CrashGordon94 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 (edited) [spoiler=Failed AF joke]Well, I've been thinking rather a lot and it's been bothering me... Well, I have no better way to say it than to say it. I believe I'm transgendered. I've been rather enamoured with the thought of having a female body recently, and this would seem to be why. I can only suppose that my vicious transphobia was internalised hatred towards myself for what I am, I know it's definitely why I hate Ishtar so much. I'm just really jealous of her, I'd love to have a body like hers... I guess the reason this revelation was delayed for so long was because I couldn't allow myself to be this way and because it didn't occur to me until recently that I could be a lesbian woman trapped in the body of a straight man. It also occured to me that I couldn't hide this from my parents forever and that I might need their help if I was to have a sex change operation, so I told them since they're generally VERY understanding. However, I suppose this was a very large "bombshell" to drop as my dad got worried and my mom got scared and said "You're movin' with your auntie and your uncle in Bel-Air!" I begged and pleaded with her day after day but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way. She gave me a kiss and she gave me my ticket, I put my Walkman on and said "I might as well kick it!" I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "FRESH" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab was rare but I thought "Naw forget it, yo homes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later!". I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there! To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air! HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY SERENES FOREST! Edited April 2, 2012 by CrashGordon94 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Crash, nobody thinks you're funny. Just... stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuuda Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Crash, nobody thinks you're funny. Just... stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 It's 5.15 pm. Aren't AFD jokes supposed to happen before midday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aere Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 It's 5.15 pm. Aren't AFD jokes supposed to happen before midday? 3:17 am where I'm sitting. Time Zones make that idea kinda unreasonable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted April 1, 2012 Author Share Posted April 1, 2012 And it was 7:44 AM where I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Ishtar's body would be kind of cool for ten minutes. I could use the attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted April 1, 2012 Author Share Posted April 1, 2012 Ishtar's body would be kind of cool for ten minutes. I could use the attention. Would you really WANT that kind of attention though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sage Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Kindly go choke on a dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Would you really WANT that kind of attention though? Sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klokinator Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 I read like 5 words. I immediately saw the topic title, knew it was april fools day, then saw who wrote the topic. I could have skipped right to the end, where I knew a proclamation of April Fools would be (It might have actually been passable if (1)It was in serious discussion or (2) you had waited a few posts to utter the april fools part) but instead, I made it to the word "Transgendered" (about 5 words in) and it was solidified at that point. I just dropped down to the bottom and read the part about april fools that I knew would be there. Maybe next year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted April 1, 2012 Author Share Posted April 1, 2012 I read like 5 words. I immediately saw the topic title, knew it was april fools day, then saw who wrote the topic. I could have skipped right to the end, where I knew a proclamation of April Fools would be (It might have actually been passable if (1)It was in serious discussion or (2) you had waited a few posts to utter the april fools part) but instead, I made it to the word "Transgendered" (about 5 words in) and it was solidified at that point. I just dropped down to the bottom and read the part about april fools that I knew would be there. @Bold: I had actually considered that, but wouldn't the mods take issue? @Italics: That too, but then I got worried someone might think I was being serious. All in all, fair enough, I knew it was blatantly transparent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 @Italics: That too, but then I got worried someone might think I was being serious. That certainly would have been funnier than excerpts from an old tv show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted April 1, 2012 Author Share Posted April 1, 2012 That certainly would have been funnier than excerpts from an old tv show. The thing is, then someone might DELIBERATELY miss the point to pass it off as a truth (see the "Crash finally admits" topic for when Joshy did pretty much exactly that). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 The thing is, then someone might DELIBERATELY miss the point to pass it off as a truth (see the "Crash finally admits" topic for when Joshy did pretty much exactly that). Scared? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 The thing is, then someone might DELIBERATELY miss the point to pass it off as a truth (see the "Crash finally admits" topic for when Joshy did pretty much exactly that). And your perverse lust for Mist turned out to be a real thing. Unless it never was, but that doesn't explain the member badge and half the shit I remember you saying... So... Crash, is there something you want to tell us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 (edited) 3:17 am where I'm sitting. Time Zones make that idea kinda unreasonable. And it was 7:44 AM where I am. *Looks at timestamps* Wrong. You must take into account what time it is where I am before making time-sensitive posts, otherwise the joke is ruined for me. Edited April 1, 2012 by Baldrick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted April 1, 2012 Author Share Posted April 1, 2012 Scared? Honestly, yes. I could just imagine such a thing happening... And your perverse lust for Mist turned out to be a real thing. Unless it never was, but that doesn't explain the member badge and half the shit I remember you saying... At that time, no it wasn't. It was a joke that Joshy passed off as truth to screw with me, that's the point. And yes, I have the hots for Mist now but that's just because I CHANGED, at that point I hated Mist but now I don't. So... Crash, is there something you want to tell us? Oh, please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Honestly, yes. I could just imagine such a thing happening... Solution: Stop caring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Crash, if you weren't so hateful and insecure... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted April 1, 2012 Author Share Posted April 1, 2012 *Looks at timestamps* Wrong. You must take into account what time it is where I am before making time-sensitive posts, otherwise the joke is ruined for me. But your screen name is "Baldrick", named after the guy from Blackadder, ergo you must be in England. QED. I hope Lumi doesn't growl at me for using "QED" in a non-mathematical context again... Solution: Stop caring Easier said than done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Raven Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 bets until lock: 10 posts anyone else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Easier said than done! Especially since you don't want to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted April 1, 2012 Author Share Posted April 1, 2012 Especially since you don't want to. No, that's not it. I just can't do it. :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klokinator Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 I fucking love trannys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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