Esme Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 (edited) oh god what am I doing oh god Hey, SF peeps! I'm in the mood for a good ol'-fashioned girls-only playthrough of HHM, a mode which I have never had the satisfaction of completing because I'm so CASUAL! But you know what, I'm getting tired of these baby booties! I need bigger shoes-- shoes fit for a STRONG, INDEPENDENT WOMAN. I'm going to prove that even FE girls don't need no man to take down NERGAL. Aww, yeah! C'mon ladies! Let's kick some ASS! [spoiler=INTRO DARLINGS]OH NO THIS STRANGE WOMAN IS TALKING TO ME OH GOD WHERE AM I dude, calm your shit, I'm just a friendly nomadic woman jeez oh sorry I've just been on some meds and I've gotten all tweaky n' shit SO ANYWAY what's your name, brosis? It's Lyn Lyn the Conqueror holy shit that's quite the title it kinda sounds like you run this bitch yes mark I'm Lyn AND I RUN THIS BITCH um lyn what are those noises!! oh shit it's those bandit dudes but don't worry mark I'll kick their asses YEAHHHHHHH [spoiler=NECESSARY EXPLANATIONS]This is a girls-only run (with some exceptions). I will only be using female units, Hector, Marcus (for a short while), Ninils, Lucius, and Matthew / Legault. I'll be playing through Lyn Hard Mode, then I'll move on to Hector Hard Mode. I won't be backing out of this one. This thread will not die 'till it's completed. Edited September 13, 2012 by Esme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 (edited) ~Quote~ this If ~you~ are a str~ong beau~tiful Sacaen~ ~Woman Who don't ~need~ no Marqu~as~s Edited August 14, 2012 by L1049 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buttmuncher.ops Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 ~Quote~ this If ~you~ are a str~ong beau~tiful Sacaen~ ~Woman Who don't ~need~ no Marqu~as~s i lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konnor97 Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Wait, they don't need no men? Does that mean they men? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted August 14, 2012 Author Share Posted August 14, 2012 (edited) Prologue is done! [spoiler=PROLOGUE]Let's do this! Bandit dude was a piece of cake, now it's time to kill BATTA! BATTA got lucky and cut Lyn with his BIG AXE but fortunately she dodged his second attack and slashed him right back in the NUTS. Take that! Seize! You might notice that I forgot to capture her level-up... Yeah, I completely forgot. Edited August 29, 2012 by Esme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Haha, this seems like a cool thing to keep up with. Have fun, fellow Roger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted August 14, 2012 Author Share Posted August 14, 2012 (edited) Thank you, Roger Gamboge! [spoiler=CHAPTER 1] I wish I could use Sain and Kent. :< Oh well, Lyn can take care of herself! Awesome! STR is very good for you, Lyn. Time to kill zUGUU~*~*~ Damn it all! lyn pls Edited August 29, 2012 by Esme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted August 14, 2012 Author Share Posted August 14, 2012 (edited) [spoiler=CHAPTER 2] Oh god. BREAKIN' WALLS, BUSTIN' BALLS Oh, I've got a pretty BIG chance. Time to break some GLASS! Lyn the GLASSBREAKER got another horrible level up. FML Edited August 29, 2012 by Esme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Once Legault joins you should just use him instead of Matthew since he's more ladylike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted August 15, 2012 Author Share Posted August 15, 2012 Once Legault joins you should just use him instead of Matthew since he's more ladylike. dem silvery locks~*~*~*~*~*~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samias Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 And those supports. Legault should totally be involved in this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted August 17, 2012 Author Share Posted August 17, 2012 (edited) [spoiler=Chapter 3] Yay! It's everyone's favorite pegasus knight-- Florina! She enjoys: Lyn, pegasi, and KILLING SWORD USERS. But we need cash for swords, man! Hello, worst-archer-in-the-game! Florina doesn't afraid of arrows! Lyn finally got herself together. BASED FLORINA After a quick armory visit, we are now ready to kill the boss. Excuse me? Lyn don't tolerate that, bitch. Uh oh. ...I-I'm g-going to... um... stab you in th-the heart, o-okay? Florina DELIVERS Pretty decent. Edited August 29, 2012 by Esme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBM Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 I think you missed a map somewhere, because LM has 10 chapters, not 9. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted August 18, 2012 Author Share Posted August 18, 2012 (edited) [spoiler=CHAPTER 4] LET'S DO THIS WELCOME TO THE TEAM, MEATSHIELD Florina's got this! Bandit misses, Florina uses a vulnerary, and all is well. Aww, yeah~ Lyn finally gets her act together. Oh god. OH GOD That was way too close. No, we're WOMEN. Edited August 29, 2012 by Esme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted August 29, 2012 Author Share Posted August 29, 2012 (edited) Sorry for taking so long to update. [spoiler=CHAPTER 5] Well maybe if you'd stop being so ANNOYING then you wouldn't be lost. Wait... people actually make an effort to talk to Serra? BASED FLORINA :U lyn pls Time to crush this BUG. BONK Nooooooo Florinaaaaaa whyyyyyyyy Edited August 30, 2012 by Esme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted August 30, 2012 Author Share Posted August 30, 2012 [spoiler=CHAPTER 6] Let's do this! HELLO THIEF NO-NO FLO-FLO SWITCH Lyn weakens the archer by the boss... ...So Matthew can get some EXP. SERRA'S FEM-SENSES ARE TINGLINGGGGGG serra pls Whatever you say, Serra. JERK! Lyn and Matthew are gonna BONK you! Take that, poser-THWOMP y flo-flo ...aaaand this chapter is done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 this is amusing me far more than it has any right to esme B+ or maybe even an A here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted August 30, 2012 Author Share Posted August 30, 2012 this is amusing me far more than it has any right to esme B+ or maybe even an A here yay [spoiler=CHAPTER 7] Florina eats the robe for an HP boost. oh no feminist magick!!! Lucy will save us from those nasty shamans! Flo-Flo swoops down with immense gusto! While Lucius BONKS the shaman! BASED MATTHEW I'm Flo-Flo you ketchup brand! Wow, I just 3-turned this chapter because Florina critted with her Javelin. God damn, Florina! You're amazing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted August 30, 2012 Author Share Posted August 30, 2012 (edited) Woo-hoo! Our first sidequest! [spoiler=CHAPTER 7x] Let's do this! Cav-slicing! Mage-poking! DAMMIT FLORINA HP is good, I guess. BASED SERRA Dance, puppet, dance! Shankin' bitchezZzZzZ~*~*~1 Gettin' reziztance~*~*~11 o no feminist magick strikes again!! Thank you, Flo-Flo. Florina chips the boss twice... ...So Lucy can get a KO! Good job, Lucy! Edited August 30, 2012 by Esme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 yay Florina eats the robe for an HP boost. I always take this line literal, If I could do fan art of her eating the robe I would... I so would xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted August 30, 2012 Author Share Posted August 30, 2012 I always take this line literal, If I could do fan art of her eating the robe I would... I so would xD SOMEONE DO THIS RIGHT NOW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppy Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 (edited) http://browse.devian...emblem#/d2sfdag Here ya go. Edited August 30, 2012 by Richter Abend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonBladeSniper Posted August 30, 2012 Share Posted August 30, 2012 I always take this line literal, If I could do fan art of her eating the robe I would... I so would xD Wonder what that tastes like. o.o Cool run so far! I was thinking of doing a run like this at some point but then I got lazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted August 30, 2012 Author Share Posted August 30, 2012 http://browse.devian...emblem#/d2sfdag Here ya go. THANK YOU. Oh man, that's funny~ Wonder what that tastes like. o.o Cool run so far! I was thinking of doing a run like this at some point but then I got lazy. They probably taste like mildew since they're usually stuffed in chests for god knows how long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted August 31, 2012 Author Share Posted August 31, 2012 Lemme lemme update ya [spoiler=CHAPTER 8] This chapter starts off with a level-up by Nils! ...I don't think anyone cares about his growths, though. I know I don't. Another practitioner of FEMINIST MAGICK has been taken down by Lucy! This Lancereaver should prove useful to Lyn. YOU GOT THIS LYN YEAH SHE'S GOT THIS Florina pulls herself together. girl we need some luck up in here Hey, Boo-Boo! I'm gonna die this turn! BASED SERRA Lucy breaks through Yogi's armor as if it were wet paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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