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So I just took a shower and my cousins are visiting.


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I'm in the bathroom and I'm out of towels. In order to get some more towels, I have to walk with my naked body to the laundry room, which requires me to pass my cousins. It's cold as hell.

What do?

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Open the door just a tiny bit and yell "Yo *insert name of favourite cousin*, could you fetch me a towel?"

Now here is a hard one. How do I explain someone I was not staring them because Im creeoy and they happen to be female but because their horrid tan creeps me the fuck off every time I see it?

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I'm in the bathroom and I'm out of towels. In order to get some more towels, I have to walk with my naked body to the laundry room, which requires me to pass my cousins. It's cold as hell.

What do?

Walk? If I were you, I'd run...

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1: Strut. I mean fucking swagger to the laundry room. If your cousins are in your way, greet them politely or even stop to talk to them.

2: Shake yourself dry, if you're a coward.

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I'm posting this on my 3DS :>.

I was luckily able to find a small towel and wipe myself dry, then sprint chunks to my room while they were outside touring our magical backyard <3~.

B-B-But thanks for all of the suggestions! I'll remember them for next time :D.

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1: Strut. I mean fucking swagger to the laundry room. If your cousins are in your way, greet them politely or even stop to talk to them.

$wag.

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no seriously

thrust your penis in public with pride

thrust yo dick

strut it strut it

don't give a fuq

just strut it strut it

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