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So, I was standing by the sink. I put a pill in my mouth and then got some water in my mouth. I am bad at swallowing pills, so I was standing there waiting for the right moment to swallow. Suddenly, I sort of vomit up some liquid medication that I had just taken. It's in my mouth, and I'm kind of stuck between coughing it out of my mouth or swallowing it all in one gulp. While I'm trying to decide, my nose begins to tingle. I sneeze water, pink syrupy medication and a pink pill into the sink; at the same time, a booger flies out of my nose from the force of the sneeze and goes into the sink along with the rest.

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15/10

You should turn this into a short film!

LoL. But I don't have any sort of video stuff so I can't do it. The other problem would be that I'm not good at vomiting at will, and the booger would also be tough.

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Sounds like a once in a life time experience that couldn't be replicated anyway. It's too bad no one could witness this moment.

God is there.

Once I get to heaven me and him will grab some cold ones and watch it on tape in slow motion, with zany sound effects and silly commentary a la crappy reality shows like "Blind Date."

Or replace that with satan and hell.

If I never get to heaven I don't care

I been down to the crossroads

And there ain't no devil down there

They got the whole town shakin'

Out in L.A.

They got the blues in Mississippi

I'm going back some day

And I ain't gonna fuss and fight

I ain't stayin' up all night

Worryin' 'bout the things that I can't change

Let everybody think I'm a little bit strange

(Chorus:)

´Cause I love Muddy Water

It's dirty but it feels alright

I love Muddy Waters

I'm ready for the blues tonight-ooh yes I am

On my way to California

My old car broke down

I left it sittin' right there

And I walked on into town

I found a cheap hotel

Got a twenty dollar room

And when I woke up the next day

It was four o'clock in the afternoon

Well I ain't gonna fuss and fight

I ain't stayin' up all night

Worryin' 'bout the things that I can't change

Let everybody think I'm a little bit strange

(Chorus)

Ooh why should I worry all night and day

Whatever it is

It's gonna be ok

(Chorus)

Edited by Hawkeye Hank Hatfield
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In hell you're going to be reenacting that event 24/7 while other damned souls point and laugh. Harsh.

Besides the fact that would mean standing 24/7, I'd probably be OK with that. Sounds like a pretty decent gig.

But if you put me up to my knees in lava and tack on some evil demons flaying me with my own innards, I guess it would kinda blow.

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i saw someone repost this on facebook as a status lol

where is it from?

edit: nvm i thought it was a different friend >.>

Edited by bllllllllllllack.mamba.ops
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Alright. I just texted those added details to Satan. He replied with LOL.

There's a real simple trick to get out of hell. Walk up to Satan and tell him you thought his solo was the better of the two. It's not any more unusual to be born twice than it is to be born once.

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There's a real simple trick to get out of hell. Walk up to Satan and tell him you thought his solo was the better of the two. It's not any more unusual to be born twice than it is to be born once.

Like in Adventure Time

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In hell you're going to be reenacting that event 24/7 while other damned souls point and laugh. Harsh.

Nah, in Hell, he's going to be doing that while a mob of Fire Chains/Molten/Plagued enemies run around him. Judging from my D3 experience, that hurts quite a bit.

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