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A NORMAL DAY IN SERENES FOREST

by, Gatrie: Alone and Unloved

Narrator: to start off our story we find Gatrie: Alone and Unloved waking up in his beautiful tree house…

Gatrie: aaahhh… What a weird dream I had last night…

Nightmare: sorry pal

Gatrie: Oh its alri—OUT!! OUT OF MY HOUSE!!

Narrator: It’s a beautiful morning in the forest and Gatrie decides to go for a walk down Serenes Plaza.

Gatrie: Good Morning everyone!!

Cymbeline and Desdemona: Morning!!

Songbird: (with mouth full of lollipop) Morning!

Shadrach: Morning Gatrie!

Gatrie: Hey Fireman! Nice day huh?

Fireman: If I told you that I would have to kill you.

Gatrie and Fireman: …………………………………eheehahahaHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Fireman: 10,000 gold.

Narrator: After his stroll Gatrie decided to go to work at the post office.

Gatrie: Whats this?? Mail for me?? YAAAAAAAAYY!! *opens*

Dear Gatrie,

Die

Love, Hikari

Gatrie: ……………

Narrator: After his shift was over Gatrie decided to do some cosplaying and do a little killing…I mean have a little fun with his revolvers…yeah

He sure had a lot of fun!!

After he had his fun he decided to go down to Fireman’s Tavern and have a couple of drinks with friends...

Gatrie: Fireman! One Earl Grey tea please!

Narrator: Suddenly he notices a lone cup of tea at the bar.

Gatrie: Cool! Free drink!

MaSu: I WILL BLOW YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF!!!

Gatrie: *sips tea and gets ready for bar fight*

MaSu: You asked for it!!

Lyle: *stands next to MaSu*

Shadrach: *stands next to Gatrie* you don’t mess with the Gatrie man…

Toa Lord Sothe: SEXCOPTER

ALL: SHUT UP!!!!!

Narrator: That’s when everyone notices Hikari, Fox and Fireman stripping…

Fireman: starts to sing: the beer song

MaSu: Fireman what did you put in that drink of yours?

Fireman:

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Metal Arc: I don’t get it either…

Narrator: Anyway the bar fight starts.

Serene: I'll get the epic fight music!!! epic indeed!!

Narrator: After the fight the four guys walk out laughing and are all VERY drunk.

Shadrach: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! COW!! THAT’S A GOOD ONE!!!!

MaSu: So what are you guys doin for the rest of the night?

Lyle: well I was planning on banging Hik…..

MaSu, Gatrie, Shadrach: …….

Lyle: nevermind

Zephrion: BLOO FALCOWN!!

Gatrie: well I gotta go see you guys later!

Narrator: on his way home he stops by to do a couple of errands.

Musashi: Gatrie! Nice night isn’t it? Would you like to buy a Katana?

Gatrie: Why of course! I’ll take two!

Narrator: after his errands were complete he decided to make one final stop before turning in for the night.

Knife: ahh yes that’s a good one there….

Gatrie: so I can rent it?

Knife: of course! Its due Friday though…

Gatrie: fine by me…well you have a nice night Knife!

Knife: See you around!

*suddenly a cloaked figure walks out of Knife’s porn shop.*

Narrator: sleepily Gatrie walks home.

Gatrie: yaaaaawwwn….what a good day its been...!! hey Freohr, Emerald Fox!! Good Night!

Freohr Datia and Emeraldfox: Good night Gatrie!

Narrator: after saying good night to his neighbors Emeraldfox and Freohr Datia, Gatrie climbs into his tree house and goes to sleep…after saying his prayers to the goddess of course! (no not Hikari)

Gatrie: ....ahhhh...good....night....everyone.....

Nightmare: sweet dreams Gatrie

THE END

Edited by Gatrie: Alone and Unloved
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A Normal Day in Serenes Forest is:

MaSu creating a weird topic.

FFtF being bumped a page with new topics.

A bedtime story.

Spamming.

Porno.

And much more.

you forgot getting drunk

having bar fights

and you stalking the newbies in my hotel.

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