs I know a man whose dogs he scroggs Living subtly, drinking grogs, And spending cash on ecstasy Cannot escape a damning past A man who collects 90s pogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 I know of a man who fucks dogs He loves them nightly, in his bogs With a Schrödinger's family His job is pleasure, for a fee Vicarious, he loves his hogs I know a man whose dogs he scroggs Living subtly, drinking grogs, And spending cash on ecstasy Cannot escape a damning past A man who collects 90s pogs Arranges them on snazzy logs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 I know of a man who fucks dogs He loves them nightly, in his bogs With a Schrödinger's family His job is pleasure, for a fee Vicarious, he loves his hogs I know a man whose dogs he scroggs Living subtly, drinking grogs, And spending cash on ecstasy Cannot escape a damning past A man who collects 90s pogs Arranges them on snazzy logs His body funded this new glee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 I know of a man who fucks dogs He loves them nightly, in his bogs With a Schrödinger's family His job is pleasure, for a fee Vicarious, he loves his hogs I know a man whose dogs he scroggs Living subtly, drinking grogs, And spending cash on ecstasy Cannot escape a damning past A man who collects 90s pogs Arranges them on snazzy logs His body funded this new glee A guilty, weeping effigy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 (edited) jesus you two get a room EDIT: in case it wasn't clear I mean a room, like, somewhere else. Edited March 19, 2012 by Integrity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 (edited) I know of a man who does dogs He loves them nightly, in his bogs With a Schrödinger's family His job is pleasure, for a fee Vicarious, he loves his hogs I know a man whose dogs he scroggs Living subtly, drinking grogs, And spending cash on ecstasy Cannot escape a damning past A man who collects 90s pogs Arranges them on snazzy logs His body funded this new glee A guilty, weeping effigy Of a man loved by Nintendogs Edited March 19, 2012 by Tangerine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Tarrasque Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Tangerine gets carried away too easily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 I know of a man who fucks dogs He loves them nightly, in his bogs With a Schrödinger's family His job is pleasure, for a fee Vicarious, he loves his hogs I know a man whose dogs he scroggs Living subtly, drinking grogs, And spending cash on ecstasy Cannot escape a damning past A man who collects 90s pogs Arranges them on snazzy logs His body funded this new glee A guilty, weeping effigy Of a man loved by Nintendogs He tries his best to make it last Lines Tangerine banned me from using: Also he's a fucking racist His anus filled up with a fist Tangerine is not creative Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Lines Tangerine banned me from using:Also he's a fucking racist His anus filled up with a fist Tangerine is not creative Man those were offensive as heck! The last one just didn't rhyme >:O. well that was a waste of an hour and a half. I'd like to formally apologize to anyone who had to read that abomination of a rondeau, we were pretty tired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Flanders field ain't got nothing on this shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 I'd like to formally apologize to anyone who had to read that abomination of a rondeau, we were pretty tired. I accept your apology. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 I don't, I'm going to fail physics because of this shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Alrighty... Where was that thing? *gets conked on the head with a coconut* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 I don't, I'm going to fail physics because of this shit. You should submit it as your physics assignment. also elieson is probably going to hate us. I really should not post when I am dead tired, and I especially should not associate with your corrupting self :O. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 (edited) Ahem: ZXValaRevan says (4:45 AM): *you're supposed to post copious quantities of innocuous but eventually highly sexually explicit fanfiction all over the forum *then create another account Edited March 19, 2012 by Tangerine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Help I'm being oppressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 I'm just exposing your sexual nature! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 the point is blame Tangerine for this shit she's a terrible human being Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 the point is blame Tangerine for this shit she's a terrible human being wtf, look at the first line of that poem. You like, started the gravy train of offense. Where was the innocence?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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