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Furetchen's Beef Kingdom


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BUY SHIT FROM ME.

Entrees

Sauteed Laguz Testicles (2pc)

Mystery Meat Pie

Pie With Grog in It

Human Flesh

Roadkill Sandwich

Possibly An Olive

Untrees

Carcass

Gunpowder and Cheese

Pasta with Possibly Radioactive Orange Sauce

Pizza with Meat On It

The Vegan Surprise (a cheese sandwich where the bread is actually meat, made with 100% real butter)

Violence

Religion

Fucking Amazing Stuff

Gun

Gun with Rice

A Coaster with Tabasco Sauce

Grog

Grog

Grog Mocha

Chips Soaked in Grog

Oliver's Liquidised Breath

The 'Bloody Awful'

Goldie's Tears

Other Stuff

The Lavatory

Complimentary Bread You Have To Pay For

Taking orders as of today.

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I'd like some pie with grog in it, some chips soaked in grog, and some grog mocha to wash it down please.

would you like extra grog on that

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ok

today is customer appreciation day so you can supersize your meal for only 50 soyjoys

would you like to

supersize it

yeah

supersize it

yeahhhh

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I'll take the Gunpowder and Cheese and the Complimentary Bread You Have to Pay For with a mug of Goldie's Tears, please.

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I'd like some Pizza with Meat On It, and some Fucking Amazing Stuff, with some Complimentary Bread You Have To Pay For on the side, please. And some ice water. 8D

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I'd like some Pizza with Meat On It, and some Fucking Amazing Stuff, with some Complimentary Bread You Have To Pay For on the side, please. And some ice water. 8D

Water? Is that a new word for grog?

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Water is this substance thing that makes you unthirsty. Most food places have it. If Furetchen's Beef Kingdom doesn't I can settle for Ice Grog.

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