j00 Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 I'm not really new but I mainly lurk about and have a grand total of five posts (including this one), so I figure this should be enough of an excuse to post here but I really just want to know what's the deal with this Waha Kife guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Dear Poo, My name is Waha Kife. You may only refer to me as Waha Kife. If you call me anything but Waha Kife, you will be seriously punished. This is no joke mortal. Also, do not quote me without changing the title of the quote to Waha Kife. You better not vanish or I will cut you down in real life. This is no joke. I hope you enjoy your stay. You had better... With these ghetto times, you might want to consider using a Knife for protection instead of a Gun. You can conceal Knives easier and they are more lethal at close range. Unless you got a Gun to someone's head. Why am I capitalizing Gun and Knife? None of your business. Is this paragraph relevant to the introduction? Shaddup. There are many weirdos on these forums from furries to hard core FE fans. I say this with great sincerity: do not go to Far from the Forest. If you do, you may never return to the main forums again. This has happened to many of our rank and we don't need anymore weirdos to be away from the forest. The government wants to contain all the weirdos inside the forest. Many people were weeded out by the travel back in time. Oh yes, this forum is actually 3 months older than it appears. That is because of a drug which caused the site to have amnesia. The forums reopened up in early January 2008, although it was open for 2 months before that. Our master had great payment issues. Call me Waha Kife. I am restating this for emphasis and to save your life. There are certain people who can get away with calling me the name that shall not be uttered. They are usually brawlers. If you're a brawler, you can call me the name that shall not be uttered. I've never used the copy and paste tool. I like to take my time writing out all my messages to make more of an impression. I am Waha Ashamed of everyone who uses copy & paste. How can I tell? I just do. I don't know why the computer weirdos added in a copy & paste feature, but I think that was the worst move ever. I've been here longer than 4 years (with a bunch of breaks in between), so respect my elderness. Don't be a Waha Idiot. Some guys in the intro threads seem to be following me around trying to piss me off. If you become a Waha Idiot and annoy me too much, you will be Waha Punished™. Why don't I change my display name to Waha Kife? Why don't you shut up? What was that? You never ask? That is Waha Bullshit, I can read your mind. I know your deepest fears. Like I said, if you go inactive, I will find you. Only I have the power to do that. How? Curiosity killed the cat. Now I must end this speech, because you probably stopped caring about whatever I said. What was the point of writing this message? To test you. If you skipped everything, you can go Waha Fuck yourself. But if you took the time to read this, maybe we can be friends and maybe you could call me the name that shall not be uttered. But whatever you do, don't get on my bad side or you will receive Waha Punishment™. What is Waha Punishment™? You don't want to find out. The last guy who received Waha Punishment™ didn't post for an entire day. A week later, he got banned. Surely you do not want to suffer the same fate... Written in blood, Waha Kife There's nothing else you need to know about me except that you must call me Waha Kife. Also, quote this post as Waha Kife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Lord only knows what the rest of the old guard would have become had they stayed. I miss some of those weirdoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Hey, welcome to SF. You should post more then 5 times. That'd be a good start to avoid DREADED Waha Punishment™. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 Lord only knows what the rest of the old guard would have become had they stayed. I miss some of those weirdoes. Those were some Waha Good guys. Now I'm all that's left. Hey, welcome to SF. You should post more then 5 times. That'd be a good start to avoid DREADED Waha Punishment™. Hey, you have no power to make the Waha Rules. There is no Waha Rule that says you have to post more than 5 times. Waha Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 It's not a rule, it's a guideline. Guidelines are unofficial and need now be followed, they just should. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 Now I'm all that's left. Man Nightmarre's still here though. That's gotta count for somethin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 (edited) That guy you were asking about gave you a better answer to your curiosity than anyone else can give - even by copy and pasting one of his posts. I'm not talking about the guy who posted right after you. That was just an attempt to keep him from giving me something he would call [something resembling the word punishment]. Edited October 26, 2012 by L1049 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 It's not a rule, it's a guideline. Guidelines are unofficial and need now be followed, they just should. Is that Waha Sass pirate boy? Man Nightmarre's still here though. That's gotta count for somethin. Careful with the quotes... That guy you were asking about gave you a better answer to your curiosity than anyone else can give - even by copy and pasting one of his posts. I'm not talking about the guy who posted right after you. That was just an attempt to keep him from giving me something he would call [something resembling the word punishment]. Who is Waha Copy and Pasting? Tell me now so I can deal with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 That I don't know. But I believe that people are capable of Waha Copy and Pasting, and I suspect people who have done so, and will do so, exist. Possibly someone did it as I typed this (I can say I did not use my mouse's right click or press control+c, +x or +v to make this post). I'm sorry if I put you on a false trail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Know Shinon Is God Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 You'll be used to Waha Kife in due time. Macho Barbarian Darros, be careful. You've been called a Waha Idiot. For some reason, I feel that is a very bad thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 That I don't know. But I believe that people are capable of Waha Copy and Pasting, and I suspect people who have done so, and will do so, exist. Possibly someone did it as I typed this (I can say I did not use my mouse's right click or press control+c, +x or +v to make this post). I'm sorry if I put you on a false trail. Ah, that's Waha Good. Be sure to report any Waha Sass and Waha Copy and Pasting to your Waha Lords. You'll be used to Waha Kife in due time. Macho Barbarian Darros, be careful. You've been called a Waha Idiot. For some reason, I feel that is a very bad thing. Pirate boy was already a Waha Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Know Shinon Is God Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 (edited) Ah, that's Waha Good. Be sure to report any Waha Sass and Waha Copy and Pasting to your Waha Lords. Pirate boy was already a Waha Idiot. So, I need some elaboration. How bad on a scale of one to ten is being a Waha Idiot? Edited October 28, 2012 by You Know Shinon Is God Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 You're about to find out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 So, I need some elaboration. How bad on a scale of one to ten is being a Waha Idiot? One a scale of 1 to 10, I'd say its about a 15. And hey, what did I tell you about the quotes? Are you a Waha Idiot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j00 Posted October 31, 2012 Author Share Posted October 31, 2012 I can't say I feel any wiser trying to interpret any of this but oh well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Know Shinon Is God Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 Well, j00, I guess you get the idea. Kind of. I'd say you get it about as much as I. Waha Kife, to be fair, you write so much in your introductory posts I can't say I remember it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 Maybe I should bold it then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Know Shinon Is God Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 You know, that could be a good idea. I agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyron Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 knife is weird he was the former lead hacker of serenes emblem and he did a bad job off it as he could only nightmare yet agreed to almost all suggestions and in general was a poor leader now knife mainly posts his sheibeil about himself in the intro bord and is known for being weird and crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Hey shut up. Who are you and get ready for your Waha Punishment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Know Shinon Is God Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 So, uhh, j00... I hope your question has been at least a little answered. ^^; -patpat- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comet Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 Cyron, would you tell me what Waha punishment is? I mean, if you're still alive after the punishment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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